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Part 2

Is it wise of me to be posting this at like… 4:45 am? Probably not. Am I doing it right now anyway? SURE AM!

So here we are at the first annual (or rather only/ever) DA Y/N OC Hunger Games. A horrible struggle for survival is taking place. Our combatants are in the arena and ready for battle. Time for round 1!

Gray ( @without-celine ) isn’t sure whether to cry, laugh, or tear their hair out.

Seth ( @who-killed-the-da​ ) wishes they could go home.

Link ( @eddeha ) hums a song to himself.

Mike ( @ask-mike-the-da​ ) fails to grasp the gravity of the situation.

Great start. Completely understandable for said parties.

Dee’s bad brain turns them into a horrible person…

Oh no! Bad brain strikes! Dee is now Devious! Deevious? HAHA! THESE ARE THE JOKES, PEOPLE!

??? ( @youraverageauprocrastinator​ ) could get used to this place.

… Now what the fuck, ???? DON’T YOU BE GETTING USED TO THIS! YOU‘RE SUPPOSED TO BE SUFFERING! How dare.

Athena (Pre-WKM) ( @withjust-a-bite​ ) wasn’t looking and fell off a cliff…

Fucking oof. The trophy for first to die goes to Athena! Someone had to do it, and unfortunately it was you. Hopefully your future self fares better!

Y/N ( @purple-anxiety-blog​ ) looks on the verge of snapping.

Celine tries to get others to notice her.

Can I just imagine that Celine is trying to seduce Y/N (purple-anxiety-blog) here…? Actually they would be pretty cute together. But Y/N (purple-anxiety-blog) isn’t taking it very well. At all. But I mean… Fair. Celine was pretty complacent in the whole mirror thing.

Eerie ( @eerietheda​ ) attacks Y/N ( @ask-the-wkm-group​ ) from behind and murders them!

So… Uh… Remember how you said that Y/N (ask-the-wkm-group) wouldn’t last a single round…? Well… Unfortunately you were right! Very sorry to see them go. *Sad canon shots.* To be fair though, Eerie may just be one of the most terrifying contestants in this game. And at the very least, you can continue to watch your roomies/buddies live on and fight in your place. u.u

Damien really doesn’t want to, but he finds himself having to get rid of Link ( @eddeha​ ).

Uh… Jesus fucking Christ, Damien? What the actual fuck!? What did Link do that was so bad that he needed to be killed!? Was his humming really THAT heinous!? And they were so cheerful a moment ago too! APPARENTLY DAMIEN’S OUT FOR BLOOD TONIGHT, KIDS! You had best watch yourselves!

Or maybe he just isn’t taking Y/N (ask-the-wkm-group)’s death very well and has immediately decided to go feral.

(Actor) Mark is only looking out for himself.

But I mean… Isn’t he always…?

Moria ( @xshatteredreflectionsx​ ) tries to kill Arthur ( @arthur-the-district-attorney​ ), but Arthur retaliates and kills her instead.

Woof. Very sorry to see you go, dear! Better luck next time! Whispers and Arthur is usually so nice too… I suppose that’s just the way it goes sometimes. This really is turning out to the quite a bloodbath isn’t it? Even though it’s only the first round!

Abe feels strong enough to handle anything.

Alice ( @chelseareferenced​ ) is being adorable as always.

Alright. Alright. We got two A’s doing A-okay here!

Wilford Warfstache isn’t sure whether to cry, laugh, or tear his hair out.

Yeah. That sounds about right. Pretty average day for him, really. He probably hasn’t even realized that a deathbattle has started around him yet. I’m sure he’ll be delighted once he finds out!

Rosie ( @lostanddrowned​ ) sobs quietly…

Bethany ( @ask-bethany-and-dark​ ) looks for someone dumb enough to believe her.

William wonders about the future.

Well, Will, if you would take a look to your right, you can see exactly what your future has in store for you! Apparently mostly just sitting on a rock and losing your mind, it seems.

Y/N ( @the-tragic-hero-and-you​ ) fails to grasp the gravity of the situation.

And hey! Would you look at that. Y/N (the-tragic-hero-and-you) has exceeded all of your expectations and has survived past the first round! Congrats! (However, in all of practice matches I did before this they actually did immediately die in the first round. So lucky day for them!)

Abe wants to end things once and for all with Y/N ( @dormats-town​ ).

Abe bites the dust!

And the “How Dare You Kill Abe He Did Nothing Wrong” Award goes to Y/N (dormats-town)! How dare you. Did you even know him!? I feel like the two of you would have gotten along great! Well, too bad. He’s dead now.

Veridia ( @ask-the-femaleda​ ) finally snaps!

Veridia is now frenzied!

Well… You had best watch out for her! Veridia is out for blood! (I guess she’s just following Damien’s example to its natural conclusion.)

Dylan ( @the-mirror-realm​ ) finds a slingshot! How quaint…

Might be useful in a pinch.

Hey hey hey! Lucky day for Dylan! They’re the first one to find an item! (Even in the practice matches your Y/Ns are just really randomly good at finding shit. Real weird…)

Lillian ( @indic0lite​ ) tries to get others to notice them.

Hey! Why don’t you hang out with Celine and the two of you can try seduce each other!? Or you could seduce literally… Every one else. But together! … Actually the two of them would be really cute together as well… Aaaaaand now Grifters by Charming Disaster is in my head again!

