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Vel would never set foot in the Eccentric’s tower but it’s still fun to imagine.

Though, I could see her and Areet knowing each other. They probably stole from her and she kicked their ass, or they could’ve even grown up together in the same orphanage (where Vel would’ve also kicked their ass), idk.

GREMLIN FIGHT GREMLIN FIGHT

ooooo that’s a good question… their general view of the others is as like. entertainment. they like to creep on people on purpose because it’s funny. they’re genuinely really interested in stuff skekTek does and bother him on purpose slightly less, but bother him a lot just the same because every time they’re at the castle they get in the way CONSTANTLY trying to help or look at what he’s doing. i think he might’ve actually helped a bit with the Hubris Incident, although he definitely didn’t know their final plans with it (plug self into thing that’s connected to the crystal. acquire juice. get young again), and other than the Juice he’s the reason that they’re not dead. the uhh. helping them be not dead. was definitely more out of scientific interest than personal liking though because like…. they’re obnoxious jlkgjlk

they also like to follow around skekMal and try and get bones from him when they’re out (which isn’t all that much anymore). he does not appreciate this in the least.

they have not, although they’ve gotten close-ish, since urTik wanders all over the place! if they did they’d get a stern lecture which is like, downright violent by urRu standards. 

anon i fucking love you for sending all these. anyway

skekPan’s concepts are like… areet is a person but not a skeksis person and is very helpful and like, a reasonable amount of creepy… ebya is the loud potato that called them tall once and gets the mail so that’s good, and boro is the potato that keeps sleeping in the way of stuff but he’s easy to move so they don’t mind all that much. 

definitely not friends, bc they don’t really consider them like. peers in any sort of way. but they DO like areet, definitely more than the last gelfling that worked for them (who lives on in several meatbot minions…)

so i haven’t got the full idea of that down, but areet sought them out! they got uhhh.  well, they “ran away” aka got Kicked Out of their home village for unsavory habits, suspicious activities, Theft™, creepiness, etc and was like alright. well. there’s this story that there’s a creeeepy rogue skeksis that lives off in that tower in the woods who does Mad Science! and i am very interested in that!

they also thought that getting the eccentric’s good graces could get them closer to the castle… however, it turns out that no one likes that little gremlin and they care even less for their servants.