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“Don’t give me false hope.”

“Isn’t it obvious? I’m in love with you!”

“It’s so hard for me to hate you right now.”

“I will kill anyone that looks at you the way i look at you.”

“The thought of losing you scares me.”

“I’d be lying if i said i didn’t love you.”

“I cant stand you right now.”

“I’m not okay if you’re not okay.”

“What do you mean you don’t care?”

“You swore you’d never lie to me.”

“Tell me this when you’re sober.”

“Step away before I punch you in the face.”

“You don’t mean that.”

“Feel free to kill me for saying this.”

“Tell them to fuck off.”

“Please don’t leave me.”

“Hey, hey, calm down. They can’t hurt you anymore.”

“Please talk to me.”

“I fucking hate everything about you.”

“I don’t want to hear your excuses anymore.”

“You don’t get to decide what is best for me.”

“You are driving me fucking insane!”

“You. I just need you right now.”

“Will you just hold me?”

“How fucking dare you.”

“Don’t shame me.”

“If you interrupt me one more time, so help me god.”

“We’re not just friends and you fucking know it.”

“I want to be more than friends.”

“Who did this to you?”

“Can’t you stay a little longer?”

“Because i love you god damnit!”

“I turned out liking you a lot more than i originally planned.”

“Hurts.” “I know. It’s going to hurt some more, okay? Deep breaths. Im sorry- I’m so sorry-”

“Do these dark circles under my eyes say nothing to you about how im doing?”

“Whoever did this to you is going to pay. Big time.”

“Why are you running from him?”

“Easy there, don’t move too quickly- you lost a lot of blood.”

“I’ll keep calling for the rest of the night if i have to, until you answer me.”

“That is some severe bruising..”

“Don’t fucking touch what is not yours.”

“You don’t need to cover up the bruises.”

“What, you’ve never thought about us?”

“You deserve better than him. It doesn’t have to be me, but you deserve better.”

“You can’t be that oblivious.”

“What do they have that i don’t?”

“If you cry, i’m going to punch you.”

“Get out of my head!”

“Friends don’t do this kind of shit!”

“You know we’re meant to be.”

“The thought of losing you scares me.”

“Would you just shut up and kiss me already?”

“You’re staring again.”

“Wow. you look stunning.”

“What are you doing here? It’s late.”

“I missed you so much.”

“Don’t smile at me like that. You know it drives me crazy.”

“Mine.”

“I’m going to marry you one day.”

“You cant banish me! This is my bed/bedroom too!”

“You’re seriously like a man-child.”

“Stop being so cute.”

“I feel like i cant breathe when i’m around you.”

“It was a joke, baby. I swear.”

“Are you seriously giving me the silent treatment?”

“Will you just hold me?”

“What do you have behind your back?”

“Not to toot my own horn or anything, but the dog loves me more.”

“You look really good in my sweater.”

“No, i’m not letting you go. It’s too early to get out of bed.”

“I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.”

“You’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this.”

“Lets just stay in bed.”

“Is that my shirt?”

“No, like..its just, i cant believe you’re actually wearing my clothes.”

“Can you stop playing connect the dots with my freckles?”

“Are you planning to stay glued to my side the whole day?”

“Wow- you look…amazing.”

“I’m not jealous! Its just..you’re mine!”

“You snuck into my room, at 4am…to cuddle?”

“This is gonna sound cheesy but….I love when you’re half asleep and talking nonsense.”

“What? No! I wasn’t staring…I-I was looking at something behind you!”

“Stop being so cute.”

“Tell me again.”

“Can’t you stay a little longer?”

“Because i love you god damnit!”

“Wait a minute.. are you jealous?”

“I really want to kiss you right now.”

“Then do it.”

“I love you. You enormously stubborn pain in the ass.”

“I heard that!”

“You were supposed to!”

“I turned out liking you a lot more than i originally planned.”

“Even when we were kids, i always kicked your ass!”

“Why should we date?”

“Because we’re attracted to each other.”

