Ask Nicol Bolas

Need anyone killed? A troublesome mind mage perhaps? I'd do that one for free.

You don't have any plans for Kamigawa, do you?

Bolas if you keep killing dragons soon there won't be any dragons around for you to bang. Do you really want to live for an eternity without sex?

//-quietly freaking out that you're sorta back-

OI, BOLAS! *flips the bird and skateboards away*

So which plane had the most attractive dragons? Any specific ones you like? ;)

Are you evil

How do can we, your humble minion serve you sexually?

Have you heard by now that you actually didn't kill Ugin?

May we, your humble followers, know small details of this plan that has begun?

Why today, of all days, to answer questions?

Nicol Bolas, my fellow Planeswalker, who is stronger between you and Ugin? Clearly you beat him before, but looking at what Ugin can do and what you can do, I'm not quite sure who is actually stronger. Not to mention it's more complicated to bring you out than it is to bring out Ugin. Not to fret, however, someday, I, Charlie Spurr, Planeswalker, shall surpass you, steal your power, and become the most powerful being in the multiverse.

Nicol Bolas, Planeswalker. I too am a Planeswalker. I aspire to surpass you, to supplant you, and to steal your power for my own and become the most powerful being in the multiverse!