The host welcomes you

*He ruffles his hair* How are you? I hope everything is well.

The host is doing well, how is Red doing?

I've been okay, trying to take it easy and all that. Catching up with blue and Yancy.

That is good. How is Red healing?

It's been a bit slow but my stitches have been coming along nicely. How have you and Author been? How are your eyes?

The host and the author have been well. What does Red mean by that? Does he mean the host's eye sockets or...?

Yes I mean your eye sockets bug, I don't think it'd be good if you spontaneously sprouted eye balls.

The host just had to make sure. The host's eye sockets are the same as always, he supposes. The warm weather is a little annoying since it makes his bandages uncomfortable but the host is used to it by this point.

Oh yeah that must not feel nice. Maybe lotion can help? I'm just glad you're doing okay anyway, I've missed you bug.

Hm, maybe. The host has not tried that. The host has missed Red also. Has Red been up to anything interesting recently?

Not really, I mean. I have a new boyfriend I guess, if that's interesting. But I've been trying to take it easy.

That is fair. The host was about to make some tea, would Red like a cup? Or the author bought coffee recently if Red would prefer that.

hm...tea please, earl grey. French. *Suddenly Red picks up The Host bridle style*

*He yelps in surprise and grips Red's shoulders.* What is Red doing?

Nothing, just wanted to pick you up! *He throws him up a bit, then catches him again with a chuckle* You're so light! Have you been eating?

The host has been eating, yes. Has Red always been this strong?

not really, I'm usually weaker but I sometimes take a strength potion from Shadow for fun. How does it feel? You want to be let down or are you okay?

The host is... a little worried, if he is honest but he trusts Red.

Ah okay, I'll let you down then. *He sets him down and ruffles his hair* There you go. How's the reading going? You listened to anything new recently?

The host has been enjoying short stories recently, it is fascinating how they can tell a full story in such little time.

How that's nice. What genre are they?

The host enjoys mystery short stories the most. He also read The Lottey recently, that was an interesting one. *He fills the kettle with water and turns it on to make tea.*

Hm, what happened in it? And I see you've started to put some more green in the house, how come?

Thank you.....wait a second. Is it the one where they sacrifice someone every year, and whoever gets the black dot is next?

Yes, that is the one. Has Red read it before?

I've heard of it, someone compared it to the story of the minotaur once in a conversation.

That is an interesting comparison to make, the host does not know whether he would've made such a connection. The host recommends the story, though.

I'll try to read it sometime then. *He sips his tea* Oh, I like this. You did good, anyway, how have the cats been?

The cats enjoy having someone new around, the author was a little cautious at first but now he adores their company. It is rather adorable, if the host is honest.

Aww, it's nice to know Author won't be so lonely now. This may come out of nowhere but, can I hug you?

Of course, the host always welcomes a hug. *He opens his arms.* If the host may ask, though, is Red alright? Is there a reason he would like a hug or is it simply because the host is his favourite child?

*Red snorts while rolling his eyes* You are Not my favorite....and uh, some stuff came up and I could just really use one right now. *He collapses into his arms, letting out a tired sigh and holding onto his back*

*He holds Red close.* The host is here for Red.

Thank you bug. You're the best. *Red smiles and hides his face into the Host's shoulder*

*He gently pats Red's back.* The host does not know about that. Does Red want to talk about what happened or does he just want comfort?

*he sighs, he was gonna have to talk about it eventually.* It's just...The book changed everything for me and blue... it said that what I remember never happened and some things I did weren't real and it's all a lot right now. For me it's been six weeks since I've seen it but apparently it's been a week and I don't even remember it...

That must have been difficult for Red to hear. The host is here for Red, for as long as he needs him. The host hopes things get better for Red.

Thanks Bug, I'm just so tired now. I can't trust myself to remember things and it feels like it's been months when it's only been a few days....I feel like I'm losing it.

Red is not losing it. Red has just had a difficult time recently and that is alright.

*Sigh* Maybe you're right....but I have to take care of everyone and you know that.

Red does not have to take care of everyone, everyone else will be fine if Red takes some time for himself.

no, I can't. You know I'm the one who keeps everything together I have to make sure everything stays running.

Red does not need to push himself like that all the time, it is not good for him. The host promises Red that everything will be fine, Red does not need to do everything alone.

Are...are you sure bugs? Is okay if I have a nap?

Of course. Would Red like company or shall the host clean up a little while Red sleeps?

Can...this is stupid but can I hold you? While I sleep? It feels nice...

..The host would like that. *He gets out a blanket and holds it out to Red.*

*Red takes it and takes off his shoes before pulling Host over to the couch, taking their tea to the coffee table and laying down with open arms for host* Come here bug.

*He lays down on the sofa next to Red and curls up in his arms.*

*Red moves him to lay on his chest and kisses his head* My little baby...

The host loves Red. But he should go to sleep.

Yeah...*He yawns as he shuts his eyes* Goodnight bug.

Goodnight Red. *He yawns as he speaks, making it slightly difficult to understand him.*

*With that, Red falls asleep and keeps host in a tight hold until later that next morning*

*When Red wakes up, he sees the host fumbling around the kitchen, somehow he's managed to make pancakes and is currently pouring a glass of orange juice.*

Smells good bugs....how the hell did you make that though?

Luck, a little bit of trial and error and the ability of cursed narration. What would Red like to drink?

Fanta or coffee is fine, I need something to wake me up, hey uh, you don't happen to know how to take care of a werewolf; would you?

Red can start eating if he wants, before the food gets cold. *He busies himself with making a cup of coffee while he ponders this question.* No, the host does not know. *As he says this, the author enters the room.* The host believes the author might know, though.

oh morning bee, *he gets up and starts to eat at the table* Bee, you wouldn't know how to take care of a werewolf wouldn you?

Morning. *His hair is all messed up as he sits down next to Red.* Yeah, actually. Why? *The host places a cup of coffee in front of Red and sits down on his other side to eat.*

*He ruffles his hair with a chuckle* Well I'm hosting one at my place and was wondering what you'd recommend?

Keep them fed, keep them happy and, when the full moon comes around, keep them out of your house.

