Ask Papa Celt

huh, like father like son…

I swear to the fucking gods

WHAAAAT...

Please don’t ask me that…

BUT BRITTTTTTTTANNIAAA I WANNA KNOW YOUR SON HAS A DADDY KINK ITS ALL OVER THIS WEBSITE. I BET THE OTHER DO, I BET ENGLANDS THE WORST. 

England does not have a daddy kink. I shamed that out of him. Why don’t you ask one of the kids?

Well, the internet is an incredible place. Just ask it ‘What is a daddy kink?’ and it will tell you.

I did…and I regret it….its the last time i google something with kink in it. Last time I googled something Germanys and Italy were on a site…like having sex…DOES GERMANIA KNOW ABOUT THESE CHILDREN. 

… You know what? I don’t think you need the internet…

I need to internet, I watch Cat videos on the Youbertube site.

Exactly. I’m taking away your internet privileges.

NOOO MY CAT VIDEOS…

I shouldn’t have even let you use it in the first place. This is my fault.

CAAAAT VIDEOOOOOOOOS

You crying isn’t going to make me want to give it back.

BUT BRIIIIIITTTTTTTTT YOU KNOW YO U LOVE THIS RED HEADED BASTARD 

Papa you’re to old to know about this, there are elders out there, Gods sake leave it to the young ones education 

Well if you hip kids wont tell me ILL…smoogle…groogle…AH google it! 

NO PAP DON’T !!!! YER NOT READY. Jfc you’re supposed to be a an adult here. 

I googled it…it was a horrible mistake…Why…

See what happens when you don’t listen to your son? I mean id expected this from England but never from you pap.

Excuse me…England tried to make me have this kink…I regret so much..

Since when did ye start listening to England? Since did any of us?

I didnt that#s why i googled what this kink was….No one listens to England that boy is adopted for the love of god.

Its ok pap, internet is a dangerous place after all. Aren’t we alla sorta???

Yet we consider each other as brothers? Damn that deep. Well ofc we all redheads with no souls. Seems about right. I think they’re contagious. Dem eyebrows are like the plage. Yet i want to find more interesting stuff goddamn. 

Please don’t ask me that…

BUT BRITTTTTTTTANNIAAA I WANNA KNOW YOUR SON HAS A DADDY KINK ITS ALL OVER THIS WEBSITE. I BET THE OTHER DO, I BET ENGLANDS THE WORST. 

England does not have a daddy kink. I shamed that out of him. Why don’t you ask one of the kids?

Well, the internet is an incredible place. Just ask it ‘What is a daddy kink?’ and it will tell you.

I did…and I regret it….its the last time i google something with kink in it. Last time I googled something Germanys and Italy were on a site…like having sex…DOES GERMANIA KNOW ABOUT THESE CHILDREN. 

… You know what? I don’t think you need the internet…

I need to internet, I watch Cat videos on the Youbertube site.

Exactly. I’m taking away your internet privileges.

NOOO MY CAT VIDEOS…

I shouldn’t have even let you use it in the first place. This is my fault.

CAAAAT VIDEOOOOOOOOS

aw damn, I was too late to convince you?

Yes, bloody England tried to say I should have a daddy kink…but to think my own children…have them…Lord save me. 

nO CELT YOU CAN’T MAKE ME

GOOOGLE IT, YOU’RE TELLING ME TO GET THIS KINK BUT YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS.

Rest in peace Celt

Im already dead...I think i died again..like it was worse then when Rome tried to kiss me after eating that disgusting rubbing he eats, you know the one that tastes like death

Papa you’re to old to know about this, there are elders out there, Gods sake leave it to the young ones education 

Well if you hip kids wont tell me ILL…smoogle…groogle…AH google it! 

NO PAP DON’T !!!! YER NOT READY. Jfc you’re supposed to be a an adult here. 

I googled it…it was a horrible mistake…Why…

See what happens when you don’t listen to your son? I mean id expected this from England but never from you pap.

Excuse me…England tried to make me have this kink…I regret so much..