“I’m attracted to pie, but i do not feel the need to date pie.”

“Where have you been all my life?”

“Hiding from you.”

“Somehow, i always seem to end up here. With you.”

“Soulmate shit, it’s hardcore as hell.”

“I love you.”

“Thats nice.”

“How do i look?”

“If i didn’t know you better, i’d say you were trying to flirt by giving me books.”

“No! It’s your turn!”

“Enjoying the view, beautiful?”

“Be careful, he’s so sweet you might get diabetes.”

“I cant sleep without you. I need my personal body heater and cuddles.”

“How am i supposed to spoil you when you wont accept my gifts?”

“While i do enjoy the silent treatment, i wasn’t aware i had done anything to you.”

“What, you’ve never thought about us?”

“Why is your hand sweating so much?”

“So, we’re just going to ignore the fact that you drunk-dialed me to tell me you love me?”

“Im pretty sure your mom hates me.”

these are pretty loosely categorized as fluff but oh well. if you request from this list then please say “fluff; 34″ or something like that, just make sure you tell us what list its from so we dont get it confused with a different list.

“Don’t make me take you home and punish you.”

“I’ve never wanted anyone to fuck me this badly.”

“You’re not going out in that outfit.”

“Don’t give me that look.”

“You’re more than just a one night stand.”

“Would you just shut up and kiss me already?”

“You want me to give you your book/phone/item back? Make me.”

“Like what you see?”

“Try to stay quiet, understand?”

“We’re in public, you know.”

“I didn’t know you were so sensitive.”

“Dont be so rough. there cant be any marks.”

“I really don’t care. You still look hot and i’m trying not to kiss/fuck you senseless right now.”

“Are you sure? Once we start, i might not be able to stop.”

“No, i’m supposed to be making you feel good.”

“Make me.”

“Stop teasing me so much..”

“You’re in trouble now.”

“Take off your clothes.”

“I’m waiting.”

“First one to make a noise loses.”

“Mine.”

“We cant do that here!”

“Behave.”

“What did you just say?”

“Come here.”

“Watch me.”

“I don’t want to hear your excuses anymore.”

“If you cant sleep…then how about we have sex?”

“Put that thing away!”

“Don’t kink shame me.”

“If you interrupt me one more time, so help me god.”

“I’m going to put on some clothes before you say anything else.”

“Tell me what you want.”

“Bite me.”

“If you insist.”

“Could he make you feel as good as i do?”

“You’re n-not ,um, w-wearing anything under that, are you..?”

“Are you trying to turn me on or are you really just that oblivious?”

“You taste like fucking candy.”

“The only way you’re getting off is on my thigh.”

“You make a sound and its game over.”

“Just let me finish this/this level and i swear ill go down on you until you cum at least three times.”

“If i have to stop what i’m doing, you wont be able to walk for the next week.”

“I could just pull your bikini bottoms to the side, no one will notice.”

“I haven’t even touched you and you’re already this wet.”

“Were you just masturbating?”

“U-uh..no, i was just..”

“Want some help?”

“Shut up.”

“Why don’t you come over here and make me.”

“You’re so fucking hot when you’re mad.”

“We’re not just friends and you fucking know it.”

“C’mere, you can sit on my lap until i’m done working.”

“What? Does that feel good?”

“I’m not jealous! its just…you’re mine!”

“If we get caught i’m blaming you.”

“We have to be quiet.”

“Tell me again.”

“You have no idea how much i want you.”

“Say it.”

“If you don’t like my teasing, then why are you moaning?”

“Wow, i didn’t realize you were that…flexible.”

“I’m gonna fuck you so hard that you forget you ever even met that asshole.”

“You better shut that pretty little mouth before i put it to work, doll.”

“I think thats the first time i’ve heard you moan…it was like a fucking melody.”

“I really want to kiss you right now.”

“Then do it.”

“You’re not taking me to bed. ever.”

“Who said it had to be on the bed?”

