ask old friends

MATT: Uhh, sure? What is it?

TOM: Sounds like some lame game or whatever.

TORD: The sword part sounds cool?

EDD: I mean, you can go ahead and tell us about it if you want...?

EDD: I know everyone else has a different... opinion, but I’m really glad he’s back and that he’s safe!

MATT: Well...

TOM: He shouldn’t even be back. After what he did, he should have just stayed away.

EDD: Tom -

TOM: You’re damn right I’m still holding a grudge! ‘Friends’ don’t try to actually kill friends, and what he did to Edd and Matt is unforgiveable.

TOM: I don’t trust him as far as I could throw him, and the second he fucks us over, he’s gone.

MATT: Tom Tom wait!

EDD: Hello, the internet! We’re up and ready to answer some questions and stuff! Or however these weird introduction posts usually go!!

TOM: Yeeeeah, this is stupid. Why’re we wasting our time with this again?

EDD: Because it’ll be a good bonding experience and we need to have a good bonding experience.

TOM: No offense but we can all bond without the asshole on the end.

EDD: You know you could be nice for once, right?