You found me...

Maybe. What kind?

And don't be ridiculous. I'm not a "simp" either, idiot.

He was abandoned into a box near my apartment with his sister. They were super small and I took them to vet, but Nacho - yes, I named her too - didn't make it.

Don't be an idiot.

Quiet. Simping is for lonely virgins like you. I like her company, but... it means nothing.

Yah, don't be an idiot. She wouldn't so it's no use even thinking about it.

Too naive. Could be worse.

After what he did to me, I can't trust him. It's better if he's just off my way.

Easy to tease, too. He acts all cocky yet is still so embarrassing in reality. Yah, you saw that dating profile of his, right? Hah.

None of your business.

Exactly...

Who doesn't? It's all over the news.

Girl--? Yah, I don't have one. They all think that I'm the mole.

> Yah, what do you mean? It doesn't look like that. Mine are cooler.

... I didn't say so. Stop saying weird things.

I said I don't do spooning. Doesn't matter.

Yah, shut up. If you mean me, I'm not a tsundere. That's stupid.