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Happy Tuesday everyone!! I heard you on the text prompts, I’ve got my eyes out for new ones. But if you see any floating around, feel free to shoot me a link! Until then, let’s get text-y!

[ text ]: you will not believe who i just ran into.

[ text ]: i can’t believe you told them!

[ text ]: you have got to be kidding me!

[ text ]: i’m drrnuk and i need yuo

[ text ]: have you seen my {insert word here}?

[ text ]: you are killing me!

[ text ]: do you realise what you’ve done?

[ text ]: can we talk?

[ text ]: who is this?

[ text ]: make up your mind.

[ text ]: should i be scared?

[ text ]: i’m waiting for you.

[ text ]: you cannot drive, i’m calling you a cab, where are you?

[ text ]: is that really what you want?

[ text ]: just leave me alone!

[ text ]:  i was wrong, i’m sorry.

[ text ]: i just sold my soul.

[ text ]: come on, trust me on this one.

[ text ]: last night was…interesting.

[ text ]: hello, gorgeous.

[ text ]: what is your problem?!

[ text ]: fuck off!

[ text ]: you’re so immature!

[ text ]: i still have your underwear.

[ text ]: it’s better if you don’t understand.

[ text ]: bring me some coffee!

[ text ]: please please please come and see me!

[ text ]: i am not jealous.

[ text ]: were you ever going to tell me?

[ text ]: we should get a puppy!

[ text ]: so, i might be in hospital…

[ text ]: i call bullshit.

[ text ]: don’t kid yourself.

[ text ]: don’t even go there!

[ text ]: please just leave me be.

[ text ]: you’re a diamond.

[ text ]: can you do me a favor?

[ text ]: your name in my phone is asshole.

[ text ]: i love you, endlessly.

[ text ]: you just don’t understand.

[ text ]: your head is too far up your ass.

[ text ]: i wanna be on tv.

[ text ]: did you have fun with you-know-who last night?

[ text ]: i guess my company doesn’t interest you anymore.

[ text ]: so that’s your type huh?

[ text ]: we’re on lockdown.

[ text ]: game on.

[ text ]: what’s for dinner?

[ text ]: you can’t get rid of me that easily!

[ text ]: i’m going to be home late.

[ text ]: you owe me big time.

[ text ]: there is no way!

[ text ]: you lied to me.

[ text ]: i can’t sleep without you here.

[ text ]: i can’t do this alone.

[ text ]: you’re mine.

[ text ]: you’re everything to me.

[ text ]: something’s not right.

[ text ]: where are you? why aren’t you back yet?

[ text ]: i won’t leave you.

if you choose to participate, please post your askbox and tag with askmeaskcall.

Happy Thursday friends! With all the new characters and changes this week, we’re gonna keep our ask meme pretty simple. Get those ask boxes ready!

RANDOM QUESTIONS:

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?

what you need to know:

Happy Tuesday everyone! Do you ever just have a week where you just want to swear a lot? Pretty sure that’s this week for me, hence our meme today. But if your character is not the swearing type (looking at you, Blaine ;) ) Feel free to omit the swear when you reply/send prompts!

send ☀ for a good fucking morning text

send ✉ for a un fucking sent text

send ❤ for an i fucking love you text

send ☾ for a good fucking night text

send ✔ for yes of course you fucking can text

send ✕ for of course fucking not text

send ✂ for a fucking lying text

send ❝❞ for a long fucking winded text

send ♋ for a fucking sext

send ► for a fucking wrong person text

send ☢ for a fucking drunken text

txt - "where the fucking hell are you ?"

txt - "i'm going to fucking kill you."

txt - "you looked so fucking hot today."

txt - "why the fuck did you say that?"

txt - "you're a fucking asshole."

txt - "did you fuck him/her?"

txt - "fuck, i did a bad thing."

txt - "you fucking infuriate me."

txt - "seriously, what the actual fuck?"

txt - "did you actually fucking do that?"

txt - "are you fucking drunk right now?"

txt - "i want to fuck you."

txt - "fuck right off."

txt - "i'm fucking sorry."

txt - "i won't fucking apologise."

txt - "this is your fucking fault."

