Kill-Bot

“Die.”

“Why would Vraxx want to remove the Internet? And why would he ask for a limb in exchange for it? What kind of stupid trick question is this?”

“Walk it off, you dumb clod.”

“....Occasionally.”

“I’m tracking your IP address as we speak so I can go and kick your ass into the thermosphere so hard that you will be nothing but ice-tinged dust when you fall back down to earth.”

“Who?”

“Nope, there are absolutely no downsides whatsoever. I’m more perfect that any of you humans could ever dream of being!”

“Wow. I sure feel sorry for her.”

“…What????????”

“Ugh, Ember, definitely. She’s the absolute worst. It’s not even that she’s difficult to fight against, she doesn’t have any skill or talent. All she does is ride around on her dirty wolf like a stupid maniac. What more can you expect from some ragtag elf who spent her life eating sticks in the woods?”

“What does a fast-food place have to do with hedgehogs? I can’t even eat, so how do you expect me to answer that? Idiot.”

“Of course I know everything. I have unlimited internet access and I can fact-check anything at any time in mere milliseconds!”