Thst seems...way too easy, are you sure?

Yeah, werewolves are pretty low maintenance. My brother's a werewolf, actually. Not host, of course, my birth brother. Haven't seen him in years, he and his husband moved abroad to look for a cure

*Red laughs as his head tips back* Why is everyone here so FRUITY???

*The author laughs.* We travel in packs like wolves.

*he groans and hides his face into his palms* I hate you! That was so bad!!!

Rude. *The author fake pouts as the host just smiles.* I thought you loved me, Red.

*Red rolls his eyes* Oh you know Host is my favorite

I can't believe you have favourites. No, I'm kidding. I got to have a childhood and parents, host didn't get all that.

Author that's mean- *He smacks his arm* How's the food by the way?

yeah it's great, thank you bug...*He stays quiet after that, eating while looking lost in thought*

The host is glad. What is Red thinking about?

Um....I just...it's been lonely recently and I guess I just miss having people around you know?

The host is always around to spend time with Red and he imagines others feel the same.

I know, but I just feel lonely. *Red sighs, setting down his drink and laying his head in his arms* It's...it's been so quiet...

Maybe.. Maybe it's because you don't have the book anymore. It always had a way of making things feel so loud.

Yeah...probably. it's only been two weeks but...it feels like it's been mouths. I lived fake mouths, actual time that slipped through my fingers that never happened.

*The author doesn't know what to say so he just nods. He knows the feeling but doesn't quite know how to express it to Red.*

It's been so long....I miss Blue so much. It felt forever without it. I was used to being alone but always hearing it in our house. It was so cold...

Have you seen it since you got rid of the book?

......Yeah, I have. *They avoid looking at the other two, staying quiet while he sighs sadly*

*The host stands up and starts cleaning up his plate.* Red does not have to talk about it if he does not want, but the host and the author are here if he does.

Thanks bugs, um...it's just I feel like I'm a burden to it now, you know? It's told me again and again that I'm not but I feel like I'm just dragging it down with me.

Red, you're not a burden. And I imagine Google feels the same way. You might not believe it but its true.

I know, I know. But at the same time, I can't help but feel like there's something nagging me that it's not true. Not the book but...I guess it's just me. *Sigh* Sorry, I know this is...sad, to look at.

Hey, you went through something pretty shitty. You're not gonna be your best at the moment but we're here for you anyway. Want a hug? *He opens his arms.* You look like you need it.

Ye-yeah, I'd love one actually...*Red sits up as his back cracks in response. He sighs and falls into Author's hug*

*He just holds Red close, rubbing soothing motions into his back.*

Thanks kiddo. *Red pulls host into the hug as well with a small smile* Come here you goober.

*The host lets himself be pulled into the hug.* The host loves Red, he hopes Red knows that.

Yeah I know bugs. *He kisses both of their heads* I love my boys very much. *He let's go of the hug, reluctantly and smiles. Looking over them with fondness before getting up from his seat and opening the front door....I wonder what he's doing*

*The pair look over to where Red is standing in confusion.* What are you up to, Red?

*Red picks up a red copperhead snake and brings it inside* She was hungry.

Oh, is that Rosie? The host wonders if they have anything for her.

I think we some small birds out in the backyard for her. Do you guys have a bowl I can borrow for water? *As he says that, Rosy trys to bite his hand a second before he moves it away* Easy, we'll get you food in a second.

Yeah, I'll get it. *The author looks through a cabinet for a moment before holding out a bowl.* Want me to fill it up for you?

Yes please, that'd be wonderful. *Red walks to the backyard, there's a small area where mice have been jumping around so he let's the snake go around there to hunt*

*He fills the bowl with water and brings it outside to Red, avoiding the cats as he does so, who seem to think he's going to feed them.*

*The snake comes back to red, now with a full belly as it slowly curls into his hands* Thank you bee.

No problem. *The author gestures to the snake.* She's cute, is she yours?

Not really, she lives in the woods near the rivers. I sometimes help her shed or bath. She normally like to use me as a walking heater though. *Red let's Rosy bath in the bowl of water, to which she occasionally takes a drink of the water.*

That's so cute, actually. My brother's scared of snakes.

Your brother as in host? Or Your actual brother? And do you want to hold her?

Not the host, my biological brother. It's pretty funny, this massive guy, built like a pro wrestler scared of a little snake. ..Yeah, can I hold her?

Heh, you must have been his hero when it came to snakes I assume. Yeah you can hold her. Just be careful, she still feral so she isn't used to humans. *Red gently hands her to them* She'll start to wrap around your fingers and wrists to get a hold of herself so don't panic.

*The author gently holds the snake, looking down at her with a caring smile on his face.* Yeah, it happened way too often, honestly. He'd never try to hurt them, though. He always just got me to take them outside. He's one of the kindest, most caring people I've ever met.

Reminds me of you in a way.....*Red ruffles his hair* I uh....I spoke with blue...and I think its now convinced everything isn't real anymore....

I don't know about that, but thanks. Huh. That's... interesting to say the least. Fascinating how something so logical like an android can believe something as illogical as that.

Eh, to be honest I made it freak out a bit so I'm pretty sure it's mainframe is a bit scrambled at the moment. On the upside, that wedding might actually start getting planned now.

That's... not good. I didn't know you were engaged, congrats.

Don't worry to much, in the end it ended up being okay but yeah, I have been for awhile but everything had to take a backseat for awhile. Funnily enough when I came back I found the house to be a complete mess, since it always was with me or another owner doing stuff for them it never really had time to do stuff on its own if it was trying to kill humanity that is.

Huh, that's good. *He smiles down at Rosy, gently petting her but keeping an eye out in case she didn't like it.*

Heh, yeah. *Red ruffles his hair again before pressing a kiss to his head* come on bee, we should head inside, let Rosy go. I'm sure she'll find a tree to climb.

Okay. *He sets Rosy down and she slithers away into the grass.* I bet host is wondering why we've been gone so long.

Yeah we should go back inside....do you um....never mind. Let's just go back in.

*He looks at Red curiously.* Do I...?

How would you feel about being the ring bearer for my wedding?

