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@ask-woods
Woods here, Marshall said I need something to keep me off his ass and busy since I’m stuck in this goddamned chair. I’ve already seen a few familiar faces on here, so why not try it out, yeah?
Ask me shit, and I’ll pull an answer outta my ass that sounds clever enough. Wouldn’t be surprised if the bastard goes through these for my next psych eval, so let’s give him one helluva show.
Most importantly, keep it interesting, Black Ops.
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OPEN RP. BEACH EVENT THING HOORAY
It had taken six hours of meticulous planning for Suki to realise that, really, there was no organising something like this- a beach trip with the amount of people she'd invited, all wildly different. So she'd sent out a date, time, and location, (and a request to only bring small weapons please, she could not handle more bloodshed than absolutely necessary) and let God do the rest.
She sat now on this beach (blissfully empty, for now) wrapped in a cardigan, waiting for the absolute chaos she had brought upon herself to begin.
Ok ok so this is an OPEN RP thingamajig. I wanted to do a summer event thing and the general population voted beach trip so here we are!! Anyone, and I mean ANYONE can join, just don't start a fight (ooc) etc etc.
Anyway yeah go crazy
He arrived only when the sun was still high, but not glaring, in a rusty old truck he’d somehow managed to drive through the bumpy, poorly managed roads.
All he’d brought with him were a pair of swim trunks he was already wearing when he arrived, a faded dusty green color, some sunglasses, and a small towel.
Frank Woods was not a fan of water, the only times he’d been in the ocean were on trips where David had forced him in, and if he didn’t have to go in today, he wouldn’t.
It only took him about five minutes to find a beach chair, something permanently installed by locals, before he stretched out on it, looking nearly blissfully asleep except for the mean sunburn that would probably find its way onto his tattooed, scarred, pockmarked skin.
Suki, polite to everyone but him, didn't greet him- in fact, she remained uncharacteristically quiet until he settled, when she pulled a beach ball seemingly out of nowhere and launched it at his head.
"Glad you made it, old man," she called.
He grinned as he swatted the beach ball away, sliding his sunglasses down just enough to see Suki without the dark lenses affecting his perception of her.
“Fuckin’ barely, it’s a miracle I didn’t break down on those shitty roads. Enough potholes for a family o’ prairie dogs to take root.” He grumbled, though his usual negativity seemed less prevalent today as he shifted his legs gingerly, brushing some of his overgrown hair out of his face.
A hint of red had already crept its way up his chest, and he’d probably be regretting not bringing sunscreen in a few hours.
"Oh, shut up, you grumpy old sod." Suki said it with great affection, pulling suncream from her bag and launching that at him too. "Put this on, granddad- you'll roast."
This time, it clocked him near directly on the forehead, and he grumbled about it, but reluctantly put the bare minimum of sunscreen on himself.
He didn’t seem happy about it.
Adler finally decided to make his appearance. He was the only one who didn't look strange with sunglasses- in fact, anyone might have struggled to recognise him without them, if not for the scar.
He made his way down, cigarette trapped between his teeth, barely paying any attention to Suki and instead directing his well-planned first words to Woods.
"Burnin' up already? Would've thought Vietnam made you tougher than that, Frank." The words mumbled around the cigarette as he held up a lighter to light it. He was smiling, ever so slightly.
He waved his hands dismissively, leaning back against the chair.
“You were red as a mad hen back in ‘Nam, don’t be giving me shit, Russ’.” Woods grumbled, a grin tugging at his lips as he pulled his own box of cigarettes from some hidden pocket in his swim trunks, leaning the cigarette forward, as if asking for a light.
He hadn’t brought his own lighter, almost as if he’d expected Adler to show up.
OPEN RP. BEACH EVENT THING HOORAY
It had taken six hours of meticulous planning for Suki to realise that, really, there was no organising something like this- a beach trip with the amount of people she'd invited, all wildly different. So she'd sent out a date, time, and location, (and a request to only bring small weapons please, she could not handle more bloodshed than absolutely necessary) and let God do the rest.
She sat now on this beach (blissfully empty, for now) wrapped in a cardigan, waiting for the absolute chaos she had brought upon herself to begin.
