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Hey, hey, that’s alright; you can keep that to yourself

But I did end up getting some purretty good snacks 

Zebra Cakes, Orange soda, some instant noodles if we need something more substantial

We’re fucking loaded to the brim with the most elite of snacks

What’s been going on here on the homefront?

Welllll it’s hot, I can’t nap and our AC broke.

…not a word about that last part from you, Mister.

Well, I can see about fixing that part

Once I get my hands on it it’s gonna be cooler than I am

I am gonna need a paw or two, so I’ll need you to come with me

Let’s go find that AC unit

Diiiirk! :33

Also i dunno why don’t you go check your pillow? Just kitten! :3c

Hey, hey, that’s alright; you can keep that to yourself

But I did end up getting some purretty good snacks 

Zebra Cakes, Orange soda, some instant noodles if we need something more substantial

We’re fucking loaded to the brim with the most elite of snacks

Welllll it’s hot, I can’t nap and our AC broke.

Diiiirk! :33

Also i dunno why don’t you go check your pillow? Just kitten! :3c

Hey, hey, that’s alright; you can keep that to yourself

But I did end up getting some purretty good snacks 

Zebra Cakes, Orange soda, some instant noodles if we need something more substantial

We’re fucking loaded to the brim with the most elite of snacks

Ugggghhh it’s hot, nobody is around and I can’t sleep 33:<

Hey Pawprint, I’ve got back from the store

Got some great groceries cause you know

I’ve been having some mad cravings for some doritos and i might as well get some eggs and milk and stuff so we’re good on meals and i got it all done and put away cause I’m just the best at putting shit away

Diiiirk! :33

Ugggghhh it’s hot, nobody is around and I can’t sleep 33:<

Hey Pawprint, I’ve got back from the store

Got some great groceries cause you know

I’ve been having some mad cravings for some doritos and i might as well get some eggs and milk and stuff so we’re good on meals and i got it all done and put away cause I’m just the best at putting shit away

Yes water would be nice, wait. How long was I gone? Surely it hasn’t been that long? I have some slight recollection of some time you spent here but surely it can’t have been more than a month or so?

Here, drink this.

I don’t know how to say this, Rose you’ve been in a coma for nearly nine months. The doctors were starting to fear the worst, I was so worried about you, worried that I would lose my only daughter to something I wasn’t there to prevent.

Quite a long time. Almost like a rebirth after the ordeal. I am sorry, you must have been worried and that was not my intention.  But yes, getting a nurse might be for the best. No doubt they’ll want to know of my miraculous recovery. 

No no, I found you in your room on the floor... But I really should be getting a doctor so they can do whatever the hell it is they do. I’ll be right back baby.

Yes water would be nice, wait. How long was I gone? Surely it hasn’t been that long? I have some slight recollection of some time you spent here but surely it can’t have been more than a month or so?

Here, drink this.

I don’t know how to say this, Rose you’ve been in a coma for nearly nine months. The doctors were starting to fear the worst, I was so worried about you, worried that I would lose my only daughter to something I wasn’t there to prevent.

Quite a long time. Almost like a rebirth after the ordeal. I am sorry, you must have been worried and that was not my intention.  But yes, getting a nurse might be for the best. No doubt they’ll want to know of my miraculous recovery.