Huh? *He's a little surprised but he smiles.* Yeah, I'd love that.

really? I understand if it's too much or anything but since I wanted Host to be the best man I felt it only fair. And uh, don't tell host this but I plan on getting him something, would you recommend anything?

No, I- I'd be honoured. ...I have no idea what you should get him, though. He doesn't really ask for much, you know? Sorry I'm not much help.

Ah it's alright now- *Red starts to spirit for the back door* RACE YOU!!!

Hey- no fair! *He chases after Red, back towards the door.*

*Red Burts through the backdoor, crashing into host and knocking him over in the process, taking advantage of the situation Red starts to tickle the life out of the poor boy* HA!!

*He knew Red was going to knock him over, thanks to his narrations, but he didn't know Red would tickle him. He tries to wriggle out of Red's grasp, laughing helplessly.* P-please. The host...the host asks that Red stops.

*Red giggles and keeps going for a few more moments before stopping and picking him up* Alright bug, how you feeling?

The host is fine, other than being ambushed by Red. *He glares at Red as best he can but its clear there's no heat behind it.* How comes Red and the author were outside for so long?

Uh, just lost track of time *Red sits on the couch, shifting so host sits on his lap as the cats hop onto the couch as well, rubbing against host hands for pets* Hehe, oh I actually wanted to ask. Would you like to be my best man? Also, side note, how can you glare when you have no eyes-

Is Red sure that he wants the host as his best man? The host would be honoured. *He grins.* It is a skill. The host spent a long time trying to perfect his glare. It is not usually as effective when someone does not have eyes.

Yes I'm sure kiddo, you're my son after all. Honestly that glare is a little terrifying, *He chuckles and ruffles his hair* Why- if I didn't know you I would be shaking in my boots!

...The host now feels as though Red is exaggerating.

*He ruffles his hair* How are you? I hope everything is well.

The host is doing well, how is Red doing?

I've been okay, trying to take it easy and all that. Catching up with blue and Yancy.

That is good. How is Red healing?

It's been a bit slow but my stitches have been coming along nicely. How have you and Author been? How are your eyes?

The host and the author have been well. What does Red mean by that? Does he mean the host's eye sockets or...?

Yes I mean your eye sockets bug, I don't think it'd be good if you spontaneously sprouted eye balls.

The host just had to make sure. The host's eye sockets are the same as always, he supposes. The warm weather is a little annoying since it makes his bandages uncomfortable but the host is used to it by this point.

Oh yeah that must not feel nice. Maybe lotion can help? I'm just glad you're doing okay anyway, I've missed you bug.

Hm, maybe. The host has not tried that. The host has missed Red also. Has Red been up to anything interesting recently?

Not really, I mean. I have a new boyfriend I guess, if that's interesting. But I've been trying to take it easy.

That is fair. The host was about to make some tea, would Red like a cup? Or the author bought coffee recently if Red would prefer that.

hm...tea please, earl grey. French. *Suddenly Red picks up The Host bridle style*

*He yelps in surprise and grips Red's shoulders.* What is Red doing?

Nothing, just wanted to pick you up! *He throws him up a bit, then catches him again with a chuckle* You're so light! Have you been eating?

The host has been eating, yes. Has Red always been this strong?

not really, I'm usually weaker but I sometimes take a strength potion from Shadow for fun. How does it feel? You want to be let down or are you okay?

The host is... a little worried, if he is honest but he trusts Red.

Ah okay, I'll let you down then. *He sets him down and ruffles his hair* There you go. How's the reading going? You listened to anything new recently?

The host has been enjoying short stories recently, it is fascinating how they can tell a full story in such little time.

How that's nice. What genre are they?

The host enjoys mystery short stories the most. He also read The Lottey recently, that was an interesting one. *He fills the kettle with water and turns it on to make tea.*

Hm, what happened in it? And I see you've started to put some more green in the house, how come?

Thank you.....wait a second. Is it the one where they sacrifice someone every year, and whoever gets the black dot is next?

Yes, that is the one. Has Red read it before?

I've heard of it, someone compared it to the story of the minotaur once in a conversation.

That is an interesting comparison to make, the host does not know whether he would've made such a connection. The host recommends the story, though.

I'll try to read it sometime then. *He sips his tea* Oh, I like this. You did good, anyway, how have the cats been?

The cats enjoy having someone new around, the author was a little cautious at first but now he adores their company. It is rather adorable, if the host is honest.

Aww, it's nice to know Author won't be so lonely now. This may come out of nowhere but, can I hug you?

Of course, the host always welcomes a hug. *He opens his arms.* If the host may ask, though, is Red alright? Is there a reason he would like a hug or is it simply because the host is his favourite child?

*Red snorts while rolling his eyes* You are Not my favorite....and uh, some stuff came up and I could just really use one right now. *He collapses into his arms, letting out a tired sigh and holding onto his back*

*He holds Red close.* The host is here for Red.

Thank you bug. You're the best. *Red smiles and hides his face into the Host's shoulder*

*He gently pats Red's back.* The host does not know about that. Does Red want to talk about what happened or does he just want comfort?

*he sighs, he was gonna have to talk about it eventually.* It's just...The book changed everything for me and blue... it said that what I remember never happened and some things I did weren't real and it's all a lot right now. For me it's been six weeks since I've seen it but apparently it's been a week and I don't even remember it...

That must have been difficult for Red to hear. The host is here for Red, for as long as he needs him. The host hopes things get better for Red.

Thanks Bug, I'm just so tired now. I can't trust myself to remember things and it feels like it's been months when it's only been a few days....I feel like I'm losing it.

Red is not losing it. Red has just had a difficult time recently and that is alright.

*Sigh* Maybe you're right....but I have to take care of everyone and you know that.

Red does not have to take care of everyone, everyone else will be fine if Red takes some time for himself.

no, I can't. You know I'm the one who keeps everything together I have to make sure everything stays running.

Red does not need to push himself like that all the time, it is not good for him. The host promises Red that everything will be fine, Red does not need to do everything alone.

Are...are you sure bugs? Is okay if I have a nap?

