"I ain't lookin for trouble."

Sir please you don't know in what site he's in-

do you know what the SCP foundation is

HEY UH HELP UPDIKE IS DYING FUNSIZED WHITTY AND CAROL ARE TRYING TO HELP HIM BUT THEY'RE PROBABLY GOING TO DIE. Oh also welcome back.

Hey um if I told you an important location but clarified that you shouldn’t go, would you listen?

They stretched a bit, their bones crunching like gotdamn glowsticks. "Fair enough fair enough." "I got into a few more Shenanigans while you were gone, got stuck in a void for like four days, spent like three of those days just kinda singing." They went back to scratching at the injuries over their one eye, they weren't all completely fresh but they weren't fully healed either. "It's nice to see you again." -{:

"No problem man, as a few anons said this is a bit of a not so good time but almost all the time is a not so good time so eh." There was the slightest bit of lime green in the red glow coming from their eye as they picked at a few injuries on their face. "So, how've you been?" -{:

"Oh hey, welcome back Whitshit." -{:

Whitty, you missed a ton of sh--

Glad the "Humina fucking humina" made y'all laugh. /g -{:🐝

Woahwoahwoah calm down man, your fuse is going humina fucking humina back there.

that was bad timing.

Ayyo, he's back!

Yooo! Welcome back! And I'm sorry for what happened. I hope you have a nice day! - cloudy scientist mod

mornin' sleepy-head