Ask Lord Boxman!

I hardly see why that matters....

Eheh.... I wouldn't recommend eating them.

Frankly, I don't think I want to.

All that said, feel free to send more into my er.. inbox? Is that what that's called? Sorry, I still don't have the hang of this infernal site, and it doesn't help that it seems different than when I was last here.... Even the colours have changed!

I’m not cute, so that won’t be a problem at all.

I definitely haven’t heard that one before….

I don't really see the need to change my usual clothes, but I guess we'll see what I pick up when I get.... wherever I'm headed.

Whatever you asked is indecipherable, sorry

I certainly have a lot to catch up on now, don't I?

I guess we'll have to find out!

Greetings, fellow villains! I, Lord Boxman, have decided to create this... (er, what was it called again, Ernesto? Oh right-) ...this Ask Blog! I'll be answering questions about myself, my company, and my childre- er, robotic products. If there are any questions, please submit them to the, ah... Complaints Department. Yes, that sounds about right.