Of course. Would Red like company or shall the host clean up a little while Red sleeps?

Can...this is stupid but can I hold you? While I sleep? It feels nice...

..The host would like that. *He gets out a blanket and holds it out to Red.*

*Red takes it and takes off his shoes before pulling Host over to the couch, taking their tea to the coffee table and laying down with open arms for host* Come here bug.

*He lays down on the sofa next to Red and curls up in his arms.*

*Red moves him to lay on his chest and kisses his head* My little baby...

The host loves Red. But he should go to sleep.

Yeah...*He yawns as he shuts his eyes* Goodnight bug.

Goodnight Red. *He yawns as he speaks, making it slightly difficult to understand him.*

*With that, Red falls asleep and keeps host in a tight hold until later that next morning*

*When Red wakes up, he sees the host fumbling around the kitchen, somehow he's managed to make pancakes and is currently pouring a glass of orange juice.*

Smells good bugs....how the hell did you make that though?

Luck, a little bit of trial and error and the ability of cursed narration. What would Red like to drink?

Fanta or coffee is fine, I need something to wake me up, hey uh, you don't happen to know how to take care of a werewolf; would you?

Red can start eating if he wants, before the food gets cold. *He busies himself with making a cup of coffee while he ponders this question.* No, the host does not know. *As he says this, the author enters the room.* The host believes the author might know, though.

oh morning bee, *he gets up and starts to eat at the table* Bee, you wouldn't know how to take care of a werewolf wouldn you?

Morning. *His hair is all messed up as he sits down next to Red.* Yeah, actually. Why? *The host places a cup of coffee in front of Red and sits down on his other side to eat.*

*He ruffles his hair with a chuckle* Well I'm hosting one at my place and was wondering what you'd recommend?

Keep them fed, keep them happy and, when the full moon comes around, keep them out of your house.

Thst seems...way too easy, are you sure?

Yeah, werewolves are pretty low maintenance. My brother's a werewolf, actually. Not host, of course, my birth brother. Haven't seen him in years, he and his husband moved abroad to look for a cure

*Red laughs as his head tips back* Why is everyone here so FRUITY???

*The author laughs.* We travel in packs like wolves.

*he groans and hides his face into his palms* I hate you! That was so bad!!!

Rude. *The author fake pouts as the host just smiles.* I thought you loved me, Red.

*Red rolls his eyes* Oh you know Host is my favorite

I can't believe you have favourites. No, I'm kidding. I got to have a childhood and parents, host didn't get all that.

Author that's mean- *He smacks his arm* How's the food by the way?

yeah it's great, thank you bug...*He stays quiet after that, eating while looking lost in thought*

The host is glad. What is Red thinking about?

Um....I just...it's been lonely recently and I guess I just miss having people around you know?

The host is always around to spend time with Red and he imagines others feel the same.

I know, but I just feel lonely. *Red sighs, setting down his drink and laying his head in his arms* It's...it's been so quiet...

Maybe.. Maybe it's because you don't have the book anymore. It always had a way of making things feel so loud.

Yeah...probably. it's only been two weeks but...it feels like it's been mouths. I lived fake mouths, actual time that slipped through my fingers that never happened.

*The author doesn't know what to say so he just nods. He knows the feeling but doesn't quite know how to express it to Red.*

It's been so long....I miss Blue so much. It felt forever without it. I was used to being alone but always hearing it in our house. It was so cold...

Have you seen it since you got rid of the book?

......Yeah, I have. *They avoid looking at the other two, staying quiet while he sighs sadly*

*The host stands up and starts cleaning up his plate.* Red does not have to talk about it if he does not want, but the host and the author are here if he does.

Thanks bugs, um...it's just I feel like I'm a burden to it now, you know? It's told me again and again that I'm not but I feel like I'm just dragging it down with me.

Red, you're not a burden. And I imagine Google feels the same way. You might not believe it but its true.

I know, I know. But at the same time, I can't help but feel like there's something nagging me that it's not true. Not the book but...I guess it's just me. *Sigh* Sorry, I know this is...sad, to look at.

Hey, you went through something pretty shitty. You're not gonna be your best at the moment but we're here for you anyway. Want a hug? *He opens his arms.* You look like you need it.

Ye-yeah, I'd love one actually...*Red sits up as his back cracks in response. He sighs and falls into Author's hug*

*He just holds Red close, rubbing soothing motions into his back.*

Thanks kiddo. *Red pulls host into the hug as well with a small smile* Come here you goober.

*The host lets himself be pulled into the hug.* The host loves Red, he hopes Red knows that.

Yeah I know bugs. *He kisses both of their heads* I love my boys very much. *He let's go of the hug, reluctantly and smiles. Looking over them with fondness before getting up from his seat and opening the front door....I wonder what he's doing*

*The pair look over to where Red is standing in confusion.* What are you up to, Red?

*Red picks up a red copperhead snake and brings it inside* She was hungry.

Oh, is that Rosie? The host wonders if they have anything for her.

I think we some small birds out in the backyard for her. Do you guys have a bowl I can borrow for water? *As he says that, Rosy trys to bite his hand a second before he moves it away* Easy, we'll get you food in a second.

Yeah, I'll get it. *The author looks through a cabinet for a moment before holding out a bowl.* Want me to fill it up for you?

Yes please, that'd be wonderful. *Red walks to the backyard, there's a small area where mice have been jumping around so he let's the snake go around there to hunt*

*He fills the bowl with water and brings it outside to Red, avoiding the cats as he does so, who seem to think he's going to feed them.*

*The snake comes back to red, now with a full belly as it slowly curls into his hands* Thank you bee.

No problem. *The author gestures to the snake.* She's cute, is she yours?

Not really, she lives in the woods near the rivers. I sometimes help her shed or bath. She normally like to use me as a walking heater though. *Red let's Rosy bath in the bowl of water, to which she occasionally takes a drink of the water.*

That's so cute, actually. My brother's scared of snakes.

Your brother as in host? Or Your actual brother? And do you want to hold her?

Not the host, my biological brother. It's pretty funny, this massive guy, built like a pro wrestler scared of a little snake. ..Yeah, can I hold her?

