TINA COHEN-CHANG auditioning with: decode by paramore
wait, is that TINA COHEN-CHANG? they kinda look a lot like JUNG HO-YEON, don’t they? i heard the TWENTY ONE year old is known as THE WANNABE VAMPIRE around mckinley. it seems like they auditioned to be in NEW DIRECTIONS which is so lame? people at campus have said they’re +PASSIONATE, but don’t be fooled since they’re also -INTROVERTED. rumor has it, you can find them at GAY-STRAIGHT ALLIANCE when they aren’t belting show tunes. their entire vibe revolves around CARING SO MUCH BUT PRETENDING YOU DON’T CARE, HISSING AT PEOPLE YOU DON’T LIKE & CLIP-IN HAIR EXTENSIONS but no one pays attention to that here in ohio.
Tina prides herself on being McKinley’s resident too-edgy-for-you, stuck in 2009, emo girl. She practically lives in thick, smudged black eyeliner and fishnet gloves and loves every second of it. Tina is weird, she’s a weirdo! She doesn’t want to fit in! She yearns for a simpler time; a time of DeviantArt OC’s and MySpace top 8’s. Despite the fact she was six years old during that time. She doesn’t care. Scene kid culture is back, bitches! Rawr.
Tina has been faking a stutter since middle school. It just sort of…happened, but it’s too late to admit to it now. She’s laid off on it lately, just telling people speech therapy is working wonders. She can’t say she’s proud of her lie, but also she wrote out her stutter for years, it was a shock she wasn’t called out on it earlier. Plus, it got her out of dozens of oral presentations at school.
Studying creative writing, Tina is also very popular online in the Twilight fandom and is the author of some of the biggest fanfictions out there. But publishers have yet to contact her the way they did E.L James. Which annoys her greatly, because her fics are way better. Edward would not be in BDSM! He was a 100 year old virgin! Regardless, she plans on writing her own vampire love-story one day as her first novel.
BASICS:
FULL NAME: tina esther cohen-chang
GENDER: cis woman
PRONOUNS: she/they
SEXUALITY: bisexual
AGE: twenty one
DATE OF BIRTH: fifteenth of january
ZODIAC SIGN: capricorn
TITLE: the wannabe vampire
OCCUPATION: student and fanfiction writer
GLEE CLUB: the new directions
MAJOR: creative writing
PERSONALITY:
LIKES: vampire/human love stories, making deviantart oc's, paramore, saying 'i love you' in dinosaur, her mom's cooking, pretending not to give a shit, posting all of her thoughts on tumblr, hating on authority figures.
DISLIKES: being 'normal', mainstream music, public speaking, confrontation, crowded rooms, slow walkers, having their picture taken
HIGH SCHOOL SUPERLATIVE: most likely to join the black parade
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Thank you. Members of other show choirs seem to think that it's a horrible request, but I don't think I'm asking for much. And I agree! I'm expecting that we'll all come back refreshed and eager to dive into the spring semester and competition season.
The break between semesters may be coming up, but just a reminder to my fellow members of the New Directions - this time away is not time to get complacent! Sectionals is on the horizon. Please be sure to put in the same amount of rehearsal hours as we would normally have.
I am going to be honest, I did not really understand a single things that was said there. But I sympathise nonetheless. It's difficult feeling like you're either behind in the times, or ahead. Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't vaping just smoking for wannabe edgy kids that can't handle doing it the traditional way?
Yeah, I didn't think you would but it was worth a shot. There was a Twilight Renaissance last year, but everyone moved on eventually and now I'm stuck on the outside again. Besides my readers that is. I'm lucky to have them. No, you're pretty much spot on, it just looks kinda cool when an old Korean woman does it, ya'know?
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It can be... a lot when it seems like your family never really know who you are. I am sorry for that. It seems like your grandmother on your mother's side is trying at least? Even if misguided.
Yeah, it's actually really tricky being a 2009 MyScene teen in your twenties in the 2020's. But, yeah, my Halmoni really does try. She's actually pretty cool, she used to smoke a pack a day but she recently took up vaping.
Of course. Twilight just takes up the majority of my time because I have fans who are counting on me. But I also love performing of course, I also love Paramore! If I wasn't so god damn anxious, I'd love to put myself forward for more solos in Glee. And I like playing around with makeup.
And I wish I was better at cooking, but I kinda suck at it but I love eating my mom's cooking. Can't beat homemade Korean cuisine.
Yes, you heard right. I don't know what kind of drugs they were on but I'll give them credit for the fact that it was the craziest drink order I've had in quite some time. Wait, a what cocktail?
Yeah. The color along would have put me off. Green cocktail? Yeah, I'd much rather stick with something less...radiation colored. Doge? Like...the old meme? Of that dog?
Hanging out with your grandparents was... bad? I barely see mine, but when I do, I can get away with just about anything. My father hates it, says I'm spoiled. But I would be lying if I said I didn't take full advantage of it.
My grandparents - on my dad's side at least - don't really get me. It can be kinda painful. My grandma on my mom's side is a little like that, but it's a little misguided. She keeps buying me copies of Cosmo and pink things.
With my father landing a new business deal, he and my mother will be away on vacation to celebrate over Thanksgiving, which marks that first one I've ever spent alone. What does one do when not tied to familial obligations?
My parents went on their anniversary vacation last Thanksgiving and I was stuck with my grandparents for the week, so I'd take the opportunity to sit around and do nothing. The time alone could be really nice.
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What is with all these weird drinks that people that try to get me to make? What happened to the good old whiskey and coke? I’ve never heard of a Shrek piss before and I’m not sure I want to know why someone would want to drink it anyway.
I don't see the problem, shoulda asked them the cash app you. Tinder is an easy, quick cash grab. Men will pay big money for a "big or small-titty goth girlfriend.
Cash app? Wouldn't I then have to send them like...sexy pictures of me? I don't really want to do that! I was looking for an actual nice date, not to just be someone's goth hookup, ya'know?
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if a tv show offered you a thousand dollars to give you a full body makeover and the only catch is you have to keep dressing that way for six months, would you do it?
It would depend on the makeover I guess. I like the way I dress, it's one of the few things about myself I do like. so I don't know if I'd need one.
Dottie hadn't been expecting to see so many of her classmates at Sebastian's black tie party, but she was grateful to be surrounded by people she actually knew.
She'd already connected with a few Troubletones that night, the group riding the high of their recent performance at Invitationals, but to say that any one group had been better than another wouldn't have been realistic. New Directions had been just as good and they'd even had a better balance of people than Dottie had been expecting, given the whole... Rachel Berry of it all.
And there was one person in particular that she felt it was important to call out.
"Tina!" she greeted, wandering over to where the girl was stationed. "I didn't get to say it before, but you were really good at Invitationals. Whose idea was it to do a Panic! at the Disco song?"
Tina had never felt more anxious. All of these people around, drinking and talking loud and Tina had no clue how to go about being included in it all. She'd edge close to a group and feel herself go ignored straight away. And she'd tried so hard to dress up nice and everything, but so far two separate people had thought she was a waiter.
So when Tina heard Dottie call her name, she felt herself relax. "Dottie, hey!", she said, trying to play it cool. She had a reputation of Super Cool Awesome Fic Author to maintain with her. "Thanks! The Troubletones did really well too, you sounded great!" Tina had her jaw on the ground for the majority of the Troubletones' set in reality, she had no clue Dottie could perform like that. "And it was kinda a brainstorm between me and Ryder, and the rest of the group helped piece stuff together."
