Ask Phoenix Wright

Dear Steven,

Oh, I will! I've been taking cold medicine and Dollie has been taking good care of me.

Heh, that's the last time I sleep with the window open carelessly at night.

Dear Pearl Fey,

Thanks, I guess that I really am. So that means Ms. Fey has been describing me as someone adorable?

D'aaaawww. She's right, you probably are the cutest ever! (Not the same kind of cute as Dollie though.)

Dear Steven, 

I'm great, thanks for asking!

Not too long, no more than a year week. I'll be cured before you kno--

 A-Achoo, Ah, Achoo, Achoo. *cough* *sniffle* 

Dear Pearl Fey,

("Scary"? Does my face mask look scary?)

Actually, the doc suggested that I wear the mask. Got to stop those germs from spreading to others, right? But it isn't working that well... I've tried to sneeze on my shoulder or somewhere else, but I can’t help sneezing out of control.I hope you don't get a cold because of me, little girl. I'd feel terrible if you did. (Better take some more Coldkiller X) 

Oh, thanks. So Miss Fey's been talking about me? (Strange, we haven't talked to each other that much. ) "Phee-nicks"? Gah, you're really cute, you know that? (I also have my name written in my underwear, but I probably shouldn't  tell her that. )

Dear Anonymous,

Oh, thank you, Anon! That’s so nice of you to say. 

Dear Pearl Fey,

*Achoo* *Achoo* *Achoo* 

This isn't funny, little girl! Dollie would never ever do something to end up in prison! No, she's the sweet beautiful princess! 

Why are you so mean to her? Waaaaaaaaah!

Dear Pearl Fey,

Nobody told you to say that, huh? Please don't cry... 

Hey, little girl, you should really meet her then. I don't think you know who you're really talking about. I promise you that you'll see her differently once you meet her in person.

Dollie is... well, she’s the most innocent, sweet, caring and kind-hearted girl that I've ever met. She's really nothing like you say she is...Y'know,  she worked for hours knitting this sweater you see here, spends every morning making us homemade lunches and is always very kind and respectful to everyone.

I don't know why you think that my true love is this Mystic girl, but I'd break Dollie's heart if I broke up with her...

Dear Pearl Fey,

Dollie a murderer, thief and evil?! Who put you up to this?! Was it Doug?!

I think you're a little confused, little girl. (Defense Attorney Mia has a sister?) Me and Dollie we're... well, we’re soul mates. I'm not interested in any other girl but her. So who told you to talk bad about my girlfriend?

Oh, and look at what she gave me the first time we met, isn't it beautiful? She is so sweet.

Dear Anonymous,

("Whether he likes it or not" wasn't the right choice in words...) 

Maybe you're right and he really doesn't need my help, but I really want to know why he decided to change...

People have been calling him a  ruthless “demon” prosecutor and that he'll do anything to get a guilty verdict. There's even rumors that he uses forged evidence... I know that that isn't the same Miles Edgeworth from elementary school that wanted nothing but to defend people, just like his father.

I don't want to force myself on him, I just want to help out a friend. That's the main reason I'm studying law. And, you know, I might not even make it, but if there's at least a slight chance that I could help then I'd like to take that chance.

Even if nothing that I do changes anything, I'd like to know what happened. 

Dear Anonymous,

The first time I've seen him since we were in elementary school was in article about Edgeworth being the youngest man to become a prosecutor. The grown-up Edgeworth looked sad... like he was asking for help.  

Lately there's been a lot of news about him becoming a ruthless demon prosecutor. I really don't know what to think. He's always said that he wanted to be a defense attorney like his father, I wonder what changed. 

I've been trying to contact him, but he never seems to want to reply. That's why I'm planning on becoming a defense attorney, on the side, and face him In court! I’ll save him whether he likes it or not!

Dear LawyerGirl277, 

(Why do people want dating advice from me? I'm lucky that destiny brought us together, but aside from her I've never really dated anyone before.)

Just keep being yourself and hope that some day you find that special someone. "Apollo Justice" the game? Sounds a little weird for a game title. Why do you think I'll like it?

Dear Anonymous,

("For being such a pansy"? I'm not a pansy...)

Hmph! No! Just so you know, I haven't been bullied since elementary school. 

Dear Dollie,

*ACHOO* *ACHOO* *ACHOOOOOOOOOOOO* *sniffle*

D-Dollie, are you sure this is the only thing that'll makeup for it? I-I'm not sure if I'm ready though...

... But if that's really what you want I-I... I guess we *gulp* could... 

Dear Dollie?, 

U-Uh, really there is? What can I do to make it up to you? I'd do anything,really, just tell me what I can do to heal that wonderful heart of yours and I'll do it! 

Dear Anonymous,

I don't know what you're talking about.

"Equestria", "Twilight Sparkle"? You're talking about that pony show, aren't you? 

Dear Dollie,

What's wrong with me?! 

Please don't cry! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Oh, it totally slipped my mind that yesterday was September the... ((27th?))! I do love you, Dollie! Honest, I do, with all my heart! 

You've done so much for me already... How can I be such a cold-hearted jerk?!  I-I... umm, let me make it up to you, please...?

Dear Dollie-chan,

*ACHOO* *ACHOO* *ACHOO* *sniffle* 

W-What are you saying, Dollie? W-When did I break your heart?

Oh, n-noooo, I-I'm really sorry, Dollie...I didn't mean it... Sweetheart, I-I... please forgive me... 

("Not that I expect you to understand"? That sounds really unlike her... She must be very mad at me... Just what did I do?)