Heh, you must have been his hero when it came to snakes I assume. Yeah you can hold her. Just be careful, she still feral so she isn't used to humans. *Red gently hands her to them* She'll start to wrap around your fingers and wrists to get a hold of herself so don't panic.

*The author gently holds the snake, looking down at her with a caring smile on his face.* Yeah, it happened way too often, honestly. He'd never try to hurt them, though. He always just got me to take them outside. He's one of the kindest, most caring people I've ever met.

Reminds me of you in a way.....*Red ruffles his hair* I uh....I spoke with blue...and I think its now convinced everything isn't real anymore....

I don't know about that, but thanks. Huh. That's... interesting to say the least. Fascinating how something so logical like an android can believe something as illogical as that.

Eh, to be honest I made it freak out a bit so I'm pretty sure it's mainframe is a bit scrambled at the moment. On the upside, that wedding might actually start getting planned now.

That's... not good. I didn't know you were engaged, congrats.

Don't worry to much, in the end it ended up being okay but yeah, I have been for awhile but everything had to take a backseat for awhile. Funnily enough when I came back I found the house to be a complete mess, since it always was with me or another owner doing stuff for them it never really had time to do stuff on its own if it was trying to kill humanity that is.

Huh, that's good. *He smiles down at Rosy, gently petting her but keeping an eye out in case she didn't like it.*

Heh, yeah. *Red ruffles his hair again before pressing a kiss to his head* come on bee, we should head inside, let Rosy go. I'm sure she'll find a tree to climb.

Okay. *He sets Rosy down and she slithers away into the grass.* I bet host is wondering why we've been gone so long.

Yeah we should go back inside....do you um....never mind. Let's just go back in.

*He looks at Red curiously.* Do I...?

How would you feel about being the ring bearer for my wedding?

Huh? *He's a little surprised but he smiles.* Yeah, I'd love that.

really? I understand if it's too much or anything but since I wanted Host to be the best man I felt it only fair. And uh, don't tell host this but I plan on getting him something, would you recommend anything?

No, I- I'd be honoured. ...I have no idea what you should get him, though. He doesn't really ask for much, you know? Sorry I'm not much help.

Ah it's alright now- *Red starts to spirit for the back door* RACE YOU!!!

Hey- no fair! *He chases after Red, back towards the door.*

*Red Burts through the backdoor, crashing into host and knocking him over in the process, taking advantage of the situation Red starts to tickle the life out of the poor boy* HA!!

*He knew Red was going to knock him over, thanks to his narrations, but he didn't know Red would tickle him. He tries to wriggle out of Red's grasp, laughing helplessly.* P-please. The host...the host asks that Red stops.

*Red giggles and keeps going for a few more moments before stopping and picking him up* Alright bug, how you feeling?

The host is fine, other than being ambushed by Red. *He glares at Red as best he can but its clear there's no heat behind it.* How comes Red and the author were outside for so long?

Uh, just lost track of time *Red sits on the couch, shifting so host sits on his lap as the cats hop onto the couch as well, rubbing against host hands for pets* Hehe, oh I actually wanted to ask. Would you like to be my best man? Also, side note, how can you glare when you have no eyes-

Is Red sure that he wants the host as his best man? The host would be honoured. *He grins.* It is a skill. The host spent a long time trying to perfect his glare. It is not usually as effective when someone does not have eyes.

*He ruffles his hair* How are you? I hope everything is well.

The host is doing well, how is Red doing?

I've been okay, trying to take it easy and all that. Catching up with blue and Yancy.

That is good. How is Red healing?

It's been a bit slow but my stitches have been coming along nicely. How have you and Author been? How are your eyes?

The host and the author have been well. What does Red mean by that? Does he mean the host's eye sockets or...?

Yes I mean your eye sockets bug, I don't think it'd be good if you spontaneously sprouted eye balls.

The host just had to make sure. The host's eye sockets are the same as always, he supposes. The warm weather is a little annoying since it makes his bandages uncomfortable but the host is used to it by this point.

Oh yeah that must not feel nice. Maybe lotion can help? I'm just glad you're doing okay anyway, I've missed you bug.

Hm, maybe. The host has not tried that. The host has missed Red also. Has Red been up to anything interesting recently?

Not really, I mean. I have a new boyfriend I guess, if that's interesting. But I've been trying to take it easy.

That is fair. The host was about to make some tea, would Red like a cup? Or the author bought coffee recently if Red would prefer that.

hm...tea please, earl grey. French. *Suddenly Red picks up The Host bridle style*

*He yelps in surprise and grips Red's shoulders.* What is Red doing?

Nothing, just wanted to pick you up! *He throws him up a bit, then catches him again with a chuckle* You're so light! Have you been eating?

The host has been eating, yes. Has Red always been this strong?

not really, I'm usually weaker but I sometimes take a strength potion from Shadow for fun. How does it feel? You want to be let down or are you okay?

The host is... a little worried, if he is honest but he trusts Red.

Ah okay, I'll let you down then. *He sets him down and ruffles his hair* There you go. How's the reading going? You listened to anything new recently?

The host has been enjoying short stories recently, it is fascinating how they can tell a full story in such little time.

How that's nice. What genre are they?

The host enjoys mystery short stories the most. He also read The Lottey recently, that was an interesting one. *He fills the kettle with water and turns it on to make tea.*

Hm, what happened in it? And I see you've started to put some more green in the house, how come?

Thank you.....wait a second. Is it the one where they sacrifice someone every year, and whoever gets the black dot is next?

Yes, that is the one. Has Red read it before?

I've heard of it, someone compared it to the story of the minotaur once in a conversation.

That is an interesting comparison to make, the host does not know whether he would've made such a connection. The host recommends the story, though.

I'll try to read it sometime then. *He sips his tea* Oh, I like this. You did good, anyway, how have the cats been?

The cats enjoy having someone new around, the author was a little cautious at first but now he adores their company. It is rather adorable, if the host is honest.

Aww, it's nice to know Author won't be so lonely now. This may come out of nowhere but, can I hug you?

