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"Ow!! What was that for!"

"It is out of pure holiday spirit Psyche~" He was always up to something.

"I don't believe you." Of course he is.

"Ow!! What was that for!"

"Well Psyche-chan, if you really have to know, it is a beautiful clock piece. It’s very rude to be nosey you know?"

"You...You're giving Shizuo-san a gift?" This didn't feel right at all, Izaya was up to something.

"Ow!! What was that for!"

"Well you’d have no reason to know if you are thinking about not doing the job."

"Why is it ticking? Is it a bomb?"

"Ow!! What was that for!"

"Well then I suppose you just won’t get the payment for the job."

"What payment?"

"Ow!! What was that for!"

"Also it’s against the law to open postage Psyche, that is between me and the receiver."

"If I say no?"

"Ow!! What was that for!"

Holds out a box. “I just need you to give this package to someone.”

"Who? And what's in it?"

"—Oh? What’s that mom? You’re scared that there’s someone harmful and threatening outside? What? You feel sick just listening to their voice? Oh shit, mom, I’ll let the stranger know that." Ahem. "She says that she wants you to leave. Goodbye."

"I swear to god Roppi-chan if you don't open this god forsaken door, I am going to break it down myself!!" Clears throat, "I mean, would you kindly let me in roppi-onii-chan?"

"I’m telling you that I’m not whoever this Roppi person is, so please leave. My mother is ill in here and she’s asking who you are and asking to call the police despite her fragile state. Please respect her and kindly leave." Oh, how he tries.

"You're not even hiding your voice! Let me iiiiiiin Roppi-chan!"

"Ow!! What was that for!"

"Well since you’ve asked so kindly, I have a little favor to ask of you.~"

"A favor? What kind of favor?"

"Ow!! What was that for!"

"Oh come now, why do you insist on holding onto the past?"

".....What do you want?"