txt - "you're fucking beautiful."

txt - "you're fucking ugly."

txt - "i can't actually believe you fucking did that."

txt - "i fucking despise you."

txt - "fuck."

txt - "i'm in the fucking hospital."

txt - "why the fuck did you do that?"

txt - "i've been fucking arrested."

txt - "i've broken my fucking arm."

txt - "just fucking shut up already."

txt - "lets have fucking shower sex."

txt - "send me fucking pictures."

txt - "n0 of cours im nt fvbking drunk!!"

txt - "i want you fucking naked."

txt - "fuck, that wasnt meant for you."

if you choose to participate, please post your askbox and tag with askmeaskcall.

Happy Thursday! I’m pumped because my weekend starts in two hours, but the rest of you have almost made it! But you know the drill on the questions. All the details are below the cut!

What’s one memory with a friend that you’re fond of?

Past relationships? How did they go? Do you still speak to each other?

In what ways has someone hurt you? Who?

Do you have any siblings? Family? What’s your relationship with them?

Talk about the last argument you’ve had with someone. What was it about?

Do you have a job? What parts of it do you like/don’t like? What do you?

Talk about the people you know at work. Do you like them? Do you hang out with them after work?

Pick a scar/injury you have/had and talk about how you got it.

What do you look for in someone you wish to date? What do you find attractive?

Name something that you like that you’re embarrassed about

Who’s the last person you kissed? Is there anyone you’d like to kiss?

What do you do to relax?

Are you happy?

What your favorite color? Foods? Weathers/Seasons?

What did you do on your most recent birthday?

At what age do you feel that you stopped being a child and “grew up”?

Do you make friends easily? Talk about them for a little bit.

What’s the last thing you’ve heard someone say about you behind your back?

What’s your reputation with the people around you. Do they like you? Dislike you? Why?

When’s the last time you got drunk? Do you remember what you did? Do you regret it?

What habits/tics do you have? Do you annoy people with them?

When was the last date you went on? How did it go?

Are you an open person or are you closed off?

What’s in your closet?

What’s in your dresser/desk?

What kind of soaps/shampoos/lotion scents do you use? Which ones do you not like?

Do you like candles? How many do you have and what scents?

On average how many hours of sleep do you get per day? Do you have problems sleeping or waking up? Has this affected your daily routine with other people/your job?

When’s the last time you went on vacation? What did you do?

When was the last time you were angry? What were you angry about? Did you get violent or pent it up?

When was the last time you were happy? What caused it?

When was the last time you were sick? What happened? How long did it take until you were better?

Are you allergic to anything?

What kind of music do you like? Do you like/not care letting people know what you listen to or do you have certain songs/bands/genres you keep secret out of embarrassment/fear?

What brings you nostalgia? Why?

Talk about school. Did you go? What classes were you the strongest in? The weakest? Did you do any sports? Were you popular/loner? Bullied? A bully? College? What degree did you get?

Can you swim? At what age did you learn if you did? Have you swam in the ocean/lake or just in a pool? The last time you did swim?

What kind of holidays do you celebrate? Do you not? Do you celebrate with friends/family or alone? Which one is your favorite?

Is there anything that you collect? Hobbies? Do you share with others what you do/make or is it not their business?

What temperature do you keep your home at? Do you prefer it warm or cool?

How many blankets do you sleep with? How big is your bed? How soft/firm is it? Can you sleep anywhere or under certain conditions?

What kind of skills do you have?

When was the last time you cried? What happened?

What kind of drunk are you? Emotional? Angry? Clingy? Has this caused trouble for you?

Do you believe in god(s)? Do you go to church or religious celebrations often?

what you need to know:

to participate, please post your ask box, and tag the post with askmeaskcall (and post in discord channel)

I won’t admit to how long I searched for a text meme for today, but! I found a new one, so you know the drill. Details under the cut <3

[text] Hello? Did you forget about me? I’ve been waiting for you to pick me up for an hour!

[text] I just saw a man in a speedo and it reminded me of you. ♥

[text] I swear to drunk I’m not God. Shiit, wait! I fcked up!

[text] Your mom just asked if we’re sexually active. HELP!

