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so.... we-a doing this?

yeah, fine, whatever. guess we are.

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Horse

#relevant

...why is mario afraid of water, anyway?

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(*gasp* yipes! ok. ok. *wheeze* just'a... just bad memories... you're ok... ok... *sigh*)

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I don't.... want to talk about it....

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i have a fun idea!! here, look

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cmonnnn! why not!

fine. whatever. whatever. whatever.

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So when you guys get married, what last name do you use?

we're nOT EVEN ROOMATES

no no. they got a good point. mario xenoblade... malos mario...

I'M GONNA PICK YOU UP AND SHAKE YOU LIKE A DOG TOY IF YOU DON'T STOP THIS RIGHT NOW

maybe we go for'a... marioblade?

SOMEBODY KILL THIS CLOWN

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If your OC were to die, who or what would inherit most of their money or possessions?

imagine dying, lmao

couldn't be me

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Which OC is an average Joe? Which OC is so bland it's almost amusing?

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[opens mouth]

mario you are NOT an average joe

i'm'a not that special, though!!!

you have OLYMPIC CLASS PARKOUR ABILITIES

so, what, you a'saying you're an average joe, mister aegis?

no. neither of us are.

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mario stop FUCKING making these of us

no <3

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#ask malos #ask mario #posts #memes #mod voice: i was going to put malos 100% top right but then i remembered he is embarrassed about his broken core #so like he's not embarrassed taht hsi dick is out but he does hate people seeing his broken core #it is WAY better when he has teh whoel damn thing instead of missing a chunk haha

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LIKE REVERSE JESUS?!??!??

like reverse jesus.

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what do you mean mario can't get drunk.......???

ugh. it's this whole thing

every alcoholic drink he gets handed immediately turns itself into juice

this guy seriously pisses me off

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... this is what we're doing? really?

why not? memes are fun!

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you can't even get drunk. i remember Boothill losing his shit about this.

but that's-a not the point! it's about the spirit of the meme! it's about the fun of-a doing it!

besides, no one a'said it had to be alochol!

you're on thin fucking ice, Mario

what-a for?

thin. fucking. ice.

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... this is what we're doing? really?

why not? memes are fun!

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