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Zac,w-what are you doing here? //hai
"Oh, hey Twitch. Why wouldnât I be here?" (hullo there)
Twitch blinks at his ability to predict things that happen but would not mention it âOh well thenâŚPiltover is over rated anyhow Zac,not the kind of thing for you but hey least you tried to do more then those two ever could.â Twitch smirked at Zac âHey why not go after some criminal like Victor,heard heâs been making alot of those battlecast things and everyone knows heâs a lunatic wanting to replace everyone with machinesâŚyeah why not be his arch nemesis and do all that super hero stuff we see on TV sometimes!â
Zac laughed when he heard the word superhero. âDidnât ya know? Iâm already a superhero! Although Iâm not the type to go after a single guy⌠I just help out the folks around me when the need arises. Besides, Jayce is already Viktorâs arch-nemesis.â
Zac gives Twitch a pat on the shoulder. âSo other than ânothing evilâ, have you been up to anything interesting? I havenât seen you in ages, yâknow. Outside the Fields at least.â
Twitch shrugs âJust been experimenting as usual trying to find a concoction that will bring forth my kin so Iâm not the only humanoid rat in this world.â Twitch sighs âSo far itâs mostly been new poisons though and potions that may make monsters, you know the usual for me in the sewers, though I have been doing what you suggested and gone out into the worldâŚmade friends with two people so far.â
Zac rubbed his chin, scrunching his face. "Monster potions and poisons dont sound too pleasant, but I s'pose you can handle yerself. I know what's it's like bein' the only one of yer kind, but I guess that's part of why we're friends, huh? Speaking of friends, who've ya met?"
Zac approached Tristana outside the Institute, having just completed a series of skirmishes. "Hey Trist! Long time, no chat. Done anything fun lately?"
"Fun??" She gives him an awkward look. "EhâŚnot really. Been kinda overworked with commando stuff back home. Keeps me busy but I dunno if itâs fun. Sometimes, I guess, but only when I get to shoot stuff.Â
Howâd your matches go? Any neat plays?â
ask-the-zac
Tristana assists him for a bit, till his modified technique makes her stop and watch with fascination. She should be used to it, but seeing it outside the Rift made it cooler somehow. Heâs already attracted the attention of other yordle soldiers, pointing with wide eyes as they walked between buildings. Soon an entire stock of cannonballs, rockets, and bullet crates are piled into the carts.Â
"Wow. I mean, I shouldâve expected it to take less time, but not THIS much! Now weâve gotta haul it all out to the village a couple miles from here where our new outposts are. Iâll go fetch some horses, unless you think you can pull one, I donât want you to overexert yourselfâŚif thatâs possible."Â
Zac laughed at Tristâs expression of awe, and that of the other Yordles. He even shot a wink at one, causing them to cover their face and shuffle away; which simply made Zac laugh more.
The green man gave a few cursory tugs on one of the carts before turning to face the gunner. âI donât get exhaustion like uh⌠anything born naturally does, and I can pull one. Itâs probably be faster to get horses though. These weigh quite a bit, and havinâ me tug on âem the wrong way without some kinda brace or harness could wreck the cart. Thatâd be bad, what with the explosives and⌠more explosives.â
She nods. âYouâve got a good point, private Zac. Wouldnât wanna do that.â Tristana grabs the harnesses from the carts and leads her friend over to a stable, where sheâll show him how to fit a harness to one of the small ponies and guide it to the cart. The animals are in relatively good spirits despite the large green creature before them. Soon, Trist and Zac have two horses to each cart, fit in their reins and ready to go. She climbs into the seat of one of them and looks over at Zac.
"I donât imagine youâve ever led a horse-drawn cart before, huh? Itâs pretty easy with these guys. Just keep a good grip on the reins, but you donât need to pull too hard. Weâre goin at a slow pace anyways."Â
"Can these guys pull me and the cart? I'm pretty sure I weigh a lot more than you do, Trist." After a look over the horses Zac stretches his way up into the seat and takes the reigns, with no visible fuss from the horses. "So now we head to the outpost right? That means it's yer turn to take the lead."
