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š¹-āI hate all of you. Except Moribund<3ā
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You've been selected to achieve "Unc" status. How do you feel about this?
Iāll let you know how I feel
Once I find out what an āUncā isā¦?
Alright so
Iām fine with it
And I can rightfully assume youāre someone younger
Shrug
Thereās worse things to have than uncle status
Your old. You and dad are both grandparents. Hell⦠Ashley might have a baby. Stop sitting in your office for months, the fucking medbay exploded, TWICE.
Hey L.T what happened with you and Peaches? Did y'all break up or was it one of those "one time" things?
-š¦“A Mutt's Boneš¦“-
Haha youāre so silly, anon
We were never together that way.
He saved my life on a mission and allowed me to complete my objective.
And in return, I vouched for his place in Shadow Company, kept Graves from shooting him outright.
And i sorta kinda gave him his callsign
Makes his Konni-ness less intimidating
Thatās all. No intimacy š
Hello anon this is the Scottish Jackass heās dating, not 7s
A pink ball gets thrown into your office, it says āhappy easter!ā Then you hear Shadows cursing and running off, and pink smoke fills your room and a very familiar voice yells āyou didnāt aim fucking high enoughā. Itās a smoke bomb
Sighs
The office now smells of bubblegum and ass
Pulls up security footage of the hallway on the phone
Sends footage to contact labled
ā¤ļøHUSBANDOā¤ļø
Is about to press ācallā button, butā¦
āEh, he could be busy.ā
Opens messages
[āHey if youāre not busy, can you use your fancy spy software to determine the heights and measurements of the Shadows in the footage I sent you? And use that data to check for any men missing during the tine stamped on that footage. Please and Thanks, Love.ā]
Sent
He had a REALLY strong hunch about the culpritsā¦.
But assuming is bad practice.
āLooks like we got some volunteers for extra PT.ā
-meanwhile Pixel & and Delta are hiding under a truck as Pixel lost his inhaler running away-
Pixel-āmy lungs feel like theyāre gonna collapseā¦ā
Delta-āgood!ā
mama's boy!
sighs
Yeah. I was.
I was a bit of a crybaby, too š©
-Ashley just stands there with a tray of freshly baked cookies-
Ashley-āwhich one are we talking about?ā

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A Walk for ice cream
The lovely efren belongs to @pampanope
Just efren and emile going out together
Ahh
Best way to spend a Sunday
Two of us
Me and coffee ice cream
Him and toffee
And i try to steal some of his
Perfect day š
(The real concern is. Who the hell babysit the 3 and a half heathens at home- HiJack is going to stand there as Carjack and Pixel fight while Delta goes missing into the forest- then Pixel sets the house on fire- you can not leave them alone togetherš„²)
-Pixel looks over at a wet Switchblade in the passenger seat of his truck-
Pixel-āso like.. you want a happy meal?- you know⦠after you backfliped off a bridge because a shady guy said heād give you a knife if you did..ā
ā¦Fine.
*Switch sunk into the seat, not enjoying the soaked state of her clothes*
Fucker didnāt even give the knife⦠and add in one of those apple pies⦠please.
*Sheās already reaching for her wallet*
-Pixel grabs her wallet and throws it into the back seat and pats her head-
Pixel-āI pay:]ā
-Before Switchblade can even protest, sheās already handed a happy meal with 2 apple pies and a McFlurry-
r u married?
Pixel-āunsurprisingly I was dragged into the corner. Because apparently giving Emile a death glare, socking Delta in the face, and leaving HiJack on the floor with no crutches was apparently against the rules, also I ate momās- Efrenās ring within an hour that dayā¦ā