“She may seem like lollipops and rainbows but i bet behind closed doors she’s latex and whips.”

“Ah, he’s playing hard-to-get. thats cute.”

“For the love of fuck.”

“Yep, thats me. I love to fuck.”

“How do i look?”

“Would you reconsider if i was sober?”

“I’m sure i can get some kind of sexual gratification just from staring at him if i try hard enough.”

“Don’t fucking touch what is not yours.”

“You don’t need to cover up the bruises/hickeys.”

“I’m not sure if its a sexual thing or not.”

“We’re…..just friends.”

“Friends don’t do this kind of shit!”

“How quickly can you cum?”

“There’s people here.”

“I know.”

“I don’t care what you do just fuck me.”

“Fuck you.”

“I’m up for it if you are.”

“Don’t ruin the sofa.”

“Ill just have to cum inside you then.”

“Stop dancing like that or i’m going to cum in my pants.”

“I’m not going to touch you unless you beg.”

“You cant tease me like that and expect not to be punished.”

“I’m gonna strangle you.”

“Is that a promise?”

“You look a bit tied up, want me to come back later?”

“Stop distracting me.”

“Were you touching yourself?”

“I know they’re just stuffed animals but doesn’t it feel weird? its like they’re watching us.”

“That’s probably the fastest i’ve ever done that.”

“Please, remind me again why we’re having sex behind a tree?”

“I know for a fact that you can be a hell of a lot louder than that.”

“We’ve been at it like rabbits, how are you still horny?!”

“It was so worth the injury though!”

“Saddle up doll.”

“Did you just look me up and down and then bite your lip? ‘Cause if you did we’re having sex. Right now.”

“Your ass is going to be seven different shades of red after that little stunt.”

“God damnit, now all i can think about right now is you licking my cock like its that ice cream cone.”

“If i have to pull over, you wont be able to walk for the next week.”

“Do you think they can hear us through the tent?”

“Yes we can.”

❥     𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖  𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄   𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍   𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒   .

inspired  by  devotedecay’s  non - sexual  acts  of  dominance  meme  ! send  in  one  of  these  for  my  muse’s  reaction  to  … (  add  ❝  reverse  ❞   if  you’d  like  to  see  how  my  muse  would  preform  the  action  !  )

[ shower ]   your muse joining mine in the shower.

[ choke ]   your muse choking mine.

[ kiss + soft ]   your muse pulling mine into a tender kiss.

[ kiss + rough ]   your muse pulling mine into a rough kiss.

[ pin ]   your muse pinning mine down.

[ wrists ]   your muse roughly grabbing mine by the wrists.

[ push ]   your muse pushing mine into bed.

[ rip + clothing ]   your muse tearing a piece of clothing off my muse.

[ spank ]   your muse spanking mine.

[ pull ]   your muse pulling my muses hair.

[ talk ]   your muse talking dirty to mine.

[ eyes ]   your muse making mine look them in the eyes during.

[ down ]   your muse pulling mine down by their collar / clothes.

[ knees ]   your muse telling mine to get on their knees.

[ hips ]   your muse pulling mine in close by the hips.

[ denial ]   your muse putting mine through orgasm denial.

[ many ]   your muse making mine orgasm over and over.

[ tied ]   your muse tying my muse down.

[ lazy ]   your muse lazily beginning to touch mine.

[ love ]   your muse telling mine they love them during.

[ dominance ]   your muse taking the lead and dominating mine.

[ submission ]   your muse letting mine take the lead and submitting to them.

[ humiliation ]   your muse humiliating mine, re: name-calling and verbal abuse.

[ pain ]   your muse hurting mine in bed, whether intentionally or not.

[ knife ]   your muse using a knife in bed, whether for threat or actually cutting mine.

[ hidden ]   your muse having sex with mine somewhere semi-public.

[ public ]   your muse having sex with mine in public, whee other people watch.

[ adore ]   your muse being near reverent with mine in bed.

[ dress ]   your muse having mine dress up in lingerie.

[ eat ]   your muse eating mine out.