Zac grinned and looked expectantly at Tristana, waiting for her to set their path.
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[3:33:10 AM] Gurrenbuster: jesus fucking god i wish i had recording software for that match [3:33:17 AM] Games Dude: ? [3:33:34 AM] Gurrenbuster: so our adc never connects righ [3:34:02 AM] Gurrenbuster: its tp/revive hec top, me as karma mid, maokai jungle, and now full ap carry janna bot on our team [3:34:22 AM] Gurrenbuster: janna goes 4/0 within the first 10 minutes by being a god [3:34:35 AM] Gurrenbuster: i do pretty solid as does mao [3:34:43 AM] Gurrenbuster: but this tp/revive hecarim [3:35:01 AM] Gurrenbuster: builds this full-troll movespeed/attack speed build [3:35:25 AM] Gurrenbuster: tri-force, youmuu's, phantom dancer, two zephyrs, mobis with homeguard [3:35:56 AM] Gurrenbuster: and he's everywhere on the map tearing up ass so quickly that the other team just CANT respond to him [3:36:08 AM] Gurrenbuster: he has 40 kills by the end of the match [3:36:51 AM] Games Dude: how the fuck [3:37:07 AM] Gurrenbuster: at one point just for the lulz he dies on purpose so he can get the speed boost from revive and clear fountain-to-fountain in under 4 seconds at 4k+ movespeed AND THE AD BOOST FROM HIS PASSIVE IS SO BIG HIS E ONE-SHOTS THEIR ADC [3:37:19 AM] Games Dude: jfc [3:37:45 AM] Gurrenbuster: im convinced this man is a god
(Conversation I just had about this absolutely absurd match I was in. Gurrenbuster is me, feel free to add me btw.
Also, here's the match history page:Â http://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/NA1/1653142728/211850026?tab=overview )
(Do we have a release date for Rek'Sai? I know she's already on PBE.)
Zac approached Tristana outside the Institute, having just completed a series of skirmishes. "Hey Trist! Long time, no chat. Done anything fun lately?"
"Fun??" She gives him an awkward look. "EhâŚnot really. Been kinda overworked with commando stuff back home. Keeps me busy but I dunno if itâs fun. Sometimes, I guess, but only when I get to shoot stuff.Â
Howâd your matches go? Any neat plays?â
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"Heheh, alright. Iâll see where I can put you to work, private." Tristana smiles up at him and starts walking back towards the city. She wonders how the other yordles will react to the Zauniteâs presence. Zacâs a really nice guy, and theyâre likely to recognize him from the Rift, but non-yordle Champions dontâ often come to Bandle. Well, maybe once they see him helping out theyâll be okay.Â
After a bit of a walk, Tristana leads them to the Megling base, far outside the city as to not disturb the residents with target practice. âHmmhâŚwe could always use more ammunition in the armories. How about we start loading up those carts?âÂ
Zac had been amusedly glancing around, taking in the sights in and around Bandle. Heâd been here before, but not often or for very long. At Tristâs words Zac drifted back to attention. âYou got it, Trist.â
A quick glance identified an ammo dump. The goo man worked slowly at first; lifting and carrying between the two locations. After a short time he had begun simply stretching his way back and forth before eventually becoming a living machine, rolling ammo across the top of his mass before depositing it safely in the carts.
Tristana assists him for a bit, till his modified technique makes her stop and watch with fascination. She should be used to it, but seeing it outside the Rift made it cooler somehow. Heâs already attracted the attention of other yordle soldiers, pointing with wide eyes as they walked between buildings. Soon an entire stock of cannonballs, rockets, and bullet crates are piled into the carts.Â
"Wow. I mean, I shouldâve expected it to take less time, but not THIS much! Now weâve gotta haul it all out to the village a couple miles from here where our new outposts are. Iâll go fetch some horses, unless you think you can pull one, I donât want you to overexert yourselfâŚif thatâs possible."Â
Zac laughed at Tristâs expression of awe, and that of the other Yordles. He even shot a wink at one, causing them to cover their face and shuffle away; which simply made Zac laugh more.
