Ask Aziraphale and Crowley

Happy Halloween, from The Them!

Sorry it took so long answering, pal. Gotta go through the queue and all. Can't speak for all angels, you know, but my angel is definitely ticklish. Suppose you'll be wanting proof though...

Not sure if "huffy" is the word.

Ouch!

If you'd quit sssssssquirming, it wouldn't pull and I'd be done by now!

It might be a good incentive to get off of me.

Now, see, I would, if I didn't know you'd go running like a mad man. If I have to wear this bloody monstrosity, I'm going to friggin' preen you.

It's not a monstrosity. It's a gift.

Er, well. I wore a blindfold for a while...

Which looked a bit silly, if I may.

Hey, fashion wasn't at it's high point just yet.

As for me, no, I don't need the glasses. But they do help with the "bookshop owner" look, don't they?

Sure do.

Besides, they don't hurt for looks.

Why, Angel, is that a hint of vanity I smell?

I do, now.

I'm sure they don't want to hear about this.

Last time I let the angel do any work around the house, THIS happened.

So I'll be doing the work now.

I don't think you can call miracling things into place 'work', Crowley.

ssss.

Hush and drink your cocoa. 

Ssssssssssassy. And a bit jealous, I think. Come on, down down down, my ears are ringing, I get the picture.

Hmm.

Angel, could we at least roll up the window? My hair...

It won't let me.

What?

Of course not! He wouldn't dare. He knows quite well how I feel about my clothing, and that messing them around is strictly forbidden.

Except perhaps on laundry day.

Ritz?

Ssssshhhit, that was close.

If he starts getting his tartan collection out, we'll all be here looking at it for weekssssssss.

And I'll get bickered into the floor about how "stylish" it is.

Now, when it comes to tea, I'm afraid it's a bit impossible to pick a favourite. Certain teas fit a certain situation, I'd think. You can never go wrong with a good Earl Gray, though, I've found.(But to be completely honest I'm not overly fond of green teas.) Crowley though, he prefers coffee these days.

Angel, got a table!

Just a moment.

And don't forget the-