The greatest leader!

(Another one of your clever plans for revenge)

"THERE WAS NO MOTIVATION FOR ANYTHING OF EITHER SORT. IT WAS SIMPLY A PASSING INTEREST, NOTHING MORE."

"ALTHOUGH, THIS IDEA..."

“Hm?”

“yes... i understand i was not of sound mind. i am quite ashamed.”

“however, i must ask you a similar question...”

“oh! i have thought about this! i’ve always wanted to do standup…”

“Listen folks— I really hate my job. All day it’s just crushing cans, over and over!”

“It’s… soda pressing.”

"Oh, nothing that big..."

"During the outbreak, Zombies overwhelmed us. So we took refuge at an amusement park."

"Not the smartest idea, but it worked out. Lots of cover."

"I was distracted."

"Only for a moment."

“IT IS INDEED MY WRITING. HOWEVER…”

“IT MAY BE CODE… I CANNOT SEEM TO RECALL… WHAT OR WHO…”

“…”

“Well, um. I was just hired on as medical help. I didn’t expect to do anything complex—”

“HE DID AN EXCELLENT AMPUTATION!”

“Ahaha…”

“AS FOR YANOV, HE IS OUR SUPPLY PILOT. I DO NOT SEE HIM. EVER!”