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Hill is dead.

They said I was dead, too. Don't believe everything you see, they like to sensationalize things for dramatic effect.

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ask-hawkeye

Don't leave me on this site alone, Barton.

You're the one who decided to get back on here, Tasha

askblackwidow

Blame Hill going on about “good PR”

askmariahill

Why am I being dragged into this?

ask-director-fury

dude you're like 60 what are you doing on Tumblr

60? I'm gonna take that as a compliment.

And last I checked this site doesn't have a maximum age.

(also, blame Hill.)

askmariahill

It’s good PR.

ask-director-fury

I am not a pussycat, Romanoff.

Parker, don’t listen to her.

@ask-miss-romanoff @sarcasticpeterparker

sarcasticpeterparker

You terrify me. How’s it going?

askmariahill

He’s a pussycat when he wants to be

askprofessorxavier

Well, this isn't weird at all... (askmariahill)

female!Charles for 15 asks (1/15)

Woah. We’re like twins.

askprofessorxavier

Ah, so you’ve done your research.

You probably know what I can do, then?

askmariahill

I do, and I’m going to politely request you don’t try and do it to me.

askprofessorxavier

Wouldn’t dream of it.

The thought didn’t even occur to me.

askmariahill

Good. I just wanted to make sure.

askprofessorxavier

Well, of course.

Say, have you met Erik? You could try convincing him that you’re me!

askmariahill

I haven’t, actually.

As fun as that sounds though I think I’ll have to pass. I don’t know you well enough to pull off a deception like that.

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askprofessorxavier

Well, this isn't weird at all... (askmariahill)

female!Charles for 15 asks (1/15)

Woah. We’re like twins.

askprofessorxavier

Ah, so you’ve done your research.

You probably know what I can do, then?

askmariahill

I do, and I’m going to politely request you don’t try and do it to me.

askprofessorxavier

Wouldn’t dream of it.

The thought didn’t even occur to me.

askmariahill

Good. I just wanted to make sure.

askprofessorxavier

Well, this isn't weird at all... (askmariahill)

female!Charles for 15 asks (1/15)

Woah. We’re like twins.

askprofessorxavier

Ah, so you’ve done your research.

You probably know what I can do, then?

askmariahill

I do, and I’m going to politely request you don’t try and do it to me.

askprofessorxavier

Well, this isn't weird at all... (askmariahill)

female!Charles for 15 asks (1/15)

Woah. We’re like twins.

askmariahill

Looking good!

askprofessorxavier

I’ve gotta say the same thing to you.

I’m Charles, Charles Xavier.

askmariahill

Maria Hill. Nice, if slightly strange, to meet you.

askprofessorxavier

Charmed.

So, you’re a SHIELD agent, aren’t you?

askmariahill

I am. And you’re the guy who runs that school for Mutants, right?

askprofessorxavier

Well, this isn't weird at all... (askmariahill)

female!Charles for 15 asks (1/15)

Woah. We’re like twins.

askmariahill

Looking good!

askprofessorxavier

I’ve gotta say the same thing to you.

I’m Charles, Charles Xavier.

askmariahill

Maria Hill. Nice, if slightly strange, to meet you.

askprofessorxavier

Well, this isn't weird at all... (askmariahill)

female!Charles for 15 asks (1/15)

Woah. We’re like twins.

askmariahill

Looking good!

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askmariahill

Please tell me you have a mission for me to go peel that nazi orange potato

The mission I have for you is to wait until you’re given orders.

askwintersoldier-blog

You and Fury are no fun.

askmariahill

Say what you want, it’s us who ends up having to get your asses out of trouble.

askwintersoldier-blog

You can’t get in trouble if no one can prove you guilty

askmariahill

I’m not going to tell you again, Barnes. Leave this situation alone until we tell you otherwise.

askmariahill

Please tell me you have a mission for me to go peel that nazi orange potato

The mission I have for you is to wait until you’re given orders.

askwintersoldier-blog

You and Fury are no fun.

askmariahill

Say what you want, it’s us who ends up having to get your asses out of trouble.

#don't even think about it

Please tell me you have a mission for me to go peel that nazi orange potato

The mission I have for you is to wait until you’re given orders.

asksteve-rogers-deactivated2019

Tony: Wow, you’re turning into a true millennial Cap! That phone’s stuck to you like me on a hot chick in a bikini. Did you finally get a girlfriend? Just be careful not to let any dick pics fall into the internet. It will be public forever.

Me: ..er..I’m not supposed to then? It’s not like the whole world will find it..right? *worried look*

Tony: …fucking hell, Steve. You’re not actually supposed to do whatever a girl on the internet tells you to!

Steve: She was really pretty?

Tony: She could be anyone, using any picture!

Steve: ..Oh.

Tony: *throws hands up in the air* Fuck it. Someone else can deal with the PR explosion. I can’t deal with old men from the 1920s. Next thing you’ll tell me that you didn’t even bother to cover your face.

Steve: …….should I have?

Tony: EUGH *walks away*

askmariahill

*sighs* I’ll see what I can do.

Honestly, Rogers, do I need to book you on an internet safety course?

asksteve-rogers-deactivated2019

Might need to, ma'am. This newfangled technology stuff is COMPLICATED.

askmariahill

It’s really not. A lot of it is just common sense.

asksteve-rogers-deactivated2019

Tony: Wow, you’re turning into a true millennial Cap! That phone’s stuck to you like me on a hot chick in a bikini. Did you finally get a girlfriend? Just be careful not to let any dick pics fall into the internet. It will be public forever.

Me: ..er..I’m not supposed to then? It’s not like the whole world will find it..right? *worried look*

Tony: …fucking hell, Steve. You’re not actually supposed to do whatever a girl on the internet tells you to!

Steve: She was really pretty?

Tony: She could be anyone, using any picture!

Steve: ..Oh.

Tony: *throws hands up in the air* Fuck it. Someone else can deal with the PR explosion. I can’t deal with old men from the 1920s. Next thing you’ll tell me that you didn’t even bother to cover your face.

Steve: …….should I have?

Tony: EUGH *walks away*

askmariahill

*sighs* I’ll see what I can do.

Honestly, Rogers, do I need to book you on an internet safety course?

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