Cute Cake Cats

ੈ✩‧₊˚Welcome to baked kitties, a silly little askblog about cake flavored cats and their beach adventures.ੈ✩‧₊˚

⤑ Mandatory disclaimer!! This blog IS 18+, it has kink/fetish elements and while nothing explicit will happen besides tickling, it is still not fit for children and i'd prefer if minors did not interact with this blog. If i see you doing so, you will be blocked.

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1. When I read "the ginger part of him speaks to him like venom", i didn't realize you were talking about "ginger" as in a ginger person (or pastry cat), so my brain thought of this for some reason:

"We must take a bite out of that piece of raw ginger eric left on the table while cooking." (His mind)

"Why the fuck would I do that?"

"Because youre curious, and its funny."

"…” sigh, crunch.

2. If you called carota a pervert, would she even try to deny it or no?

also, didn't know mel was a guy. I thought he was a woman for some reason-

mel AND carota r boys actually lol

1: thats admittedly funny as hell

i feel like twister wouldnt like the game.. twister.

for comedic effect i will limit it to short sentences

Zwartz: valley girl

Mel: the ginger part of him speaks to him like venom

coney: smarty shy pants

carota: pervert

nene: egocentric

eric: grumpy bear

blueberri: uwu soft boy

mittens: egocentric but less

sofie: pure whimsy and joy

yuki: the quiet type

bonus

Starting with confirmed ages/confirmed ages ive seen:

zwarts - 21

coney - 23

nene - 35 (OLD.)

now for speculation.:

carota - 27

mel - 30 (i have a feeling this is wildly inaccurate and mel would be quite angry if she saw me guess that.)

eric - 40 (fuckin’ OLD. ANCIENT, EVEN.)

twister - 39. (grumpy old man.)

yuki - 20-22. (Cant decide.)

sofie/sofia (forgot which one it was) - 26

lobter - 30

mittens n wool - 27

blueberri - 26

I think thats all of them.

safe to say these pastries are well past their expiration date. Do not eat. You will get poisoned.

..also, is erics wife dead or just divorced-

Some of the ages will b confirmed later [i have a carrd for it lol]

guess sthats new info for me

I wonder whos the wife

Eric doesnt really talk about it anymore

zwarts - 21

coney - i know his age was said but i don’t remember what it was.

carota - 27?

mel - 30

yuki - 20-22

eric - 36

nene - 35

twister - 40 (grumpy old man.)

mittens n wool - 24

blueberri - 23

lobter - i dont have enough on him to guess, but id say probably 37.

sofia - 29

in conclusion: these pastries are well past the expiration date and should not be consumed at all. (I got like all of these wrong, didnt i? Feel free to correct me if i did.)

what is each of the cake cats (or pastry cats, i dont know what to call em.) opinion on being tickled?

what do they bleed? Is it jam? If so, does it have a color and flavor that they’re supposed to be? (Example: carota would have carrot cake jam. No i dont have intentions of hurting these creatures.)

Question 1:

just.. any information? fun factS? i can do fun facts

Mittens has a sliiight ego for she has always been told shes just to beautiful and amazing and soft. She's not mean about it, just is very confident.

all the cake kitties smell and taste like their corresponding cake flavors, taste is like if u were to lick them.

Eric isn't actually grumpy, he just has a chronic grumpy face cuz of his actual species [persian cat]

Coney and Carota are like..a sort of FWB type deal. Tickles with benefits

Blueberri and Mittens are a couple !

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