[text] Pretty sure your drunk uncle just thought I was a stripper he knew. Not sure if I should feel flattered or grossed out.

[text] Found your shirt in my room. I’m keeping it forever.

[text] Are you getting my texts? Now I know how Anna felt…okay byeeeee.

[text] You really shouldn’t trust me with watching your kid for you.

[text] Okay serious question time. If I was a guy would you go gay for me?

[text] Guess who’s no longer a virgin?

[text] Okay but if you keep singing I Just Had Sex, you’ll never have sex again. Ever.

[text] So I went to buy alcohol for the third time this week and the cashier said he was pretty sure I had a “problem” glad I realized I’m a shopaholic!

[text] Sorry I told your dad he was hot and made things awkward.

[text] I’m hungry, you’re horny. Buy me pizza and I’ll eat it while you fuck me.

[text] I think a six year old just hit on me. I’m scared.

[text] People think I’m a slut, but what’s even funnier is I KNOW I’m one.

[text] I know it’s late, but I just thought about the time we stayed up all night talking. I miss that. I miss you.

[text] I wish you were here, my parents are fighting again.

[text] I’m cold, come cuddle with me.

[text] So I just bumped into your ex. That was interesting.

[text] Did you sleep with [name]? Everyone’s talking about it.

[text] I wish I could hate you. I really wish I could.

[text] Breaking up over text? I’m actually surprised that I can’t say that’s the worst thing you’ve done.

[text] I just need time.

[text] It’s not funny! I wasn’t wearing underwear that day!

[text] I’ve cried too much for you. I can’t do this anymore.

[text] Your mom scares me, I think she can smell my fear.

[text] Was that picture for me? What did I do to deserve that? Because…WOW.

[text] You can’t keep sexting me in class. The only body part of mine I should be raising is my hand!

[text] Oh, by the way. You should have kissed me goodbye.

if you choose to participate, please post your askbox and tag with askmeaskcall.

Happy Thursday everyone! We did a round of sexy asks once before, and you guys seemed to have a lot of fun with it, so when I came across another round of them, I thought maybe we’d go for it again. PLEASE remember to tag all answers with #nsfw, despite most of us not being in our traditional work environments, you never know who else might be lurking over their shoulders! Everything else you need is under the cut, so let’s get naughty:

When did you lose your virginity?

Rough sex or soft sex?

Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?

Weirdest place you’ve had sex?

Favourite sex position?

Do you like to be dominant or submissive?

Have you ever had any one night stands?

Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?

Have you ever had sex in a public place?

Have you ever been caught masturbating?

What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?

How often do you have sex?

Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?

Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?

Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?

A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?

A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?

Are you into dressing up for sex?

Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?

If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?

Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?

Do you/would you use sex toys?

Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?

Would you have sex with your best friend?

Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)

Something that will never fail to get you horny?

Early morning sex or late night sex?

Favourite body part on the opposite sex?

Favourite body part on the same sex?

Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:

Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]

Is it ever okay to not use a condom?

A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience?

Worst possible time to get horny?

Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?

Best sexual complement you ever got:

Favorite foreplay activities:

What do you wear to bed?

Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?

Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?

Have/would you ever have sex in public?

Have/would you ever had a threesome?

Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?

Do you like oral sex? (why/why not)

How would you feel about taking someones virginity?

Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?

Do you watch porn?

Have you ever been called a freak? Why?

Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?

Booty or Boobs?

Have you ever watched someone masturbate?

Has anyone ever watched you masturbate?

When was the last time you masturbated?

When was the last time you had sex?

Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched?

When was the last time you have had a wet dream?

Which wet dream was your favorite?

Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with?

Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with?

Favorite sexual position?

Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed?

Are you into any BDSM?

Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldn't for any reason? Why?

Do you like dirty talk?

Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation?

What kind of porn do you like to watch?

Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them?

Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them?

Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial?

what you need to know:

to participate, please post your ask box, and tag the post with askmeaskcall (and post in discord channel)

Happy Tuesday everyone! You know what that means, get your texting fingers ready. As always, all the info you need is under the cut!

