My Beating Heart

askladjean: *licks your ear*

P-pardon me???

What? I didn’t say anything.

Did you just licked my ear??

I may...or may not have just licked your ear.

Awww c'mon Annie its fun

Oh my god. ooohhh my god who opened my whisky unbelievable

Whoops

HELL YEAH REINER

Earmine would’ve been less obvious, Marco

Awww give the man a break, he’s a tad bit tipsy after all

askladjean: *licks your ear*

P-pardon me???

What? I didn't say anything.

askladarmin COME AT ME HOMIE ILL WRECK YOU 1v1

YOU BASIC

whaT WAS THAT I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF THIS GUNSHOW

AT LEAST I’m GETTING LAID EVERY NIGHT

AT LEAST I HAVE AN ASS

AT LEAST I’M GETTING SOME ASS Your hands must be soooo raw by now.

Yeah sure. Cocoa butter or cucumber melon?

Cucumber might be rubbing it in a little too much.

I can’t believe how thirsty Marco is

I’ll get him some water where are your glasses

wow

askladarmin COME AT ME HOMIE ILL WRECK YOU 1v1

YOU BASIC

whaT WAS THAT I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF THIS GUNSHOW

AT LEAST I’m GETTING LAID EVERY NIGHT

AT LEAST I HAVE AN ASS

AT LEAST I’M GETTING SOME ASS Your hands must be soooo raw by now.

askladarmin COME AT ME HOMIE ILL WRECK YOU 1v1

YOU BASIC

whaT WAS THAT I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF THIS GUNSHOW

AT LEAST I’m GETTING LAID EVERY NIGHT

AT LEAST I HAVE AN ASS

askladarmin COME AT ME HOMIE ILL WRECK YOU 1v1

YOU BASIC

whaT WAS THAT I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF THIS GUNSHOW

FIGHT ME MARCO

Armin is perfectly scrawny in my books mmmmm

Hes got slider buns

I’ll ask connie if he can take us to McDonalds

wow

FIGHT ME MARCO

Armin is perfectly scrawny in my books mmmmm

Hes got slider buns

FIGHT ME MARCO

OKAY I WILL AND ILL WIN BECAUSE OF HOW LACKING YOUR CRACKER MEAT IS