Teenage Vigilantes Just Trying Their Best

Athena: Of course you are. Hope you don’t come to mine.

*silence*

Athena: No… don’t tell me…

Tara: Ok… Karma will tell you!

Athena: F*CK

Athena: Teddy met someone named Harry? What’s his last name?

Athena: Of course you are. Hope you don’t come to mine.

*silence*

Athena: No… don’t tell me…

Tara: Ok… Karma will tell you!

Athena: F*CK

Athena: Of course you are. Hope you don’t come to mine.

*silence*

Athena: No… don’t tell me…

Athena: Of course you are. Hope you don’t come to mine.

I'm thinking of clowning as a sidegig. what do you guys think

Athena: Isn’t that what you already do?

im starting to think you guys actually fight badguys instead of engaging in improvisational pro wrestling

Athena: I've known you for how long now, and I'm still baffled by how your world works.

the aerial death drop has been underutilized by spider heroes we need to fix this

In my experience the orbital drop kick is quite effective in quelling kaiju threats but its best done er, away from densely populated areas.

@ask-spidersisters hey ade, how capable would you say you two are at identifying modern greece?

no wait maybe it'd be italy. okay I know like 0.5 Italians so I think we might be fucked if umbra is in Italy

Thalia: Damn, what have we been missing out on in the Spiderverse?

We got a Cyberpunk Roman warrior now and she's been tragically yote into a different universe I think

Athena: Well that’s certainly the first time anyone’s typed out those words in that order before.

The only time I've been to Europe is when I had to go kill the Unleashed Revenant of the late Queen Elizabeth, to be honest. And we didn't stay long :[

Thalia: I totally forgot you did that

@ask-spidersisters hey ade, how capable would you say you two are at identifying modern greece?

no wait maybe it'd be italy. okay I know like 0.5 Italians so I think we might be fucked if umbra is in Italy

Thalia: Damn, what have we been missing out on in the Spiderverse?

@ask-spidersisters hey ade, how capable would you say you two are at identifying modern greece?

Athena: Oh my god.

Tara: we wanna know if we can go in a spaceship to blow up and get more superpowers, can we contact them

Athena: That’s not what happened to them, the ship didn’t blow up. And please leave the Fantastic Four alone.

Athena: Oh my god.

Question, how does one go back to the Avengers tower without being bombarded and lectured by the star spangled Boy Scout for being missing for like a good while without telling them and not contacting them and just sort of making it look like I had died but in reality I escaped from a lab prison after being experimented on and I opted to stay with someone I trusted and all of my friends who I also has a symbiote parasite who also just told me to stop trying to help and ran off to go to whatever and leaves you and your friend alone with some lawyer devil guy and destroyed the door.

Athena: Don’t do that either.

Question, how does one go back to the Avengers tower without being bombarded and lectured by the star spangled Boy Scout for being missing for like a good while without telling them and not contacting them and just sort of making it look like I had died but in reality I escaped from a lab prison after being experimented on and I opted to stay with someone I trusted and all of my friends who I also has a symbiote parasite who also just told me to stop trying to help and ran off to go to whatever and leaves you and your friend alone with some lawyer devil guy and destroyed the door.

Athena: I just got hit with a sudden wave of impending dread… like something is about to happen …

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Athena: fuck. If the “dog” is posting then something is definitely going down.