[ 📲 • sms ] —— what are you doing? [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you trying to drunk text me rn? [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey what are you doing? [ 📲 • sms ] —— didn’t you get my last text? [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you ignoring me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i’m so bored! [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey you 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— blue is definitely your color 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— ugh i wish you were here! [ 📲 • sms ] —— i think you’re going to like what you see 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— you’ve been on my mind all day today. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i can’t stop thinking about you. [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you gonna fall asleep on me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— NO don’t fall asleep on me again tonight! [ 📲 • sms ] —— you fell asleep on me last night! you owe me now [ 📲 • sms ] —— send me a picture 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey cutie! haven’t talked to you in a while! [ 📲 • sms ] —— why did you stop texting me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey can i call you now? [ 📲 • sms ] —— call me rather talk on the phone [ 📲 • sms ] —— sweet dreams….with me in them 😉 jk [ 📲 • sms ] —— oooooh, i like the sound of that 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— what are you doing tomorrow? [ 📲 • sms ] —— do you wanna hang out tomorrow? [ 📲 • sms ] —— what do you wanna do tomorrow? ☺️ [ 📲 • sms ] —— you looked really good today. [ 📲 • sms ] —— can’t wait to see you xoxo [ 📲 • sms ] —— talk dirty to me [ 📲 • sms ] —— maybe i can stay the night with you tomorrow [ 📲 • sms ] —— dang you take long enough to text back. [ 📲 • sms ] —— you are the slowest texter ever. 😒 [ 📲 • sms ] —— i hate texting you sometimes. you take forever. [ 📲 • sms ] —— you take forever and a day to reply. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i was wondering where you went. [ 📲 • sms ] —— what happened? where did you go? [ 📲 • sms ] —— k. [ 📲 • sms ] —— ok that’s cool. [ 📲 • sms ] —— what’s wrong with you? [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey where was you today? [ 📲 • sms ] —— do you wanna come over? [ 📲 • sms ] —— why are you texting me? i’m standing right beside you… [ 📲 • sms ] —— i hate one word texters. [ 📲 • sms ] —— stop one wording me. 😒 [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you mad at me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— what do you wanna talk about? [ 📲 • sms ] —— do you like me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i love you 😍 [ 📲 • sms ] —— miss you 😘 [ 📲 • sms ] —— stop sending me that wink face. [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you okay? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i’m gonna take a shower brb [ 📲 • sms ] —— hold on i gotta do something real quick. [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you trying to sext me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— my dog/cat said he/she missed you. [ 📲 • sms ] —— what’s your dog/cat doing? [ 📲 • sms ] —— what are you watching? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i see how it is 😜 [ 📲 • sms ] —— you can’t text me but you can be on facebook/twitter/instagram/ [ 📲 • sms ] —— how come you never text me anymore? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i gave you my number so you could text me punk 😛 [ 📲 • sms ] —— you never text me back anymore ☹️ [ 📲 • sms ] —— sorry didn’t mean to bug you [ 📲 • sms ] —— you only text me when i text you first. [ 📲 • sms ] —— you never text me first! [ 📲 • sms ] —— wanna go catch a movie tomorrow? [ 📲 • sms ] —— what do you mean by that status you posted? [ 📲 • sms ] —— guess what emoji is next to your name in my phone? [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey stranger. stop being a stranger. [ 📲 • sms ] —— did you miss me? 😆 [ 📲 • sms ] —— i’m looking through your pictures right now. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i saw that selfie you just posted. [ 📲 • sms ] —— you text me after i upload a bomb selfie i see. [ 📲 • sms ] —— it’s okay you don’t to lie to me. [ 📲 • sms ] —— aww, that was so sweet. ☺️ [ 📲 • sms ] —— aww, that just made me smile. ️☺️☺️ [ 📲 • sms ] —— i s2g i’m punching you so hard the next time i see you. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i s2g you get on my nerves. [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey there ! remember me ? [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you going to ignore me again tomorrow?

if you choose to participate, please post your askbox and tag with askmeaskcall.

Get personal (ish). As always, all the info you need is under the cut. Happy Thursday, all. 

1. Post a picture of you?

2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?

3. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?

4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?