[ sleep ]   your muse touching / beginning to have sex with mine while they’re asleep.

[ gag ]   your muse gagging mine, or or making them be quiet.

[ blindfold ]   your muse blindfolding mine.

[ praise ]   your muse praising mine in bed.

[ good ]   your muse calling mine a good boy / girl.

[ want ]   your muse telling mine they want them.

[ snarl ]   your muse growling and / or baring their teeth at mine during sex.

[ mark ]   your muse purposefully marking mine up with bruises, hickies, ect.

🧠 a time my muse thought about yours. 

☀️ a time my muse let yours take care of them.  

📱 a time my muse texted / called yours.  

🗯️ a time my muse didn’t text / call yours.

🖼️ a time my muse talked about someone from their past.

🌷 a time my muse said they loved yours. 

💔 a time my muse said they hated yours.

💧 a time my muse cried.

💡 a time my muse laughed.

🔥 a time my muse got caught doing something bad.

👀 a time my muse told a lie. 

🌙 a time my muse told the truth.

🍎 a time my muse felt safe with yours.

🍃 a time my muse left home.

“ i got you. it’s gonna be okay, you’re going to be okay.”

“i feel like everyone’s miles away from me.”

“my mind is a dark place. you don’t want to be there.”

“i know this hurts, but you have to stay awake.”

“don’t close your eyes, please don’t close your eyes!”

“i just want to be numb, i don’t want to feel anything.”

“please don’t do this, don’t act like you care.”

“you don’t care, nobody cares, just leave.”

“you’re my friend, of course i fucking care.”

“i can’t give up on you, so please don’t give up on yourself.”

“i love you so much, i forgot what hating myself felt like.”

“i fucked up, why do you not care?”

“i can’t walk, just go on without me.”

“you have broken ribs, take it easy.”

“i have no idea how to do cpr.”

“whose blood is that?”

“apply pressure to the wound, don’t let go.”

“don’t you dare fucking let go!” 

“what the hell happened to you?” 

“are they dead? did you kill them?” 

“do you know what you’ve done?” 

“you’re either with me or against me.” 

“who the hell did this to you?” 

“are you alright? you hit your head pretty hard…” 

“i can’t see!! what’s happening to me?” 

“when was the last time you ate?” 

“what do you mean you’re fine? you are not fine!” 

 “i’m fine, it’s just a flesh wound, i’ll be okay.” 

“for how long? how long were you bottling this up?“ 

“there’s so much blood, you won’t last.” 

“are you… throwing up in there?” 

“why aren’t you eating?” 

“just breathe… you’re okay, i promise, just breathe.” 

“i can’t breathe, i can’t –” 

“i woke up, & you were gone.” 

“just tell me something, was it really worth it?” 

do me a favor: meu muse dar um soco no seu, ou vice versa

our perfect disease: meu muse dizer coisas ruins para seu muse em um momento de raiva, ou vice versa

bedroom hymns: meu muse dar um beijo agressivo no seu muse, ou vice versa

higher: meu muse abandonar o seu muse, ou vice versa

bad habit: nossos muses quebram regras juntos

idfc: meu muse dizer que não se importa/ama o seu enquanto ele ama, ou vice versa

i'm a ruin: meu muse ter um colapso nervoso na frente do seu, ou vice versa

wicked games: nossos muses terminam o relacionamento de forma dolorosa

terrible things: meu muse dizer uma verdade muito dolorosa (ou cruel) para seu muse, ou vice versa

the cops: meu muse ficar com o seu enquanto pensa em outra pessoa, ou vice versa

giver: meu muse ficar com outra pessoa e o seu muse descobre, ou vice versa

high enough: nossos muses beberem/fumarem juntos e acabam fazendo errado

false alarm: meu muse dar coisas para o seu (estilo sugar daddy/sugar mommy), ou vice versa

heartbreak summer: meu muse largar o seu chorando sozinho na praia, ou vice versa

angels: meu muse perceber que ama o seu quando não deveria, ou vice versa

i wanna be yours: meu muse dizer que quer um relacionamento, mas o seu não quer, ou vice versa