Ok ok so this is an OPEN RP thingamajig. I wanted to do a summer event thing and the general population voted beach trip so here we are!! Anyone, and I mean ANYONE can join, just don't start a fight (ooc) etc etc.
Anyway yeah go crazy
He arrived only when the sun was still high, but not glaring, in a rusty old truck he’d somehow managed to drive through the bumpy, poorly managed roads.
All he’d brought with him were a pair of swim trunks he was already wearing when he arrived, a faded dusty green color, some sunglasses, and a small towel.
Frank Woods was not a fan of water, the only times he’d been in the ocean were on trips where David had forced him in, and if he didn’t have to go in today, he wouldn’t.
It only took him about five minutes to find a beach chair, something permanently installed by locals, before he stretched out on it, looking nearly blissfully asleep except for the mean sunburn that would probably find its way onto his tattooed, scarred, pockmarked skin.
Suki, polite to everyone but him, didn't greet him- in fact, she remained uncharacteristically quiet until he settled, when she pulled a beach ball seemingly out of nowhere and launched it at his head.
"Glad you made it, old man," she called.
He grinned as he swatted the beach ball away, sliding his sunglasses down just enough to see Suki without the dark lenses affecting his perception of her.
“Fuckin’ barely, it’s a miracle I didn’t break down on those shitty roads. Enough potholes for a family o’ prairie dogs to take root.” He grumbled, though his usual negativity seemed less prevalent today as he shifted his legs gingerly, brushing some of his overgrown hair out of his face.
A hint of red had already crept its way up his chest, and he’d probably be regretting not bringing sunscreen in a few hours.
"Oh, shut up, you grumpy old sod." Suki said it with great affection, pulling suncream from her bag and launching that at him too. "Put this on, granddad- you'll roast."
This time, it clocked him near directly on the forehead, and he grumbled about it, but reluctantly put the bare minimum of sunscreen on himself.
He didn’t seem happy about it.
OPEN RP. BEACH EVENT THING HOORAY
It had taken six hours of meticulous planning for Suki to realise that, really, there was no organising something like this- a beach trip with the amount of people she'd invited, all wildly different. So she'd sent out a date, time, and location, (and a request to only bring small weapons please, she could not handle more bloodshed than absolutely necessary) and let God do the rest.
She sat now on this beach (blissfully empty, for now) wrapped in a cardigan, waiting for the absolute chaos she had brought upon herself to begin.
Ok ok so this is an OPEN RP thingamajig. I wanted to do a summer event thing and the general population voted beach trip so here we are!! Anyone, and I mean ANYONE can join, just don't start a fight (ooc) etc etc.
Anyway yeah go crazy
He arrived only when the sun was still high, but not glaring, in a rusty old truck he’d somehow managed to drive through the bumpy, poorly managed roads.
All he’d brought with him were a pair of swim trunks he was already wearing when he arrived, a faded dusty green color, some sunglasses, and a small towel.
Frank Woods was not a fan of water, the only times he’d been in the ocean were on trips where David had forced him in, and if he didn’t have to go in today, he wouldn’t.
It only took him about five minutes to find a beach chair, something permanently installed by locals, before he stretched out on it, looking nearly blissfully asleep except for the mean sunburn that would probably find its way onto his tattooed, scarred, pockmarked skin.
Andrei already found himself crawling and finding Woods, the usual whenever things were going horrendous at these public events. He was planning on talking the poor man's ear off, but found him asleep and burning in the sun already. He quickly went and grabbed a bottle of sunscreen and returned, carefully slathering the old man in the sunscreen so that he wouldn't completely burn up in the sun. He crossed his fingers and hoped he wouldn't wake up, obviously. Would be an awkward thing to explain why he was applying sunscreen to a very asleep Woods.
Per usual, luck wasn’t on Andrei’s side.
He grumbled awake, cracking his eyes open and giving the smallest yawn, though he didn’t seem tired or groggy, as if he’d hardly been asleep in the first place.
Woods didn’t seem too bothered by the fact that someone was slathering sunscreen on him, he only grunted and offered a quiet, steady,
“Hey, kid.”
