Ask an Oogie Boogie

(in which Oogie miraculously reappears the day before Christmas Eve) (also HI EVERYONE, it's been 8 actual years since I last posted on here and boy howdy did it look like I died from allergies)

(thanks so much, friend.  I’ll try to track some down)

(hey, if it works for allergy-related problems too, I’m all for it!  Thanks for the recommendation, friend!)

(in which Jack realizes just how low on the totem pole he is)

(in which Oogie discovers that borrowing YouTuber clothes is never a good idea if you’re not prepared)

(in which Oogie encourages handouts)

(in which Oogie gives lots of interior decor wisdom)

You got beaten up by children you say?– NOT ON MY WATCH!!!!!

(in which Oogie gets double-teamed and the candy and violence rains)

(in which Oogie reveals inner validation problems)

(in which Oogie extols the virtues of Steven Spielberg’s dinosaur opus)

(in which @wildspirit329 sparks more discord between the boys)

(in which Oogie takes advantage of the opportunity to make a naughty pun)

(in which @andy-squirrel elicits a discussion about the semantics of wishing others happiness creatively on holidays)

(in which Oogie gives his hot tips for authenticity in costuming)

(in which Oogie muses on the difficulties of the lack of hands on Halloween decorating)