The Coven of Namira

Eola turned around, eyes getting wide when she saw the other person. She held her hands behind her back, stepping conspicuously in front of something to hide it.

“I didn’t do anything!”

Mya’Dar followed after her, deeper into the crypt and hopefully closer to something fun. “Is Helvetia your ah… fado… Uhm… Parent? Parents are never good at finding things, they do not know to look in the small dark spaces.”

She looked down, a frown on her face and a look of not-so-well-hidden resentment. “My mom dropped me off and never came back."

I’ve dreamt about this since I was a little girl.

Compared to you, the other plagues were a joy!

I am proud of what I am.

Any last requests, pig?

Oh my god, I hate it when these things do that.

It seemed like a good idea at the time.

Is he supposed to look like that?

You’re wondering ‘what is a place like me doing in a girl like this’?

By the way, why did you kiss me?

No harm ever came from reading a book.

And you think this justifies the killing of innocent people?

Well, you probably won’t live through it.

Everyone else we’ve bumped into has died. Why not you too?

That’s called stealing, you know.

The only thing that scares me, [NAME], are your manners.

Death is only the beginning.

Are you sure you want to be playing around with this thing?

i lie to everyone; what makes you so special?

I only gamble with my life, never my money.

Well, of course I can swim if the occasion calls for it.

Do something! Do something!…Not that! Not that!

You always did have more balls than brains.

It’s better to be the right hand of the devil than in his path

You know, nasty little fellows such as yourself always get their comeuppance.

What friend? You are my only friend.

…I don’t want to tell you. You’ll just hurt me some more.

This just keeps getting better and better.

Personally, I think he’s filthy, rude, a complete scoundrel. I don’t like him one bit.

Well, he may have been a stinky fellow, but he had good taste.

He said he was ‘just looking for a good time.’

What do you suppose killed him?

Did you ever see him eat?

You probably could have gotten them for free, all we had to do was give him your sister.

Stupid superstitious bastard.

I thought you said you didn’t believe in all this fairy tales and hokum stuff!

Forget it! We’re out the door, we’re down the hall, and we’re gone.

I told you not to play around with that thing, didn’t I tell you not to play around with that thing?!

Do you really want to know, or would you prefer to just shoot us?

I appreciate you saving my life and all but when I signed on I agreed to take you out there and bring you back, end of job, end of story, contract terminated!

Ok look, you can either tag along with me or stay here… and try to save the world! What’s it gonna be?

Hey! Get your ugly face offa her.

There is only one person I know that can possibly give us any answers.

After what I just saw, I’m willing to go on a little faith here.

How about you darling, would you like a little kissy-wissy?

Take my hand and I will spare your friends.

He will never eat, he will never sleep, and he will never stop.

Oh, for heaven’s sake, girl! It wasn’t that good of a kiss.

Can you look me in the eye, and guarantee me that this isn’t all some kind of a flimflam?

This door doesn’t open. She doesn’t come out, and no one goes in.

He must have been someone of great importance. Or he did something VERY naughty.

That happens a lot around here.

They’re led by a woman. What does a woman know?

What do you mean bugs? I hate bugs!

His neck did not break! Oh, I am so sorry. Now we must watch him strangle to death!

Eola turned around, eyes getting wide when she saw the other person. She held her hands behind her back, stepping conspicuously in front of something to hide it.

“I didn’t do anything!”

Seeing the girl back as a solid figure again her smile widened and her eyes glinted. “I definitely like treasure. And I’m not scared either! I have fought angry things before, dead ones are not much different,” she let out a snort of laughter. “Stupid and slow, just like the alive Nords in town.”

Ma’Jaara was starting to get the feeling that Eola wasn’t your average citizen. Even still, that was no reason to be rude. And Ma’Jaara was nothing if not a lady.

No, the more she studied his face, his voice, the more he was familiar. She had spoken with bim before. The trick was remembering where, and in what context.

“And where do you hail from, then? Broken Tower, with its bloodied altars? The slopes of Karth Gorge? The City of Stone?”

He began to lead the way out, looking up and sighing at the air as they exited. Hogni was still there, with his meat cart, so he tried not to meet the older Nord’s eyes. He looked back at Gwayn and jerked his head for the man to follow, before leading the way out of the city.

Expression practice time! I’ve seen similar memes around, but I just wanted to stick to expressions, so I made my own. Be sure to tell me which show/comic you want the character from or else I’ll just do whichever tickles my fancy.

e.g. If you wanted Megatron from the IDW comics snoozing : 

IDW Megatron 7C (or C7 I’ll figure it out ^_~)

“If these ruins frighten you, take comfort from the knowledge that I am here.”

“Look at that. Am I drunk? I must be drunk.”

“Perhaps we should find a random stranger to murder. Practice does make perfect. ‘

” My cousin is out fighting dragons. And what do I get? Guard duty.“

"What is better - to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?”

“ I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee.”

“I’ve seen better. Well, maybe not.”

“Either I’m drunk, or you’re naked. Possibly both.”

“You do not even know our tongue, do you? Such arrogance, to dare take for yourself the name of Dovah!”

“ I’ll see you burn!”

“ That’s the last of them.”

“ Kill the beast!”

“ You never should have come here.”

“My favorite drinking buddy! Let’s get some mead.”

“Enough!I will not stand idly by while a dragon burns my hold and slaughters my people!”

“ You stink of death my friend. I salute you.”

“Whoa, whoa, watch the magic!”

“Who needs the bastard?”

“PUT SOME CLOTHES ON YOU FOOL!!!”

“I saw a dragon!”

“"Mage, eh? Well, to each his own.”“

“I am sworn to carry your burdens.”

“So, you wish to master the arcane arts.”

“I’m not a man, I’m a weapon in human form. Just unsheathe me and point me at the enemy.”

“We’re one of the same kind, you and I. I’m happy to have met you.”

“I’ve got your back.”

“You won’t get the best of me!”

Gwayncalon continued to trek up the steep path to Broken Tower Redoubt, looking over his shoulder for the tenth time since leaving the city. A flash of red or brown would just leave his field of vision each time he looked. It was obvious he was being followed, but he couldn’t tell by who or what.

He scratched at his hair as he thought, thinking it over. Sure, it had been a while, but catching up in the tavern was maybe not the best idea... Not with the sorts of things he’d been doing these past years, and what he guessed Gwayn had been doing.