Since when did ye start listening to England? Since did any of us?

I didnt that#s why i googled what this kink was….No one listens to England that boy is adopted for the love of god.

Its ok pap, internet is a dangerous place after all. Aren’t we alla sorta???

aw damn, I was too late to convince you?

Yes, bloody England tried to say I should have a daddy kink…but to think my own children…have them…Lord save me. 

nO CELT YOU CAN’T MAKE ME

GOOOGLE IT, YOU’RE TELLING ME TO GET THIS KINK BUT YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS.

aw damn, I was too late to convince you?

Yes, bloody England tried to say I should have a daddy kink…but to think my own children…have them…Lord save me. 

nO CELT YOU CAN’T MAKE ME

GOOOGLE IT, YOU’RE TELLING ME TO GET THIS KINK BUT YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS.

Papa you’re to old to know about this, there are elders out there, Gods sake leave it to the young ones education 

Well if you hip kids wont tell me ILL…smoogle…groogle…AH google it! 

NO PAP DON’T !!!! YER NOT READY. Jfc you’re supposed to be a an adult here. 

I googled it…it was a horrible mistake…Why…

See what happens when you don’t listen to your son? I mean id expected this from England but never from you pap.

Excuse me…England tried to make me have this kink…I regret so much..

Since when did ye start listening to England? Since did any of us?

I didnt that#s why i googled what this kink was....No one listens to England that boy is adopted for the love of god.

Please don’t ask me that…

BUT BRITTTTTTTTANNIAAA I WANNA KNOW YOUR SON HAS A DADDY KINK ITS ALL OVER THIS WEBSITE. I BET THE OTHER DO, I BET ENGLANDS THE WORST. 

England does not have a daddy kink. I shamed that out of him. Why don’t you ask one of the kids?

Well, the internet is an incredible place. Just ask it ‘What is a daddy kink?’ and it will tell you.

I did…and I regret it….its the last time i google something with kink in it. Last time I googled something Germanys and Italy were on a site…like having sex…DOES GERMANIA KNOW ABOUT THESE CHILDREN. 

… You know what? I don’t think you need the internet…

I need to internet, I watch Cat videos on the Youbertube site.

Exactly. I’m taking away your internet privileges.

NOOO MY CAT VIDEOS…

aw damn, I was too late to convince you?

Yes, bloody England tried to say I should have a daddy kink…but to think my own children…have them…Lord save me. 

nO CELT YOU CAN’T MAKE ME

GOOOGLE IT, YOU’RE TELLING ME TO GET THIS KINK BUT YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS.

aw damn, I was too late to convince you?

Yes, bloody England tried to say I should have a daddy kink…but to think my own children…have them…Lord save me. 

Please don’t ask me that…

BUT BRITTTTTTTTANNIAAA I WANNA KNOW YOUR SON HAS A DADDY KINK ITS ALL OVER THIS WEBSITE. I BET THE OTHER DO, I BET ENGLANDS THE WORST. 

England does not have a daddy kink. I shamed that out of him. Why don’t you ask one of the kids?

Well, the internet is an incredible place. Just ask it ‘What is a daddy kink?’ and it will tell you.

I did…and I regret it….its the last time i google something with kink in it. Last time I googled something Germanys and Italy were on a site…like having sex…DOES GERMANIA KNOW ABOUT THESE CHILDREN. 

… You know what? I don’t think you need the internet…

I need to internet, I watch Cat videos on the Youbertube site.

Papa you’re to old to know about this, there are elders out there, Gods sake leave it to the young ones education 

Well if you hip kids wont tell me ILL…smoogle…groogle…AH google it! 

NO PAP DON’T !!!! YER NOT READY. Jfc you’re supposed to be a an adult here. 

I googled it…it was a horrible mistake…Why…

See what happens when you don’t listen to your son? I mean id expected this from England but never from you pap.

Excuse me...England tried to make me have this kink...I regret so much..

Well…. we can’t ALL be the good child!!

As Long as you guys dont discover weird kinks im good