505: nossos muses se pegarem depois de terminarem a relação/ter um flashback juntos

strange love: meu muse ouvir fofocas sobre nossos muses e fica furioso, ou vice versa

daddy issues: meu muse dar um soco no pai do seu muse em um momento de raiva, ou vice versa

take me to church: nossos muses serem flagrados tendo atos sexuais íntimos em uma igreja ou lugar sagrado

video games: nossos muses entrarem em joguinhos psicológicos onde só eles entendem

honest: meu muse mentir para os outros sobre a relação deles, ou vice versa

Sua primeira impressão:

Sua impressão atual:

O que eles mais gostam da sua muse:

O que eles odeiam da sua muse:

O que sua muse é para ele (amigx, rival, crush, etc):

Uma opinião geral sobre sua muse:

alternatively send ‘ + ‘ after the symbol for the roles to be reversed where possible !

“So if you’re done, I’ll be getting my clothes now.”

“Think of this as a lifetime opportunity, because it’s never happening again.”

“That can’t seriously be it…”

“Is asking for cuddles afterwards really too much for you?”

“Well, that was awkward and inadequate. But you get an A for effort I guess…”

“Come on don’t fall asleep, let’s go for round four.”

“Oh I see what the problem is… you think this is something other than casual sex.”

“You know where the door is, you can lead yourself out. And pick up your pants.”

“Wow, you’re a lot more attractive when you don’t open your fucking mouth.”

“Yeah I know you’ve got a nasty streak, that’s why I tied you up.”

“So I didn’t actually have a condom at hand but I was really horny and you were hurrying me-”

“Look, I’m not saying you need to be loud next time but no one likes a silent starfish.”

“Warn me next time you try a weird idea like that so I can at least brace myself.”

“These handcuffs are pinching my skin, can you take them the fuck off?”

“If I’d known how bitchy you were going to get, I would have gagged you.”

“Shit… look, I was drunk. You were easy… basically, this shouldn’t have happened.”

“Well that was fun, right? … Hey, come on, turn that frown upside down.”

“That name you called out during sex better have been a fucking safe word.”

“So here’s my number. And I’ll text you if I ever need a booty call.”

“Are you trying to pay me for the sex we had?”

“Of course I caught your name, it was… say, how about I fetch us some water?”

“Well maybe if you had higher standards, you wouldn’t be complaining about spreading your legs for me.”

“Get off, my legs are falling asleep.”

“Don’t tell a single fucking soul this happened, or else.”

“Yeah I heard what you said, was just texting my friend that I got laid.”

“You wouldn’t be mad if I posted your o-face on instagram, would you?”

“Listen, we can both bicker about who’s the bigger asshole or I can bury my cock in yours again. Sound fair?”

“I can’t fucking believe this, to think that I slept with such a neanderthal-”

“I think your neighbors heard the whole thing…”

“Don’t tell me you pulled that out of a cosmo sex tip.”

“Please don’t… spank me next time…”

“Wait, you thought I was a virgin?”

“You can leave now. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.”

“I won’t take the collar off, that’s for good girls/boys who behave.”

“Look, you kept rubbing my feet and it was kind of creeping me out.”

“I think I need a long shower now… along with some self reflection…”

I’ll use a random number generator and respond to…

❀ Lollipop: What is a hobby you enjoy, or want to try?

✿ Gummy bears: Do you consider yourself easy-going? Why or why not?

❀ Bite size: A small story that makes you happy

✿ Giant candy: What is one of your biggest accomplishments?

❀ Jelly beans: Are you more introverted or extroverted?

✿ Rock candy: Do you tend to stick firmly to your beliefs or are you open to others’ opinions?

❀ Chocolate bar: Name something that makes you feel warm and happy

✿ Truffle: Are you a day person or a night person?

❀ Bubblegum: Are you more organized or spontaneous?

