Ask Tweek + Pete

Tweek: Talking to this thing isn’t an option, it’s evil I just know it!!

Pete: Fucking webcam won’t stay straight... OK! There, go ahead Tweek.

Tweek: Alright...umm...GAH THIS IS WEIRD, PETE!!

Pete: It’s ok, just pretend you’re talking to me. Start with... what you saw yesterday?

Tweek: Oh geez ok...I mostly just see it in mirrors. I thought it was like you said before and just a trick of the eye, but I swear something is actually there! Like yesterday, I put down my hair brush--

Pete: You own one of those?

Tweek: Sh-Shut up! Do you want me to tell you what I saw??

Pete: Heh, yeah sorry continue.

Tweek: ...I put down my hairbrush, that I do own, and when I went to grab it again it was gone. I thought I dropped it so I bent over to look around for it and something? brushed my hair?? It felt exactly like my hairbrush. I freaked out and there was the stupid brush, on the counter again!!

Pete: So you didn’t see anything?

Tweek: Ugh, not yesterday but anything near the mirror either goes missing or gets moved. I have seen a hand, but you keep insisting it was nothing. I don’t know how I’m supposed to catch this thing, it’s like a ghost. What if it does something to me? What if when I’m brushing my teeth it tries to sTRANGLE ME?! I’ve gotten rid of all the mirrors in my room, but I still feel like it can get to me, Pete!

Tweek: Guuuh....

Pete: Helloooo? Earth to Tweek, were you listening?? for fuck’s sake... This is exactly what I was talking about. You’re too wrapped up in those gnomes again--

Tweek: NO!! IT’S NOT THE GNOMES THIS TIME, PETE!! It’s something way worse, I just--?? I don’t know what it is!

Tweek: GAH! Pete are you sure these people aren't from around here? How else could they hug me or WATCH ME? 

Pete: Pretty sure. I think the hug one is just a joke...

Tweek: Do you think they've hidden cameras then? Oh god what if they have!? 

Pete: Haven't you been obsessively checking for cameras since...forever? I think if there was one, you'd have found it by now. 

Tweek: Hey! It’s been a while, sorry stuff got in the way for both of us heh...

Pete: Oh boy, here we go...

Tweek: Decaf is like, the worst thing ever? What's the point of it?! It doesn't taste as good, it doesn't smell as good, it doesn't even DO anything! It's like, pointless! I mean yeah, we serve it, we serve it because my parents are worried about people with heart conditions and stuff but who the hell even has one in South Park? Who even would care in this town anyway? Decaf is just an insult to coffee!

Pete: Well there he goes...I guess we’ll continue this tomorrow night. Bye for now everyone.

Tweek: I'm still dating Craig, haha. It's been uh, almost eight years now. 

Pete: Eight years of fake dating, you should say.

Tweek: SHHH no one is supposed to know!

Pete: I'm pretty sure the audience doesn't care Tweek. None of them probably even live here.

Tweek: Oh...yeah, you’re right

Tweek: A sip?!? I can't do that, I'd get in so much trouble!! Not to mention how-

Pete: Tweek, I think they're just fucking with you. 

However we are temporarily closing the ask box for a bit so that we can get caught up on asks! Not sure when we’ll open back up, hopefully not too long.

Tweek: Um well I'm not too picky but Modest Mouse, Gorillaz, Jukebox the Ghost, and The Hoosiers is probably what I listen to the most. Maybe a little bit of Toto on the side?

Pete: I listen to goth music, duh.

Tweek: That's definitely not what they meant.

Pete: ..Fine. Stuff like Depeche Mode, Tears for Fears, The Cure, Joy Division, and uh, Tame Impala.

Pete: A lot of things really, but I guess the main thing is he's easy to be around. You can be yourself without like, worrying about being judged.

Pete: I don't talk a whole lot sometimes but that's okay because Tweek can do a lot of talking when he wants to.Plus the fact that he's always actually super encouraging with things that you like doing, like my poetry and music. It's just..nice.

Tweek: Are you talking about me?

Mod Dan this time but um THANK YOU VERY MUCH .///. I think all the credit goes to Sonny for making me cuter than I actually am tbh

Hi hi Sonny again, thought I’d made a lil picture for us Mods, so now you all know both of us exist! Thanks so much for all the attention you’re all giving this blog btw. We’ve got over 200+ followers already and 30+ asks, like hot diggity damn :O!!

Mod Sonny: Main Artist + Crybaby, Main blog + SP Art Blog

Pete: W-What?!