5. Can you commit to one person?

6. How do you look right now?

7. What exactly are you wearing right now?

8. How often do you listen to music?

9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?

10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2021?

11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?

12. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

13. Are you good at hiding your feelings?

14. Can you drive a stick shift?

15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?

16. Are you going out of town soon?

17. When was the last time you cried?

18. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

19. If you could change your eye color, would you?

20. Name something you have to do tomorrow?

21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.

22. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?

23. Are you nice to everyone?

24. What are you sitting on right now?

25. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?

28. Do you get a lot of colds?

29. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?

30. Does anyone hate you?

31. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?

32. Do you like watching scary movies?

33. Are you a jealous person?

34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?

35. Did you have a dream last night?

36. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?

37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

40. Did you have a good day yesterday?

41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?

42. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?

43. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?

44. What’s the best part about school?

45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?

46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?

47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?

48. Were you single over the last summer?

49. What are you supposed to be doing right now?

50. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?

what you need to know:

to participate, please post your ask box, and tag the post with askmeaskcall (and post in discord channel)

It’s tuesday! You know the drill, fam. All the info you need is under the cut. 

Send [text] + a word for my muse to send yours a text related to, or including, that word.

if you choose to participate, please post your askbox and tag with askmeaskcall.

Happy Thursday my loves! I hunted down some different questions for our meme today. So post the links, answer some asks. All the info you need is under the cut!

1: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?

2: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused?

3: What if I told you that you were pretty?

4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?

5: Are you interested in anyone right now?

6: What are you looking forward to in the next week?

7: Do you want to be single?

8: Did you go out or stay in last night?

9: How late did you stay up last night?

10: Can you recall the last time you realized you liked someone a lot?

11: Last three things you had to drink?

12: Have you pretended to like someone?

13: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?

14: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?

15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?

16: Think back five months ago, were you single?

17: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?

18: Hold hands with anyone this week?

19: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?

20: What would you name your future daughter?

21: Do you miss anyone?

22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night?

23: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?

24: Are you good at hiding your feelings?

25: Have you ever cried from being so mad?

26: Who did you last see in person?

27: Are you listening to music right now?

28: What is something you currently want right now?

29: What is the last thing you said out lot?

30: How is your heart lately?

31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?

32: Are you wearing socks?

33: What do people call you?

34: Will you talk to the person you like tonight?

35: Are there any stressful situations in your life?

36: Who did you last share a bed with?

37: Did you do something bad today?

38: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?

39: Do you get stressed out easily?

40: Will you sing today?

41: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?

42: Who do you go to when you need to talk to someone?

43: Have you ever been taken to the emergency room in an ambulance?

44: What are you listening to right now?

45: What is wrong with you right now?

46: What is on your wrists right now?

47: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wea

48: What do you like better: hot chocolate or hot apple cider?

49: Do you make wishes at 11:11?

50: Are you a good artist?

51: Love really is a beautiful thing huh?

52: Do you miss the way things were six months ago?

53: Ever been on a golf cart?

54: Do you have trust issues?

55: Ever stayed up all night on the phone, with who?

56: Do you own something from Hot Topic?

57: Do you use chap stick?

58: Have you ever slapped someone in the face?

59: Do you have a little sister?

60: Have you ever been to New York?

61: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?

62: Have you hugged someone within the last week?

63: What were you doing at midnight last night?

64: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?

65: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?

66: Were your last three kisses from the same person?

67: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?

68: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?

69: Will next Friday be a good one?

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Hi fam. Another tuesday, another text meme to keep you going. As always, all the information you need is under the cut. 

! for a who the fuck are you text

@ for a where the fuck are you text

# for a how the fuck are you text

$ for a i fucking love you text

% for a where the fuck have you been all my life text

^ for a fuck me against the wall text

& for a fuck yeah friendship text

* for a are you fucking okay text

+ for a please fucking answer me i need to know that you’re alright text

= for a fuck yeah I got good news text

~ for a fuck my life text

?! for a fuck you asshole text

:D for a fucking hilarious text

:( for a fucking tragic text

シ for a whoopsy i didn’t mean to fucking send that text

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Found a new ask meme. And if you know me, you know I’m going to be thinking about the fifth spirit all day. 