Arthur ( @arthur-the-district-attorney​ ) tries to kill Seth ( @who-killed-the-da​ ), but Seth retaliates and kills him instead.

Huh. So I feel like Arthur may just deserve an award for being the person to go from killer to killee the quickest! And in round 1 no less! Congrats on your even score sheet, Arthur! But also how dare you make Seth kill. They are babby.

Athena (Post-WKM) ( @withjust-a-bite​ ) won’t give up so easily.

Well given how your past self JUST died, you had better not!

Y/N ( @ask-the-mirror-da​ ) calms down for good, no longer subject to the whims of a changing brain.

……….. Huh. So apparently Y/N (ask-the-mirror-da) has IMMEDIATELY stopped being a madlad the MOMENT they stepped into the arena. They are no longer a lunatic. So sad. A shame, really. This must be some serious shit going on right here.

Darkiplier mopes around uselessly.

HAH! Worthless edgelord.

Daffodil ( @shattered-da​ ) finds some leather scraps, just enough to patch together some rudimentary clothing.

It looks rather caveman-like.

Very primitive. But adorable. Gotta love it.

This is probably a bad idea. Or not? I guess we’ll see!

So, have I ever mentioned before that I absolutely love District Attorney Y/N from Who Killed Markiplier? Well I do, and I adore every OC that people make with them that I can find! They’re all so different and unique in their own ways, even when they are conceptually very similar! And so the other day, I was thinking about them and just thought… What if we made all of the DA Y/N OCs out there fight against one another in a giant Hunger Games-esque death match…? Which DA would end up as the alpha DA when it comes to the art of murder!? And so that’s what this post is. I’m setting up a death gauntlet for ALL of the DA Y/Ns! Using one of those story simulator websites. You know. One of those Hunger Games simulator-type things? For anyone who wants to participate that is.

Presently I have tossed 16 DA Y/N OCs in here, but am absolutely looking for more! So if you’d like to join in on the fun and have me add your Y/N to the list, toss me a message, and I’ll add them in effective immediately!

If you have been tagged in this post, I am essentially asking for your permission to use your character for this here little death battle royale. If you do not want me to use your character, just toss me a head’s up somewhere somehow, and they shall be taken off of the list ASAP, no questions asked.

I’ve generally tried to only put DA Y/N OCs onto this list that have been used relatively recently so as to not open any old wounds for anyone. However if you want yours to participate and you haven’t used them recently, or perhaps haven’t even used them for anything at all, still don’t be afraid to toss me a message so that I can add them! I’d love for them to join! After all, the more the merrier! The more we add in here the more fun murder shenanigans can be had!

This murder match will be done using Orteil’s Murdergames story simulator which you can check out here.

So without further ado, here is the current list:

(I tried very hard to get name spellings and pronouns right. Please tell me if I got them wrong.)

Y/N by @ask-the-mirror-da / @lady-celeste25

Athena by @withjust-a-bite

Moria by @xshatteredreflectionsx

Link by @eddeha / @eddeha-art

Dee by @maniacwatchestheworld / me (I run @ask-mayor-damien I suppose but I don’t use them for anything other than self-indulgence.)

Y/N by @purple-anxiety-blog

Gray by @without-celine / @luckyloto and @spect-era (@quiet-myth…? You may want to update the blog.)

Daffodil by @shattered-da

Y/N by @ask-the-wkm-group / @kittykatcar

Seth by @who-killed-the-da​ / @narratorcryptii​

Arthur by @arthur-the-district-attorney / @questionablekarma

Eerie by @eerietheda​ / @cynthecynical

Y/N by @the-tragic-hero-and-you / @invertedmindinc

Dylan and Lilllian by @the-mirror-realm / @indic0lite

All of whom are lovely, incredibly talented people, and deserve all of the love, so you should go check them out!

I was also thinking about adding @ask-the-femaleda by @queenaxyn and @ask-mike-the-da by @mikeknowslittle as well, but as both blogs have stated that they’ve been abandoned, I didn’t want to add them in before asking.

Also before I go, there something I need to tell you all. One neat thing about this Hunger Games-styled simulator is that each fighter can get 2 ‘perks’ which are personality traits to get the character to act more like how they’re supposed to. I put in my best guess for each of them, but I would not be surprised if I got them wrong. So if you’d like me to change your character’s perks, please let me know! (But I did try my best.)

The available perks are as follows: Leader - Capable of bringing people together to accomplish great deeds. Peaceful - Has no interest in violence. Sociopath - Will lie, steal, and kill at a moment’s notice. Kind - Will act selflessly and generously to help others. Unstable - May snap at any moment. Bulky - Capable of both delivering and resisting stronger attacks. Meek - Very fragile and physically inept. Naive - Gullible and easy to mislead. Devious - Will manipulate and betray others if given the chance. Seductive - Capable of romancing others into doing their bidding. Suicidal - Probably won’t survive very long. Cute - Everyone likes them! Others may go out of their way to protect them. Annoying - Horrible to be around. Tends to get killed off first. Scrappy - Finds more resources than most. Survivalist - Strives better alone, and will not let others get in their way. Rich - Armed with a large fortune to cater every whim. Inventor - Can devise strange machines for various purposes. Goth - Channels the dark energies. Lunatic - Susceptible to gain and lose random perks regularly.

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