Ember Adams

Okay, there’s no doubt this house is ah-maz-ing. But, it’s so big, I can definitely see myself getting lonely quick. That just means I’ll need to make some friends, ASAP. Any takers? I’ve got to have something to keep me distracted, otherwise I’ll spend all my time missing my kid, and that just won’t do! How is everyone tonight? Anyone want to take a dip in the pool?

It’s a pretty big house, and something to get used to. In some ways I think that’s the biggest hurdle for all of us. Good thing you’ve got a friend, huh? It’s so good to see you girl, I wondered if you’d be here or not. I’m glad you decided to come, I know it’s hard being away from your daughter though. She’s such a cutie pie! The pool? Maybe not. I’ll be in the hot tub however, so we can shout at each other across the patio! 

Happy April’s Fools everybody! Since I don’t have a tingle-thing that warns me for pranks I’m considering staying in my room today. You know, just to be safe. Or is it too much of a precaution and it’s okay to come out of hiding?  

Happy belated April Fool’s Day. I don’t think things were too bad, but if you stayed in your room they probably weren’t for you. Meaning, I did the same thing. I’m Ember Adams, it’s great to meet you Sam. How have the past few days been?

Grilled Cheesus was the face of Jesus that sent me an epiphone and led me on the wildest and most mind-opening week of my life before I prayed on it and decided it was finally time to eat my Grilled Cheesus to finish honoring it and the life lessons it brought. I had a totally religious experience and I shared it with a bunch of my closest friends so they got to rub off a bit of epiphone too. 

I...Are you telling me you ate a week-old grilled cheese sandwich? And, that not only did you eat it, but that you shared it with other people? Did you at least keep it refrigerated over the week? Please say you kept it refrigerated. 

In the kitchen, Remy found himself steaming over a steaming pot. Cooking wasn’t his forte, he had people that did that for him back home. There were a few French recipes written down somewhere that he could trudge through, because he’d grown up learning them as fun activities, but overall… he was definitely not a chef. But he was definitely human, so he needed to eat nonetheless. Lighting a cigarette, he took a step back from the pot and stared down at it, not entirely pleased with the way it looked and the memory he had in his head of what it was supposed to look like. “Merde.”

Cooking had never been one of Ember’s fortes, which explained why she primarily stuck to salads, wraps, and whatever she could heat in a microwave. Her father had tried to teach her the art of the stove numerous times, but none of it had ever stuck. Walking into the kitchen she smelled something that gave a similar scent to how things had smelled when she had tried to cook in the past. “How’s that turning out for you, Remy?” She asked with a raise of one eyebrow. 

What’s up, guys and gals and everyone else! FinnyD in the house! I had to beat this tricky ass level in Elden Ring real quick but now I’m here to check out the social media scene here in the Project Real house. This is next level cool, my dudes. Grilled Cheesus really did me a good solid, sending me here. I almost wish I hadn’t eaten it. Are we ready to party or whaaaaaat?

That was...A lot, but welcome nonetheless. You seem fun, I can appreciate that. So far it looks like we could use a little bit of that. I’m almost afraid to ask, but what on Earth is a Grilled Cheeseus? And, how did it send you here? I hate to admit, but I’m intrigued. Party? I could go for a party. I actually don’t remember the last time I went to a party. I’m Ember Adams by the way. I’m a former child star, and a reality star. I’ve heard of your channel, you’re pretty cool. 

I wish I had the ability to be invisible. It would sure as hell make a lot of situations in life much clearer. 

I am double-jointed in my fingers and thumbs. It looks weird AF, and I don’t really ever see there being much of a point in it. 

Well, this promises to be different if nothing else. It looks like a good time, so far. My name is Remy Rochefort, I flew in for this from France. I’m a single father and a trust fund baby, we’ll see if my money and charm can keep me in the competition.

Hello to you too, Remy Rochefort. I follow your social media admittedly, but I don’t think we’ve ever had the pleasure of meeting. I’m Ember Adams, former child star and reality star. How are things going for you so far? From the looks of things you’ve come in with a friend, at least. That’s a positive. 

Well hello, everyone. I’ve clearly been beaten to the opening starter game, so it’s a good thing that I’ve never minded being fashionably late– speaking of fashionable, my name is Kurt Hummel, I’m a fashion blogger and social media influencer, and I’ll be in my room second guessing all of my decisions for tonight’s outfit. 

Kurt Hummel- you know, I don’t fangirl for much, but I just might have to while I’m sharing a house with you. Ember Adams- current RN, former child star, reality star, and current fan and avid follower of your blog and channel. If you’re second guessing yourself I’m royally fucked, might as well give up now.