Dsaf highschool Au!

who the fuck named it that

Anyway! Uh, I… have no idea how this works. Dave, could you do this?

of course I can! Welcome to our ask blog! I thought it would be funny to see what you folks might ask, so… yeah!

Dave, that is a terrible-

Shut up! I’m working on it!

You can send us asks! Me, Sportsy, Mr. Stevenson if you want to bore yourself to death… hey Sportsy, who are your family members?

Well, there’s my sister, Dee, and my brother, Peter

yeah! You can also ask those people! Uh… have a great day, I guess!

(ooc under the cut)

But fr I NEED the suicidal T.V. to win

Damn :[ sorry that I prefer Grace :3

How come only two of you got the Klondike joke?

Its a classic! Your SUPPOSED to say you would do something illegal or heinous!

Here I’ll go

I would overthrow a small to medium sized country for a Klondike bar!

(Take your Klondikes you two)

why thank ya!

What would YOU do for a KLONDIKE?

huh????????

I… don’t know? I mean. Pay for it? Because its an icecream bar.

MURDER

lots of things :3

(And gay-)

I think you should go interrogate him on that, or investigate his room for his dirty secrets

FAMILY DOESN'T LIE TO FAMILY!!! (As I'm sure Dave would say)

you, my dear anon, are a genius. Exactly what I was thinking! There is no chance my brother isn’t gay!!!

If you’re gonna stalk somebody don’t tell them!!!

(And never ask to be in a polycule with a Navajo Taco, I know they’re good but DON’T. Pretty much the same thing whenever your partner pulls the ‘do you love ‘x’ more than me?’ thing)

— A lone gelatinous fic writer

Old Sport loves being stalked! I don’t know what you’re talking about! Besides, I’m not gay! And I’m not ‘courting’ him!

Maybe you can show him your gay flags I'm sure you hang up for decoration or something. You seem like the kinda person to have those around your room

That sounds like an… idea. I’m sure Dee and Peter would love to meet him so they can tease me to death.

WAIT. NO. WHY WOULD I HAVE A GAY FLAG?! SHUT UP!

What’s all that noise?! Jack, what are you doing?