ask ageless elg, you mortals!!

OOC: I'll probably have a drawn one up for next week (the one about Bruranchi). I've gotten a bit better with my quick drawings, so it should trump my past answers. 

No! Not you again!  I’ve yet to recover from our last encounter! Might as well make some more clones.

OOC: i haven’t been answering any questions lately because there’s been a dry spell in questions and I’ve been busy with a few drawings (one for an art trade and the others for the Halloween co-op) and school. Feel free to send in more! These get weirder and weirder, but in a good way!

i don't -- wha -- H-how is one supposed to feel when asked this?!  I know! I'll make a clone of myself and we'll see how that works, huh? Other than that, i can't take this much kindness. Hmmmmm I could see if the Daruma horse is free for another race. While I do that, my clone can do what i can't emotionally handle! 

Do you not realize what that entails? To get the bottom to become horse-like, i had to mount the horse. You know how painful that is, right? going through all of the possible candidates, a mop indeed crossed my mind. The only thing is, that would be a rather uncomfortable mount *shudder*. Though, i could go back to my town and mop the floor with the people who scarred me for life! In no way was a pun ever intended there………i don’t even know what those are!

anon 2: This is Buranchi, isn't it? 

Too bad that's my bottom half! -_- Why do i always get those kinds of comments from people? Do you really wish for me to activate my planarian cells on you? I won't hesitate to do so.

As you can see, they have no grasp of the idea........which is why i don't participate. Yet, i end up getting gifts anyway -_- 

Well, seeing as my top half is still, human, that would imply that i still have normal vocal chords, so the answer would be no. But come winter, the Bishokukai will go for sleigh rides- where i'm the one pulling them around - and they always insist that i neigh for some reason.........nay i say!

anon 2: well, i can usually plop right down on my side like a horse does to lay down, but the roller coaster thing really does annoy me to no end. can't an immortal at least try to acquire some long-lasting memories?! i usually cause a scene and ask for a refund.........asking for centaur-accessible rides is a bit too boring for my taste.

it's hard to say. anything i do in my spare time gives little or no stimulus at all. since i can't remember it, i guess you could say i have no spare time at all. then again, is there really such a thing as time to someone who's immortal? 

since we bishkokukai have our own powers, I have tommy and bogey brush me respectively. tommy picks off bugs and eggs of said bugs and eats them to tame at a later time, while bogey uses his flexible limbs and speed to brush me at a rapid pace.......they may not be willing, but someone's gotta do it!

oh, wow, I guess I didn't really think that whole "mounting" thing huh? I guess the most action I've gotten with this body had to have been challenging the dharma horse to a race. I think you know who won that race!