Ask Dr. Gregory House

Woah momma, he put anti-depressants in mine

That was Ritalin.

I regret saying anything.

Look. You’re a busy man who hates his idiotic co-workers, I’m a busy man who hates my idiotic co-workers. You have power. I have power. I propose we make a pact of some sort. We could really do some damage together.

I'm listening.

You have the guns and weapons, sure. I have the drugs and controlled substances. You’ve got the charisma, stealth, wealth, whatever. I’ve got the expertise on the body, life and death. We have what the rest of our team members - severely - lack. I think you know what I’m hinting here. The choice is yours.

I believe I do. Unfortunately for you, even if I wanted to be rid of my teammates, I prefer to work alone. Merci, docteur.

Very well.

I regret saying anything.

Look. You’re a busy man who hates his idiotic co-workers, I’m a busy man who hates my idiotic co-workers. You have power. I have power. I propose we make a pact of some sort. We could really do some damage together.

I'm listening.

You have the guns and weapons, sure. I have the drugs and controlled substances. You’ve got the charisma, stealth, wealth, whatever. I’ve got the expertise on the body, life and death. We have what the rest of our team members - severely - lack. I think you know what I’m hinting here. The choice is yours.

I regret saying anything.

Look. You’re a busy man who hates his idiotic co-workers, I’m a busy man who hates my idiotic co-workers. You have power. I have power. I propose we make a pact of some sort. We could really do some damage together.

Damn it.

Thanks.

It’s at times like this we question why we got into this kind of work.