Earth:

Leaf: What’s your favourite season?

Tree: What’s the highest up you’ve ever been?

Flower: What’s the prettiest thing you own?

Grass: Do you prefer to be outside or inside?

Soil: Have you ever planted something?

Mountain: What’s the furthest you’ve ever travelled?

Rock: What’s your favourite gemstone?

Vines: What’s your aesthetic?

Plant: What, in your opinion, is your best aspect?

Forest: Where are you most calm?

Mud: Do you like to do hands-on things?

Bug: What’s your most irrational fear?

Cave: Where’s your favourite hiding place?

Garden: Where were you at this time last week?

Spring: What’s your earliest memory?

Water:

Tide: Can you swim/do you like to swim?

Beach: If you could be one place right now, where would you be?

Coral: Do you believe in mermaids?

Seashell: What’s a sound that soothes you?

Seaweed: Favourite sea creature?

Saltwater: Cold showers or hot showers?

Stream: When was the last time you had a bath?

Ocean: Have you ever been sailing?

Hurricane: If you had to save one thing, what would it be?

Rain: What do you do when it rains?

Thunderstorm: Do you like to be outside in the rain?

Dew: What’s your favourite drink?

Bubble: Do you live near the water?

Snow: Does it snow where you live?

Ice: What’s your favourite thing to do in the winter?

Air:

Clouds: When was the last time you were on a plane?

Breeze: What’s your favourite dessert food?

Smoke: Who’s your favourite artist?

Fog: Do you wear glasses?

Wind: What’s your favourite song to dance to?

Mist: Do you like fairytales?

Sky: Do you like to wear dresses?

Stars: What’s one wish you have?

Flight: What are you most excited for right now?

Float: What’s the first thing you think when you wake up?

Breath: What type of music do you listen to?

Bird: If you could fly, where would you fly to?

Feather: How long do you usually sleep for?

Balloon: What’s your favourite carnival ride?

Space: Have you ever seen an eclipse?

Fire:

Bonfire: What’s one thing you lost that you want back?

Warmth: Who is the person nearest to you right now?

Light: What time is it where you are?

Volcano: What are you most afraid of?

Sun: What would the person nearest to you right now say about you?

Lava: Do you like to do reckless things?

Flame: Have you ever burned something?

Soot: Have you ever hurt someone you didn’t mean to?

Coal: Have you ever been hurt by someone?

Ash: Do you have any birthmarks/scars?

Campfire: What’s your favourite childhood memory?

Lightning: Are you afraid of storms?

Energy: Pick one word to describe your life.

Lantern: Are you afraid of the dark?

Summer: What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done?

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with our giant influx of new characters last night, we’re gonna throw it back to one of our OG text memes and keep it simple. reach out and form those connections, and, as always, have fun!

Send “✆” for a MORNING text. Send “” for a text that WASN’T SENT. Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text. Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text. Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text. Send “#” for a RANDOM text. Send “@” for a SCARED text. Send “&” for a LOVING text. Send “%” for a CURIOUS text. Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text. Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text. Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.

Decisions, decisions. Let’s spend Thursday making those hard calls:

Make me choose between: _________ or _________

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Happy Tuesday everyone? How are we feeling? Will texts help the mood?? Let’s try it.

( 😂 ) an embarrassing text ( 😊 ) a cute text ( 😉 ) a suggestive text ( 😍 ) a text about their crush ( 😜 ) a drunk text  ( 🙈 ) a text meant for someone else  ( 😭 ) a depressed text  ( 🤬 ) a pissed off text  ( 🤢 ) a sick text ( 😴 ) a half-asleep text ( 😇 ) an innocent text ( 🤗 ) a supportive text  ( 💗 ) a loving text  ( 💀 ) a threatening text ( 👀 ) a text about something he/she saw ( 🗣 ) an announcement text ( 👻 ) a text from someone else using their phone  ( 😩 ) a worried text ( 😢 ) an apologetic text ( 🌞 ) an early morning text ( 🌟 ) a late night text ( 🍑 ) a sexy selfie text  ( 🖕 ) an argumentative text ( 🍆 ) a naughty text ( 😱 ) a scared text ( 🙊 ) a text that was never sent ( ❗❗ ) an urgent text ( ☕ ) a ‘spilling tea’ text ( 🙋 ) a text confessing to something ( 🙏 ) a pleading text ( 💅 ) a bitchy text

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Happy Thursday kiddos! In case you missed it (since time is barely real anymore), we’ve officially made it OUT of March. Happy April and all that jazz. Let’s do some questions, yeah? 99 should be enough to keep us going for a minute or two...

