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quietwingsinthesky

I just think it’s romantic to be possessive over someone’s death. No one gets to kill you but me. I want to hold you as you die. Your last breath should mingle with mine. I want your blood on my hands because I’m the one that spilled it.

askcaptainphazzy

Pilot….

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tooies

i dont die when im killed amd when i die im fine and im still alive

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I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED

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Some days I fall apart, like this cardboard cutout.

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iscreamnails

😍Ready for our close up! Check that iridescent micro glitter✨ NEW SUGAR RUSH is out now! #iscreamnails #nailpolish https://www.instagram.com/p/Cfk7rEmLb1u/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

askcaptainphazzy

Oooh, I like this 🤩

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Me @ Hux and Kylo 24/7

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Time to shine my armor.

*grumbles*

I really need to hire someone to do it for me. I killed the last ones for negligence because THEY SCRATCHED MY ARMOR PERMANENTLY.

*shudder*

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Party time 💕

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patrickbatewoman

what do you like about girls?

their evil ways

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You truly are a scary and glamorous lady

🥰

That’s what I’m going for. Good to see I achieved it.

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Hungry for more asks. I DEMAND YOU OBEY.

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valtsv

kiss and make up? no. stab and make out.

askcaptainphazzy

All my relationships in a nutshell. *eyes Hux*

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What do you think of Pudge?

She looks tasty.

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southpauz

Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss

askcaptainphazzy

Anyone can be evil on my blog ❤️

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cosmicvngel

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They taste like dicks.

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Me: Fuck men, I don’t need ‘em.

Me: *looks at Kylo and Hux arguing at the top of their lungs*

Me: Especially not THESE men, in particular.

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