AveryTCoyote

I have a lot of bridge in my feet, I walk silly and I'm not a good athlete for that lol

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guys sorry idont Know what counts as silly this was silly to me. im not very silly 🙁

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(Hope it’s silly enough)

not too long ago, around 2 days ago ish, i boarded the wrong jeep... and ended up in the middle of a random highway. i thought i had seen the college leading to my barangay, so i didn't think much until i realized the trip was taking an absurdly long time.

i asked the jeepney driver where we were going,, and he said that we were en route to ANTIPOLO. this province in particular is elevated and bordering into mountain territory with tanay not too close ahead. meaning if i didn't notice we were going the wrong way any sooner, i literally would have ended up in the mountains 🫠

an actual picture of the highway i got stranded on btw

if you want like a fact about myself though, as a kid i used to bite into glowsticks and collect the fluid in plastic bottles. sometimes i drank the glowstick fluid too

it's a bit stressful but you'll get used to it eventually,,,

So uhm, when I was 10 or so my wisdom teeth tried to butt in 11 years too early so I had to get my mouth injected so they would stop 💔 they threatened to come back like last month

When I'm feeling down I put one of them on and dance to it because it makes me feel cool

I also know most of the choreo for Luka Luka Night Fever and some snippets from other Vocaloid songs too

i too, am also just clicking on the ones that pop up. @usedtobethelegendcreator @ilovefreedelahoya @emperor-forneus

But within a half second I stood up and pinned him to a wall and got my money back

This was when I was like 10 or 11

So one time me and my mom were staying in an hotel (I was 11), and while she was in the shower I was exploring a bit. I come across a vending machine with cosmic brownies in it, so I go back to the room and d8g through my mom's wallet. I stole from my mom to get a cosmic brownie from a vending machine

Btw when I came back after stealing the last one was gone so I actually didn't end up getting my cosmic brownie

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