The green man gave a few cursory tugs on one of the carts before turning to face the gunner. âI donât get exhaustion like uh⌠anything born naturally does, and I can pull one. Itâs probably be faster to get horses though. These weigh quite a bit, and havinâ me tug on âem the wrong way without some kinda brace or harness could wreck the cart. That'd be bad, what with the explosives and... more explosives."
Zac,w-what are you doing here? //hai
"Oh, hey Twitch. Why wouldnât I be here?" (hullo there)
Twitch just stuffs the thing into his coat âWell what can you do Zac, Zaun though a place of many dangersâŚhas itâs slow days, but hey you donât have to limit yourself to Zaun.â Twitch smirked âYou should actually try the other cities,be a world wide heroâŚhell piltover has had problems with jinx,maybe you can join their police force!â
"Itâs funny ya should mention thatâŚ" Zac rubbed his neck and glanced off to the side. "âŚI kinda got in trouble over in Piltover for beinâ a vigilante. Cait did suggest I join the police, but it doesnât seem like my kinda thing. That would mean Iâd have to stay in Piltover⌠and follow âprocedures.â"
Twitch blinks at his ability to predict things that happen but would not mention it âOh well thenâŚPiltover is over rated anyhow Zac,not the kind of thing for you but hey least you tried to do more then those two ever could.â Twitch smirked at Zac âHey why not go after some criminal like Victor,heard heâs been making alot of those battlecast things and everyone knows heâs a lunatic wanting to replace everyone with machinesâŚyeah why not be his arch nemesis and do all that super hero stuff we see on TV sometimes!â
Zac laughed when he heard the word superhero. "Didn't ya know? I'm already a superhero! Although I'm not the type to go after a single guy... I just help out the folks around me when the need arises. Besides, Jayce is already Viktor's arch-nemesis."
Zac gives Twitch a pat on the shoulder. "So other than 'nothing evil', have you been up to anything interesting? I haven't seen you in ages, y'know. Outside the Fields at least."
void-laser-mech replied to your post:[[ Iâm at awe at people saying that supportâŚ
//Perhaps itâs a matter of things working only in high ELO? I do see the potential in support VelâKoz but Iâve rarely seen success with it in lower elos. My theory is it boils down to the ADC. Thoughts?
[[ I have had and seen plenty of success with it in my shitty silver trash can ELO. And no, it doesnât depend on the ADC, especially if you build damage like you ought to. More often then not, due to how much damage you and your adc can dish out (while kiting with Velâkozâs kit), both of you come out of lane strong, but more often than not Velâkoz can become the carry from the support role due to his long-range high damage capabilities.Â
If anything, heâs less vulnerable as support than he is mid, and therefore less likely to get shut down like he can be so quickly in mid lane due to his low mobility. ]]
(A friend and I spent several matches playing Vel'Koz/Urgot bot [i was Urgot adc] to 'troll' [not troll as in deliberatley doing badly, just playing a dumb comp] and the combined early damage/harass allowed us to damn near remove the enemy bot lane from the game. He took the kills due to his higher burst, while I took the farm, and we both ended up being incredibly powerful and duo-carrying. Vel'Koz support is an absolute lane-changer.)