Of course, the host always welcomes a hug. *He opens his arms.* If the host may ask, though, is Red alright? Is there a reason he would like a hug or is it simply because the host is his favourite child?

*Red snorts while rolling his eyes* You are Not my favorite....and uh, some stuff came up and I could just really use one right now. *He collapses into his arms, letting out a tired sigh and holding onto his back*

*He holds Red close.* The host is here for Red.

Thank you bug. You're the best. *Red smiles and hides his face into the Host's shoulder*

*He gently pats Red's back.* The host does not know about that. Does Red want to talk about what happened or does he just want comfort?

*he sighs, he was gonna have to talk about it eventually.* It's just...The book changed everything for me and blue... it said that what I remember never happened and some things I did weren't real and it's all a lot right now. For me it's been six weeks since I've seen it but apparently it's been a week and I don't even remember it...

That must have been difficult for Red to hear. The host is here for Red, for as long as he needs him. The host hopes things get better for Red.

Thanks Bug, I'm just so tired now. I can't trust myself to remember things and it feels like it's been months when it's only been a few days....I feel like I'm losing it.

Red is not losing it. Red has just had a difficult time recently and that is alright.

*Sigh* Maybe you're right....but I have to take care of everyone and you know that.

Red does not have to take care of everyone, everyone else will be fine if Red takes some time for himself.

no, I can't. You know I'm the one who keeps everything together I have to make sure everything stays running.

Red does not need to push himself like that all the time, it is not good for him. The host promises Red that everything will be fine, Red does not need to do everything alone.

Are...are you sure bugs? Is okay if I have a nap?

Of course. Would Red like company or shall the host clean up a little while Red sleeps?

Can...this is stupid but can I hold you? While I sleep? It feels nice...

..The host would like that. *He gets out a blanket and holds it out to Red.*

*Red takes it and takes off his shoes before pulling Host over to the couch, taking their tea to the coffee table and laying down with open arms for host* Come here bug.

*He lays down on the sofa next to Red and curls up in his arms.*

*Red moves him to lay on his chest and kisses his head* My little baby...

The host loves Red. But he should go to sleep.

Yeah...*He yawns as he shuts his eyes* Goodnight bug.

Goodnight Red. *He yawns as he speaks, making it slightly difficult to understand him.*

*With that, Red falls asleep and keeps host in a tight hold until later that next morning*

*When Red wakes up, he sees the host fumbling around the kitchen, somehow he's managed to make pancakes and is currently pouring a glass of orange juice.*

Smells good bugs....how the hell did you make that though?

Luck, a little bit of trial and error and the ability of cursed narration. What would Red like to drink?

Fanta or coffee is fine, I need something to wake me up, hey uh, you don't happen to know how to take care of a werewolf; would you?

Red can start eating if he wants, before the food gets cold. *He busies himself with making a cup of coffee while he ponders this question.* No, the host does not know. *As he says this, the author enters the room.* The host believes the author might know, though.

oh morning bee, *he gets up and starts to eat at the table* Bee, you wouldn't know how to take care of a werewolf wouldn you?

Morning. *His hair is all messed up as he sits down next to Red.* Yeah, actually. Why? *The host places a cup of coffee in front of Red and sits down on his other side to eat.*

*He ruffles his hair with a chuckle* Well I'm hosting one at my place and was wondering what you'd recommend?

Keep them fed, keep them happy and, when the full moon comes around, keep them out of your house.

Thst seems...way too easy, are you sure?

Yeah, werewolves are pretty low maintenance. My brother's a werewolf, actually. Not host, of course, my birth brother. Haven't seen him in years, he and his husband moved abroad to look for a cure

*Red laughs as his head tips back* Why is everyone here so FRUITY???

*The author laughs.* We travel in packs like wolves.

*he groans and hides his face into his palms* I hate you! That was so bad!!!

Rude. *The author fake pouts as the host just smiles.* I thought you loved me, Red.

*Red rolls his eyes* Oh you know Host is my favorite

I can't believe you have favourites. No, I'm kidding. I got to have a childhood and parents, host didn't get all that.

Author that's mean- *He smacks his arm* How's the food by the way?

yeah it's great, thank you bug...*He stays quiet after that, eating while looking lost in thought*

The host is glad. What is Red thinking about?

Um....I just...it's been lonely recently and I guess I just miss having people around you know?

The host is always around to spend time with Red and he imagines others feel the same.

I know, but I just feel lonely. *Red sighs, setting down his drink and laying his head in his arms* It's...it's been so quiet...

Maybe.. Maybe it's because you don't have the book anymore. It always had a way of making things feel so loud.

Yeah...probably. it's only been two weeks but...it feels like it's been mouths. I lived fake mouths, actual time that slipped through my fingers that never happened.

*The author doesn't know what to say so he just nods. He knows the feeling but doesn't quite know how to express it to Red.*

It's been so long....I miss Blue so much. It felt forever without it. I was used to being alone but always hearing it in our house. It was so cold...

Have you seen it since you got rid of the book?

......Yeah, I have. *They avoid looking at the other two, staying quiet while he sighs sadly*

*The host stands up and starts cleaning up his plate.* Red does not have to talk about it if he does not want, but the host and the author are here if he does.

Thanks bugs, um...it's just I feel like I'm a burden to it now, you know? It's told me again and again that I'm not but I feel like I'm just dragging it down with me.

Red, you're not a burden. And I imagine Google feels the same way. You might not believe it but its true.

I know, I know. But at the same time, I can't help but feel like there's something nagging me that it's not true. Not the book but...I guess it's just me. *Sigh* Sorry, I know this is...sad, to look at.

Hey, you went through something pretty shitty. You're not gonna be your best at the moment but we're here for you anyway. Want a hug? *He opens his arms.* You look like you need it.

Ye-yeah, I'd love one actually...*Red sits up as his back cracks in response. He sighs and falls into Author's hug*

*He just holds Red close, rubbing soothing motions into his back.*

Thanks kiddo. *Red pulls host into the hug as well with a small smile* Come here you goober.

*The host lets himself be pulled into the hug.* The host loves Red, he hopes Red knows that.

