Ask The Cyclone

Hi I’m Wren, the author. (This is not a boast but rather what it says on my patent as a pre-cognition machine) I’ll usually write in the boring white font. (My other account is @wren-is-a-wreck)

This is Ocean speaking

Bonjour, this is Noel

Yo, it’s Mischa (you might know me as BadEgg on the YouTube)

Hey!! Ricky here! [if it’s post-accident, it’ll look like this for text-to-speech/signing]

Hello. I am… Jane Doe, I guess.

And without italics I’m Penny. Penny Lamb.

And I’m Constance! It’s nice to meet you! (Sorrey)

I. Am. A. Minor. No. Funny. Business. And ask lots of questions! I do have some headcannons/ships and you can definitely ask for some, but I’m definitely not a drawing type of person so I won’t have any fanart of my own.

Here’s my ship explanation post

I absolutely adore other rtc rp interactions!! You guys are always welcome

To all of the anons who use emojis: I love you and you are my favorites 🫶🏻

It’s grossly inaccurate. I think it’s terrible. I mean, the mythology is just all wrong! Like when-

Could you SHUT UP PLEASE?

….

Anyway my favorite is the sun and the star

I have never read it.

*whispering* his favorite is chalice of the gods

My favorite is heroes of Olympus!

And I like the og series

*bangs in* [PERCY JACKSON WHAT? Ives been summoned]

Rickys read them all

— @into-the-choirverse-rtc

…….

[… well that was fun]

ocean what was this!!?!

What?!?

Wow that’s… something

THAT WASNT ME!

Ummm it sure looks like you

NOOO ITS NOT….see! It’s spelled different!! I don’t spell my name like that!

Oh yeah… I guess so

HA!

I bet it is her secret account

Huh?

*freezes* wut…?

*SPINS* WHERE?!?

Ohhhhh is it that new one I saw on the news?

What did you say…

-🎀🦴

BRRROOO THAT WAS EPIC

[level up!]

I could do better

Seriously?

I’d like to see you try

*does*

*😲😲😲*

Holy sh-

Her?!? (Referring to Jane)

HER?! (Referring to Ocean)

What does “perfect-space-dolls” mean? That is three words, not one.

--🎀🦴

[bro is a male btw, just used those emojis cuz I like em lol]

Haha stress toy HSGDGSGD

(Bro be lookin like this)

*points* ahahahaha that’s just karma, Virgil

NO! VIRGIL!

*rolls eyes* you’re too attached, Mischa

What?! No! I actually hate that rat he is not my son, like everyone says.

Shall we?

You do the honors

Very well *whips his hat off*

Squeak 🐁

OH MY GOODNESS

[Virgil?!]

Mischa?!?

i am interested

Thank you for asking!! Monique is quite tragic actually!

Okay so Monique had terrible parents, absolutely terrible. Who knows who her father was and what happened to him, and her mother obviously couldn’t care for her alone as a single mother, so she gave Monique to an orphanage.

If I remember right Monique ran away from the orphanage when she was thirteen, and she started working at a bar (one of her more distinguished jobs) they never actually paid her, so she stole money from tips.

A few years later, a man comes into the bar and asks Monique if she wants to work with him (if you hadn’t already guessed this is her first pimp)

Since she’s young and everything, she obviously says yes because she’ll actually get paid, and she won’t have to sleep in the bar anymore. Little does she know this guy is ripping her off, and stealing part of her cut.

So she does what any rational angry woman does, and stabs him in the back. Multiple times. She gets a new pimp (this is Claude by the way) and he gives her more than her cut because he’s absolutely terrified of her.

He gets arrested for one crime or another, and abandons her. She has to find her own clients, and that’s how she gets typhoid. I’m pretty sure you know the rest ;)

Wow.

Holy-

But I like ittttt

Mischa take the goddamn hat off

*he does* what is that?

What is what? *looks*

*also looks* for your own safety you don’t wanna know

*takes hat*

hey misha

i have a gift for you

*hat*

(Unbeknownst to him, the hat is full of spider eggs :3)

MADWICKEDAWESOME!! I love it!! *puts it on*

*whispering* did you see that?

[Ooh thanks!!]

What the hell?

Ugh

American politics are so weird

Americans in general are weird

[o-oh my god]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OCEAN. SHUT UP FOR GODS SAKE