The True North

Claude: "You should feel honored, I only let certain people see this picture."

Canada: "An angel? N - no way!"

Claude: "An angel, are you sure? Have you seen her in the morning?"

Marie: "BULBASAUR!"

Claude: "That's the loudest I've ever heard her speak, congratulations."

Marie: "Clam chowder is one of my favourite things to eat during the fall. I just really like seafood..."

Marie: "...Is that weird?"

Claude: "Sounds weird to me."

Marie: “Okay…”

Marie: “Here goes..”

(The Curtains Close!)

Marie: “Thanks for the help Matt…you look….’good’…”

Claude: “What am I looking at?”

"No - no, you can't eat my...companion. wouldn't you prefer something else?"

Canada: “Hey, it’s nice to meet you all…I think…” Claude: “You think? What does that even mean? Do you want to sound like an idiot?” Canada: “Uh! Uh! no!” Canada: “…” Canada: “Anyway…the - the..” Claude: “God damn ask blog is open, send this train wreck an ask before she starts crying.” Canada: “…” Canada: “S-something like that..” (whispers) Claude: “Grow a spine, this was your idea.”