OPEN RP. BEACH EVENT THING HOORAY
It had taken six hours of meticulous planning for Suki to realise that, really, there was no organising something like this- a beach trip with the amount of people she'd invited, all wildly different. So she'd sent out a date, time, and location, (and a request to only bring small weapons please, she could not handle more bloodshed than absolutely necessary) and let God do the rest.
She sat now on this beach (blissfully empty, for now) wrapped in a cardigan, waiting for the absolute chaos she had brought upon herself to begin.
Ok ok so this is an OPEN RP thingamajig. I wanted to do a summer event thing and the general population voted beach trip so here we are!! Anyone, and I mean ANYONE can join, just don't start a fight (ooc) etc etc.
Anyway yeah go crazy
He arrived only when the sun was still high, but not glaring, in a rusty old truck he’d somehow managed to drive through the bumpy, poorly managed roads.
All he’d brought with him were a pair of swim trunks he was already wearing when he arrived, a faded dusty green color, some sunglasses, and a small towel.
Frank Woods was not a fan of water, the only times he’d been in the ocean were on trips where David had forced him in, and if he didn’t have to go in today, he wouldn’t.
It only took him about five minutes to find a beach chair, something permanently installed by locals, before he stretched out on it, looking nearly blissfully asleep except for the mean sunburn that would probably find its way onto his tattooed, scarred, pockmarked skin.
Suki, polite to everyone but him, didn't greet him- in fact, she remained uncharacteristically quiet until he settled, when she pulled a beach ball seemingly out of nowhere and launched it at his head.
"Glad you made it, old man," she called.
He grinned as he swatted the beach ball away, sliding his sunglasses down just enough to see Suki without the dark lenses affecting his perception of her.
“Fuckin’ barely, it’s a miracle I didn’t break down on those shitty roads. Enough potholes for a family o’ prairie dogs to take root.” He grumbled, though his usual negativity seemed less prevalent today as he shifted his legs gingerly, brushing some of his overgrown hair out of his face.
A hint of red had already crept its way up his chest, and he’d probably be regretting not bringing sunscreen in a few hours.
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Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
Barry?
Adam?
Can you believe this is happening?
I can't.
I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
You got lint on your fuzz.
Ow! That's me!
Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
Hey, Adam.
Hey, Barry.
Is that fuzz gel?
A little. Special day, graduation.
Never thought I'd make it.
Three days grade school, three days high school.
Those were awkward.
Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive.
You did come back different.
Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
Hear about Frankie?
Yeah.
You going to the funeral?
No, I'm not going.
Everybody knows, sting someone, you die.
Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.
I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.
I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day.
That's why we don't need vacations.
Boy, quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances.
Well, Adam, today we are men.
We are!
Bee-men.
I ain’t no shrink but you’ve got something wrong up there.
Hey, did you know there are wild boar around here?? They're pretty tasty roasted, or in stew.
Ignore the blood I'll clean it up, i swear
On an unrelated note, did you know boars can swim?? I learned that today. It was not fun.
Since when can those fuckers swim? I’ve heard ‘em at night, nothing more than that.
Do me a favor and don’t get mauled, kid.
No, cause like imagine we all get eaten by a blackhole.. so scary
Nah, I’d win.
Woah, Woods, I didn’t know you were in York
Piss off. I’d never be in Britain.
Gangsta
Do I look like I get period cramps?
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It’s you as a flower.
(And me)
Fuck off, that shit isn’t even rainbow.
Mmmm fire
Don’t burn yourself, kid.
Jarvis, increase Woods’s blood alcohol content by 100%
Sounds like a goddamn dream.
why
Fuck if I know
+ After a couple of months of Jester just disappearing he came back to the house, but alas he couldn't find a open door nor window so what did he do?
+ He yowled right outside the front door. Jesters fur was matted due to how long he was outside, he did bring back a bird though.
Wheeling over to it, Woods reluctantly let the cat in, grumbling at the state of its fur.
He used his foot to knock the bird from the cat’s mouth. It would be a cold day in hell before that came in.
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Sending this was an option, by the way. Fucking freak.
Yooo I found this outside a certain someone’s safe house (welcome to Nicaragua)
(Not acc there dw, dw)
Or am I 😈 heheheheh
Can’t even read the damn sign.
