The right Simon.

I don’t like them.

Poor you, they don’t like you either

how long did you spend looking for that babe?

… Only a few minutes.

And badgers are pink with blue spots.

Pah, go to hell.

Stuck with a demon, basically there already 

Mm, is that how it is love?

absolutely. 

Hell isn’t so bad. I think I’ll keep you.

how long did you spend looking for that babe?

… Only a few minutes.

And badgers are pink with blue spots.

Pah, go to hell.

Stuck with a demon, basically there already 

Mm, is that how it is love?

absolutely. 

how long did you spend looking for that babe?

… Only a few minutes.

And badgers are pink with blue spots.

Pah, go to hell.

Stuck with a demon, basically there already 

how long did you spend looking for that babe?

… Only a few minutes.

And badgers are pink with blue spots.

how long did you spend looking for that babe?

All I want to do in life is annoy people ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Like I said, simple goals

Can I boop your nose

((Out of control))

I BOOP YOUR NOSE

Hazel… This is too good

I’ll boop your nose too

I don’t deserve this, go back to annoying Pitch

Can I boop your nose

((Out of control))

I BOOP YOUR NOSE

Hazel... This is too good

Don’t mess with perfection, anon.

couldn’t improve on this

Absolutely not. I’ve seen pictures of you with straight hair… It’s /wrong/.

hey! I’m allowed to have a straight phase 

… Darling.

Pitch

you’re no fun

I’m the most fun you’ve ever had and you know it.

Well…

Don’t even pretend I’m not.

Oh I dunno

…..

Might have to prove yourself, you know…

Get over here.

If you insist 

I know the best way to shut you up~

I can think of a couple

Don’t mess with perfection, anon.

couldn’t improve on this

Absolutely not. I’ve seen pictures of you with straight hair… It’s /wrong/.

hey! I’m allowed to have a straight phase 

… Darling.

Pitch

you’re no fun

I’m the most fun you’ve ever had and you know it.

Well…

Don’t even pretend I’m not.

Oh I dunno

…..

Might have to prove yourself, you know…

Get over here.

If you insist 

Don’t mess with perfection, anon.

couldn’t improve on this

Absolutely not. I’ve seen pictures of you with straight hair… It’s /wrong/.

hey! I’m allowed to have a straight phase 

… Darling.

Pitch

you’re no fun

I’m the most fun you’ve ever had and you know it.

Well…

Don’t even pretend I’m not.

Oh I dunno

…..

Might have to prove yourself, you know...

Don’t mess with perfection, anon.

couldn’t improve on this

Absolutely not. I’ve seen pictures of you with straight hair… It’s /wrong/.

hey! I’m allowed to have a straight phase 

… Darling.

Pitch

you’re no fun

I’m the most fun you’ve ever had and you know it.

Well…

Don’t even pretend I’m not.

Oh I dunno

Don’t mess with perfection, anon.

couldn’t improve on this

Absolutely not. I’ve seen pictures of you with straight hair… It’s /wrong/.

hey! I’m allowed to have a straight phase 

… Darling.

Pitch

you’re no fun

I’m the most fun you’ve ever had and you know it.

Well...

Don’t mess with perfection, anon.

couldn’t improve on this

Absolutely not. I’ve seen pictures of you with straight hair… It’s /wrong/.

hey! I’m allowed to have a straight phase 

… Darling.

Pitch

you’re no fun