Yeah I know bugs. *He kisses both of their heads* I love my boys very much. *He let's go of the hug, reluctantly and smiles. Looking over them with fondness before getting up from his seat and opening the front door....I wonder what he's doing*

*The pair look over to where Red is standing in confusion.* What are you up to, Red?

*Red picks up a red copperhead snake and brings it inside* She was hungry.

Oh, is that Rosie? The host wonders if they have anything for her.

I think we some small birds out in the backyard for her. Do you guys have a bowl I can borrow for water? *As he says that, Rosy trys to bite his hand a second before he moves it away* Easy, we'll get you food in a second.

Yeah, I'll get it. *The author looks through a cabinet for a moment before holding out a bowl.* Want me to fill it up for you?

Yes please, that'd be wonderful. *Red walks to the backyard, there's a small area where mice have been jumping around so he let's the snake go around there to hunt*

*He fills the bowl with water and brings it outside to Red, avoiding the cats as he does so, who seem to think he's going to feed them.*

*The snake comes back to red, now with a full belly as it slowly curls into his hands* Thank you bee.

No problem. *The author gestures to the snake.* She's cute, is she yours?

Not really, she lives in the woods near the rivers. I sometimes help her shed or bath. She normally like to use me as a walking heater though. *Red let's Rosy bath in the bowl of water, to which she occasionally takes a drink of the water.*

That's so cute, actually. My brother's scared of snakes.

Your brother as in host? Or Your actual brother? And do you want to hold her?

Not the host, my biological brother. It's pretty funny, this massive guy, built like a pro wrestler scared of a little snake. ..Yeah, can I hold her?

Heh, you must have been his hero when it came to snakes I assume. Yeah you can hold her. Just be careful, she still feral so she isn't used to humans. *Red gently hands her to them* She'll start to wrap around your fingers and wrists to get a hold of herself so don't panic.

*The author gently holds the snake, looking down at her with a caring smile on his face.* Yeah, it happened way too often, honestly. He'd never try to hurt them, though. He always just got me to take them outside. He's one of the kindest, most caring people I've ever met.

Reminds me of you in a way.....*Red ruffles his hair* I uh....I spoke with blue...and I think its now convinced everything isn't real anymore....

I don't know about that, but thanks. Huh. That's... interesting to say the least. Fascinating how something so logical like an android can believe something as illogical as that.

Eh, to be honest I made it freak out a bit so I'm pretty sure it's mainframe is a bit scrambled at the moment. On the upside, that wedding might actually start getting planned now.

That's... not good. I didn't know you were engaged, congrats.

Don't worry to much, in the end it ended up being okay but yeah, I have been for awhile but everything had to take a backseat for awhile. Funnily enough when I came back I found the house to be a complete mess, since it always was with me or another owner doing stuff for them it never really had time to do stuff on its own if it was trying to kill humanity that is.

Huh, that's good. *He smiles down at Rosy, gently petting her but keeping an eye out in case she didn't like it.*

Heh, yeah. *Red ruffles his hair again before pressing a kiss to his head* come on bee, we should head inside, let Rosy go. I'm sure she'll find a tree to climb.

Okay. *He sets Rosy down and she slithers away into the grass.* I bet host is wondering why we've been gone so long.

Yeah we should go back inside....do you um....never mind. Let's just go back in.

*He looks at Red curiously.* Do I...?

How would you feel about being the ring bearer for my wedding?

Huh? *He's a little surprised but he smiles.* Yeah, I'd love that.

really? I understand if it's too much or anything but since I wanted Host to be the best man I felt it only fair. And uh, don't tell host this but I plan on getting him something, would you recommend anything?

No, I- I'd be honoured. ...I have no idea what you should get him, though. He doesn't really ask for much, you know? Sorry I'm not much help.

Ah it's alright now- *Red starts to spirit for the back door* RACE YOU!!!

Hey- no fair! *He chases after Red, back towards the door.*

*Red Burts through the backdoor, crashing into host and knocking him over in the process, taking advantage of the situation Red starts to tickle the life out of the poor boy* HA!!

*He knew Red was going to knock him over, thanks to his narrations, but he didn't know Red would tickle him. He tries to wriggle out of Red's grasp, laughing helplessly.* P-please. The host...the host asks that Red stops.

*Red giggles and keeps going for a few more moments before stopping and picking him up* Alright bug, how you feeling?

The host is fine, other than being ambushed by Red. *He glares at Red as best he can but its clear there's no heat behind it.* How comes Red and the author were outside for so long?

*He ruffles his hair* How are you? I hope everything is well.

The host is doing well, how is Red doing?

I've been okay, trying to take it easy and all that. Catching up with blue and Yancy.

That is good. How is Red healing?

It's been a bit slow but my stitches have been coming along nicely. How have you and Author been? How are your eyes?

The host and the author have been well. What does Red mean by that? Does he mean the host's eye sockets or...?

Yes I mean your eye sockets bug, I don't think it'd be good if you spontaneously sprouted eye balls.

The host just had to make sure. The host's eye sockets are the same as always, he supposes. The warm weather is a little annoying since it makes his bandages uncomfortable but the host is used to it by this point.

Oh yeah that must not feel nice. Maybe lotion can help? I'm just glad you're doing okay anyway, I've missed you bug.

Hm, maybe. The host has not tried that. The host has missed Red also. Has Red been up to anything interesting recently?

Not really, I mean. I have a new boyfriend I guess, if that's interesting. But I've been trying to take it easy.

That is fair. The host was about to make some tea, would Red like a cup? Or the author bought coffee recently if Red would prefer that.

hm...tea please, earl grey. French. *Suddenly Red picks up The Host bridle style*

*He yelps in surprise and grips Red's shoulders.* What is Red doing?

Nothing, just wanted to pick you up! *He throws him up a bit, then catches him again with a chuckle* You're so light! Have you been eating?

The host has been eating, yes. Has Red always been this strong?

not really, I'm usually weaker but I sometimes take a strength potion from Shadow for fun. How does it feel? You want to be let down or are you okay?

The host is... a little worried, if he is honest but he trusts Red.

Ah okay, I'll let you down then. *He sets him down and ruffles his hair* There you go. How's the reading going? You listened to anything new recently?