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Zac,w-what are you doing here? //hai
"Oh, hey Twitch. Why wouldnât I be here?" (hullo there)
Twitch moves into Zacâs veiw of his hidden object âOh you know,researching, exploreing outside Zaun since you suggested it, doing not evil things.â Twitch smiled nervously âThe normal things, hey why don;t you tell me about one of your heroic exploits Zac or tell me about anything!â
"Iâm sure yer not doinâ anything evil, since last I checked ya werenât evil. Then again, yer also a terrible liar and tryinâ to hide something from me." Zac shrugged. "I wonât press ya, though. If it is somethinâ evil I can just come back and bop ya on the head. As for heroic exploits⌠I havenât really been up to much recently. Slow streaks happen, I sâpose.â
Twitch just stuffs the thing into his coat âWell what can you do Zac, Zaun though a place of many dangersâŚhas itâs slow days, but hey you donât have to limit yourself to Zaun.â Twitch smirked âYou should actually try the other cities,be a world wide heroâŚhell piltover has had problems with jinx,maybe you can join their police force!â
"It's funny ya should mention that..." Zac rubbed his neck and glanced off to the side. "...I kinda got in trouble over in Piltover for bein' a vigilante. Cait did suggest I join the police, but it doesn't seem like my kinda thing. That would mean I'd have to stay in Piltover... and follow 'procedures.'"
(*flops around*
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(As much as I love the lore and the community, Iâm getting so sick of League as a game.)
// The frustration comes and goes, but I love the game too much overall to actually give it up. I just take long breaks sometimes.
(It's quite the opposite for me. I've just been getting more and more frustrated with the game over the past couple of months.)
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Zac,w-what are you doing here? //hai
"Oh, hey Twitch. Why wouldnât I be here?" (hullo there)
Zac chuckled. âI do lotsa stuff to help folks out. Recently I havenât been up to much, but Iâm doing well. Howâve you been⌠and whatcha got there?â
Twitch moves into Zacâs veiw of his hidden object âOh you know,researching, exploreing outside Zaun since you suggested it, doing not evil things.â Twitch smiled nervously âThe normal things, hey why don;t you tell me about one of your heroic exploits Zac or tell me about anything!â
"I'm sure yer not doin' anything evil, since last I checked ya weren't evil. Then again, yer also a terrible liar and tryin' to hide something from me." Zac shrugged. "I won't press ya, though. If it is somethin' evil I can just come back and bop ya on the head. As for heroic exploits... I haven't really been up to much recently. Slow streaks happen, I s'pose."
Zac approached Tristana outside the Institute, having just completed a series of skirmishes. "Hey Trist! Long time, no chat. Done anything fun lately?"
"Fun??" She gives him an awkward look. "EhâŚnot really. Been kinda overworked with commando stuff back home. Keeps me busy but I dunno if itâs fun. Sometimes, I guess, but only when I get to shoot stuff.Â
Howâd your matches go? Any neat plays?â
ask-the-zac
"Heheh, well Iâm not lifting that stuff myself, we have carts for all that. But thanks for offering! I mean, you can still come hang out in Bandle if you want. Not sure what there is to do, but Iâm sure I can have you help out with something."Â
"Iâm always happy to help a friend. Or anyone, for that matter. Like I said, itâs been too long since I got to spend time with ya, and I havenât been to Bandle in quite a while either." Zac made a grand pointing gesture, simply for his own amusement. "Lead the way, Commander!"
"Heheh, alright. Iâll see where I can put you to work, private." Tristana smiles up at him and starts walking back towards the city. She wonders how the other yordles will react to the Zauniteâs presence. Zacâs a really nice guy, and theyâre likely to recognize him from the Rift, but non-yordle Champions dontâ often come to Bandle. Well, maybe once they see him helping out theyâll be okay.Â
After a bit of a walk, Tristana leads them to the Megling base, far outside the city as to not disturb the residents with target practice. âHmmhâŚwe could always use more ammunition in the armories. How about we start loading up those carts?âÂ
Zac had been amusedly glancing around, taking in the sights in and around Bandle. He'd been here before, but not often or for very long. At Trist's words Zac drifted back to attention. "You got it, Trist."
A quick glance identified an ammo dump. The goo man worked slowly at first; lifting and carrying between the two locations. After a short time he had begun simply stretching his way back and forth before eventually becoming a living machine, rolling ammo across the top of his mass before depositing it safely in the carts.