A picture of me:

How many tattoos i have and what they are:

Last time i cried and why:

Piercings i have:

Favorite band:

Biggest turn offs:

Top 5 (insert subject):

Tattoos i want:

Biggest turn ons:

Age:

Ideas of a perfect date:

Life goal:

Piercings i want:

Relationship status:

Favorite movie:

A fact about my life:

Phobia:

Middle name:

Height:

Are you a virgin?

What’s your shoe size?

What’s your sexual orientation?

Do you smoke, drink, or take any drugs?

Someone you miss:

What’s one thing you regret?

First celebrity you think of when someone says attractive:

Favorite ice cream?

One insecurity:

What my last text message says:

Have you ever taken a picture naked?

Have you ever painted your room?

Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex?

Have you ever slept naked?

Have you ever danced in front of your mirror?

Have you ever had a crush?

Have you ever been dumped?

Have you ever stole money from a friend?

Have you ever gotten in a car with people you just met?

Have you ever been in a fist fight?

Have you ever snuck out of your house?

Have you ever had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?

Have you ever been arrested?

Have you ever made out with a stranger?

Have you ever met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere?

Have you ever left your house without telling your parents?

Have you ever had a crush on your neighbor?

Have you ever ditched school to do something more fun?

Have you ever slept in a bed with a member of the same sex?

Have you ever seen someone die?

Have you ever been on a plane?

Have you ever kissed a picture?

Have you ever slept in until 3?

Have you ever love someone or miss someone right now?

Have you ever laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by?

Have you ever made a snow angel?

Have you ever played dress up?

Have you ever cheated while playing a game?

Have you ever been lonely?

Have you ever fallen asleep at work/school?

Have you ever been to a club?

Have you ever felt an earthquake?

Have you ever touched a snake?

Have you ever ran a red light?

Have you ever been suspended from school?

Have you ever had detention?

Have you ever been in a car accident?

Have you ever hated the way you look?

Have you ever witnessed a crime?

Have you ever pole danced?

Have you ever been lost?

Have you ever been to the opposite side of the country?

Have you ever felt like dying?

Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?

Have you ever sang karaoke?

Have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldn’t?

Have you ever laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?

Have you ever slept with someone at least 5 years older or younger?

Have you ever kissed in the rain?

Have you ever sang in the shower?

Have you ever made out in a park?

Have you ever dream that you married someone?

Have you ever glued your hand to something?

Have you ever got your tongue stuck to a flag pole?

Have you ever ever gone to school partially naked?

Have you ever been a cheerleader?

Have you ever sat on a roof top?

Have you ever brush your teeth?

Have you ever ever too scared to watch scary movies alone?

Have you ever played chicken?

Have you ever been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?

Have you ever been told you’re hot by a complete stranger?

Have you ever broken a bone?

Have you ever been easily amused?

Have you ever laughed so hard you cried?

Have you ever mooned/flashed someone?

Have you ever cheated on a test?

Have you ever forgotten someone’s name?

Have you ever met someone who didn’t seem real?

Give us one thing about you that no one knows.

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hi team, it’s tuesday (you’re welcome for that reminder. it’s also the last day of March!!!). Let’s get some texts going. as always, all the info you need is under the cut! 

♘ for a questioning text

❂ for a text about another character (specified by asker)

☮ for an apologetic text

ღ for a friend-crush text

♆ for a sext

☯ for an adoring text

☽ for a sleepy text

✂ for a catty text

$ for a lying text

⊙ for a reaction to your muse’s nudes text

♬ for a music rec or lyric text

♣ for a bitching text

★ for a dumb meme or inside joke text

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