Bloody Hell

"Yer more than a month late, mate. But sure, I'll take it! What kind of monster says no to free cheese cake after all?"

"Normally I'd be none too pleased about this day being brought up. But... I like jumpers and I like cake.. and now I have two cakes! So thank you."

Birthday boy! 🥳

“I don’t think it’s fair to rate me exes against eachother, they all had their ups and downs, mostly, uh... downs in the end. Whether it was a messy breakup or.. erm... death...”

“I see... Well, it answered my questions but made me a whole lot more uncomfortable! No problems with sex work ‘n all that, but I ain’t sellin’ any pictures of me to anyone anywhere!”

".... I can't say I'm fond of any variation of this word being used to describe me."

“Three questions. One, what’s an “onlyfans”? Two, what’s a “stan”? And three, uhh... what the fuck?”

“Never got involved in that big stage performance malarkey like Zee does, try not to draw too much attention to m’self because I’m not bloody daft. Most I’ve done is street magic for small groups, usually to scam ‘em out of some cash.”

“What do you mean it shows? Because, I mean, I haven’t. Only really worked this whole magic gig in one way or another.”

“Quite a few, but probably not as many as you think. Most of me past affairs were one night stands or short flings which don’t really count as exes, ya know?”

“What are friends if not future funeral guests anyway? Shame I tend to outlive most of them anyway.”

(hell yeah! There was a few Johns for halloween last year, it’ll be cool if there’s even more this year!)

"So I've been told, many times. But it's always nice to hear again~"

Updated my reference sheet for my version of Johnno!  

John frowned and rolled his eyes. "Firstly, punk ain't cute. Secondly, I reckon I could still fit into some of it! Probably... Maybe... With a bit of squeezing..."

"Dilf papa, eh? Well uh.. Thanks? Um- Anyway! 'Ello! I'm doin' good, workin' my job, seein' my girl once a month, and spendin' lots'a time with my girlfriend, Mar. Even John's not been as pesky lately. Life's good!"

"I'm just amazing like that, ain't I~? Cute, punk, handsome, funny, I'm the whole package! And, uh... I'd rather not be hugged against me will, ta."