✿ Hard candy: Favorite candy flavor?

❀ Jawbreaker: What is your biggest pet peeve?

✿ Taffy: Describe your dream vacation

❀ Sour candy: Do you tend to hold grudges?

✿ Peanut butter candy: What do you consider your best quality?

Send one!!

Glazed: Favorite public place to relax?

Powdered: Favorite weather?

Chocolate glazed: If you could spend a holiday with anyone, who would it be? What holiday?

Donut hole: Do you collect anything?

Maple iced: What do you like to do on rainy days?

Beignet: What kind of things do you tend to splurge money on?

Maple bacon bar: What's a favorite food of yours that tends to make other people cringe?

Berliner: Post one of your favorite outfits?

Cruller: What are you craving RIGHT NOW?

Old fashioned: Do you follow any family traditions? Have you adopted new ones?

Bear claw: What's one of your typical orders from a coffee shop?

Sprinkled: Favorite color palette?

Jelly filled: Would you ever want a pet?

Long John: What kind of books/authors/genre's do you like reading?

Boston cream: What does an "indulgent" day look like to you?

Sufganiyah: What does your ideal vacation look like? Where would you want to go?

Glazed twist: Got any weird guilty pleasures?

Churro: Favorite music to relax to?

❀ Lollipop: What is a hobby you enjoy, or want to try?

✿ Gummy bears: Do you consider yourself easy-going? Why or why not?

❀ Bite size: A small story that makes you happy

✿ Giant candy: What is one of your biggest accomplishments?

❀ Jelly beans: Are you more introverted or extroverted?

✿ Rock candy: Do you tend to stick firmly to your beliefs or are you open to others’ opinions?

❀ Chocolate bar: Name something that makes you feel warm and happy

✿ Truffle: Are you a day person or a night person?

❀ Bubblegum: Are you more organized or spontaneous?

✿ Hard candy: Favorite candy flavor?

❀ Jawbreaker: What is your biggest pet peeve?

✿ Taffy: Describe your dream vacation

❀ Sour candy: Do you tend to hold grudges?

✿ Peanut butter candy: What do you consider your best quality?

[text]: did you enjoy the pics? ;)

[text]: send me pictures

[text]: where are you? why aren’t you back yet?

[text]: I SWEAR TO GOD I’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU

[text]: i dont know if this is what i want anymore

[wrong number text]: (muse name) has gone out for the night, i’m all alone ;)

[wrong number text]: i just don’t know if i love them anymore

[wrong number text]: can we forget about last night? don’t tell (muse name) please!

[wrong number text]: i fucked her/him aha ;-) told (muse name) it was just a drunk kiss tho

[text]: i love you so fucking much

[text]: i hate you

[drunk text]: UR SUCH A BITCH I H9 U 

[text]: i cannot stop thinking about you

[text]: i need you. now.

[text]: please respond. im so worried about you

[text]: last night was so GOOD

[text]: what are you wearing? ;)

[text]: is he bigger than me?

[text]: did you sleep with her ?!

[text]: you’re just a slut

[drunk text]: yOU’RE SO BEAUTIFUL !!>!

[drunk text]: dont tell (muse name) but theY ARE so hot

[drunk text]: im iss youu

[text]: bed or floor? ;-)

[text]: not to be desperate or anything but im currently home alone and on the verge of jerking myself off to pictures of you. would be better if it was the real you though !

[text]: i want you naked.

[text]: are you going to the party on saturday?

[text]: i want to show you how much i love you

[text]: do you hate me?

[text]: i’m so sorry

[text]: WAS THAT A SEXT

[text]: family dinner tomorrow night, and i’m prolly gonna finger you under the table..

[text]: I just bought new underwear for the sole purpose of you taking it off

[text]: netflix and chill? 

[drunk text]: lveae me alone for 29 minutes !!! jeezss

[text]: damn you looked so good today. kinda wanted to bend you over that table you were leaning on lol 

[text]: where are you i have something you need to fix (its a boner)