The host has been enjoying short stories recently, it is fascinating how they can tell a full story in such little time.

How that's nice. What genre are they?

The host enjoys mystery short stories the most. He also read The Lottey recently, that was an interesting one. *He fills the kettle with water and turns it on to make tea.*

Hm, what happened in it? And I see you've started to put some more green in the house, how come?

Thank you.....wait a second. Is it the one where they sacrifice someone every year, and whoever gets the black dot is next?

Yes, that is the one. Has Red read it before?

I've heard of it, someone compared it to the story of the minotaur once in a conversation.

That is an interesting comparison to make, the host does not know whether he would've made such a connection. The host recommends the story, though.

I'll try to read it sometime then. *He sips his tea* Oh, I like this. You did good, anyway, how have the cats been?

The cats enjoy having someone new around, the author was a little cautious at first but now he adores their company. It is rather adorable, if the host is honest.

Aww, it's nice to know Author won't be so lonely now. This may come out of nowhere but, can I hug you?

Of course, the host always welcomes a hug. *He opens his arms.* If the host may ask, though, is Red alright? Is there a reason he would like a hug or is it simply because the host is his favourite child?

*Red snorts while rolling his eyes* You are Not my favorite....and uh, some stuff came up and I could just really use one right now. *He collapses into his arms, letting out a tired sigh and holding onto his back*

*He holds Red close.* The host is here for Red.

Thank you bug. You're the best. *Red smiles and hides his face into the Host's shoulder*

*He gently pats Red's back.* The host does not know about that. Does Red want to talk about what happened or does he just want comfort?

*he sighs, he was gonna have to talk about it eventually.* It's just...The book changed everything for me and blue... it said that what I remember never happened and some things I did weren't real and it's all a lot right now. For me it's been six weeks since I've seen it but apparently it's been a week and I don't even remember it...

That must have been difficult for Red to hear. The host is here for Red, for as long as he needs him. The host hopes things get better for Red.

Thanks Bug, I'm just so tired now. I can't trust myself to remember things and it feels like it's been months when it's only been a few days....I feel like I'm losing it.

Red is not losing it. Red has just had a difficult time recently and that is alright.

*Sigh* Maybe you're right....but I have to take care of everyone and you know that.

Red does not have to take care of everyone, everyone else will be fine if Red takes some time for himself.

no, I can't. You know I'm the one who keeps everything together I have to make sure everything stays running.

Red does not need to push himself like that all the time, it is not good for him. The host promises Red that everything will be fine, Red does not need to do everything alone.

Are...are you sure bugs? Is okay if I have a nap?

Of course. Would Red like company or shall the host clean up a little while Red sleeps?

Can...this is stupid but can I hold you? While I sleep? It feels nice...

..The host would like that. *He gets out a blanket and holds it out to Red.*

*Red takes it and takes off his shoes before pulling Host over to the couch, taking their tea to the coffee table and laying down with open arms for host* Come here bug.

*He lays down on the sofa next to Red and curls up in his arms.*

*Red moves him to lay on his chest and kisses his head* My little baby...

The host loves Red. But he should go to sleep.

Yeah...*He yawns as he shuts his eyes* Goodnight bug.

Goodnight Red. *He yawns as he speaks, making it slightly difficult to understand him.*

*With that, Red falls asleep and keeps host in a tight hold until later that next morning*

*When Red wakes up, he sees the host fumbling around the kitchen, somehow he's managed to make pancakes and is currently pouring a glass of orange juice.*

Smells good bugs....how the hell did you make that though?

Luck, a little bit of trial and error and the ability of cursed narration. What would Red like to drink?

Fanta or coffee is fine, I need something to wake me up, hey uh, you don't happen to know how to take care of a werewolf; would you?

Red can start eating if he wants, before the food gets cold. *He busies himself with making a cup of coffee while he ponders this question.* No, the host does not know. *As he says this, the author enters the room.* The host believes the author might know, though.

oh morning bee, *he gets up and starts to eat at the table* Bee, you wouldn't know how to take care of a werewolf wouldn you?

Morning. *His hair is all messed up as he sits down next to Red.* Yeah, actually. Why? *The host places a cup of coffee in front of Red and sits down on his other side to eat.*

*He ruffles his hair with a chuckle* Well I'm hosting one at my place and was wondering what you'd recommend?

Keep them fed, keep them happy and, when the full moon comes around, keep them out of your house.

Thst seems...way too easy, are you sure?

Yeah, werewolves are pretty low maintenance. My brother's a werewolf, actually. Not host, of course, my birth brother. Haven't seen him in years, he and his husband moved abroad to look for a cure

*Red laughs as his head tips back* Why is everyone here so FRUITY???

*The author laughs.* We travel in packs like wolves.

*he groans and hides his face into his palms* I hate you! That was so bad!!!

Rude. *The author fake pouts as the host just smiles.* I thought you loved me, Red.

*Red rolls his eyes* Oh you know Host is my favorite

I can't believe you have favourites. No, I'm kidding. I got to have a childhood and parents, host didn't get all that.

Author that's mean- *He smacks his arm* How's the food by the way?

yeah it's great, thank you bug...*He stays quiet after that, eating while looking lost in thought*

The host is glad. What is Red thinking about?

Um....I just...it's been lonely recently and I guess I just miss having people around you know?

The host is always around to spend time with Red and he imagines others feel the same.

I know, but I just feel lonely. *Red sighs, setting down his drink and laying his head in his arms* It's...it's been so quiet...

Maybe.. Maybe it's because you don't have the book anymore. It always had a way of making things feel so loud.

Yeah...probably. it's only been two weeks but...it feels like it's been mouths. I lived fake mouths, actual time that slipped through my fingers that never happened.

*The author doesn't know what to say so he just nods. He knows the feeling but doesn't quite know how to express it to Red.*

It's been so long....I miss Blue so much. It felt forever without it. I was used to being alone but always hearing it in our house. It was so cold...

Have you seen it since you got rid of the book?

......Yeah, I have. *They avoid looking at the other two, staying quiet while he sighs sadly*