Ask Poorly Drawn Dimentio (And Dimentio #876295)

This is an ask blog for Dimentio from Super Paper Mario, except with a gimmick!

That gimmick being that I (The person running this blog) have never actually played Super Paper Mario and thus, I have little to no idea what actually happens in the game or what it’s characters are like.

Don’t let that stop you from asking Poorly Drawn Dimentio anything you want though! He (and by extension I) will answer any of your questions the best he can!

There will probably be spoilers for Super Paper Mario. I‘ll mark what I think are spoilers with the tag ‘probably a spoiler’.

Stuff pertaining to certain characters (including dimentio) will be tagged as ‘something about [character]’

UPDATE: Dimentio #876295 can now be asked questions!

Rules!:

1. No explicitly NSFW asks. I (The person running this blog) am a minor. Any explicit NSFW asks will be deleted

1.5. Small references to NSFW subjects or innuendos are fine though, and will be tagged as ‘NSFW implied’

2. No homophobia, transphobia, enbyphobia, etc.

3. No racism, sexism, etc.

4. No references to heavy gore. Heavy gore is a trigger for me

4.5. Light gore is ok

5. Asks about shipping or implied shipping are allowed, as long as they aren’t incestuous/illegal

6. Asking anything about Super Paper Mario and the events in the game are allowed! That’s the purpose of this blog after all!

7. Rules will be updated as needed. This is the first ask blog I’ve ever made, so I’m pretty new to this

Poorly Drawn Dimentio: I still don’t know the answer to that, but I appreciate your compliment, Peasley.

Dimentio #876295: I’m handsome because I put effort into my looks, of course!

Poorly Drawn Dimentio: That question was for me, you know.

Dimentio #876295: “We are here today to mourn the loss of Poorly Drawn Dimentio. He wasn’t too well known by the public, yet we felt his impact everywhere in the world. Granted it was a very small impact, yet it was an impact.”

*-Dimentio #876295 starts to cry, tears come out from under his mask, yet he doesn’t wipe them, but instead keeps going.-*

Dimentio #876295: “His greatest friends were his parents, who could sadly not be here today, and have said no words or condolences, because I never told them he was dead because he made fun of me for not having any parents.”

*-Dimentio #876295 scowls.-*

DImentio #876295: “That’s right, you little fucking bitch. That’s what you get for making me play that stupid ‘Whose family is the most dysfunctional’ game with you.”

*Dimentio #876295 goes back to having a sad expression.-*

Dimentio #876295: “But little fucking bitch or not, we will all greatly miss Poorly Drawn Dimentio. And we will always hold him close to our hea-”

*-The casket lid is suddenly thrown open. Poorly Drawn Dimentio jumps out and roughly lands on the church floor next to the podium, an expression of rage on his face.-*

Poorly Drawn Dimentio: “DIMENTIO #876295 YOU FUCKING BITCH! FIRST YOU TELL EVERYONE I’M DEAD WHEN I’M NOT, THEN YOU PUT SLEEPING PILLS IN MY DRINK AND HOST A FAKE FUNERAL?! NO ONE’S EVEN HERE EXCEPT US!”

*-Sure enough, all the pews are empty.-*

Dimentio #876295: “You’re supposed to be dead! You haven’t posted to your stupid ask blog in about 2 months! Your inbox has been empty for those 2 months! And worst of all, you haven’t done that ask event with me you keep promising you’ll do for those 2 months! YOU’RE BASICALLY DEAD!”

Poorly Drawn Dimentio: “BASICALLY DEAD MY ASS! I’LL SHOW YOU THAT I’M ALIVE AGAIN! I’LL GODDAMN POST SO MUCH CONTENT TO MY ASK BLOG! Just as soon as I get some asks, of course…”

*-Dimentio #876295 rests an elbow on the podium, a quizzical expression on his face-*

Dimentio #876295: “As I’ve said, you haven’t gotten asks for the past 2 months. What makes you think you’ll get asks now?”

Poorly Drawn Dimentio: “Let’s host that event! Right here, right now! The askers can ask both of us questions! That’ll get asks, right?”

Dimentio #876295: “I hope. Otherwise your blog might as well die.”

[[Happy Pride Month from Poorly Drawn Dimentio and the mod that runs his blog! I hope your pride goes well and that all the homophobes in your life get eradicated! 💜]]

[[Transcript:

Dimentio: “Happy Pride Month, my friends!”

“All I did was ask if I could have a 1000 piece chicken nuggets meal... Now I have to hang out at Burger King until the employees forget I exist.”

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Dimentio: “I got kicked out of McDonalds.”

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Dimentio: “Of course I know my parents! They’re really nice people! I bet they’d love to meet you all!”

“If someone could help him out that would be great. Not to be rude but it’s starting to get kind of annoying.”

[[Transcript:

Dimentio: “Ok. I admit, maybe playing ‘whose family is the most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea...”

Dimentio: “Dimentio #876295 has been crying in the bathroom for an hour and I can’t get him out.”

Dimentio #876295: *muffled sobbing*

Does anyone else experience this when ask answers are put in the drafts, or is this just a me thing?]]

[[Transcript:

Dimentio: “I don’t play any instruments. But I do think that it’d be fun to learn one.”

Dimentio: “I’m not sure which instrument I’d want to try though. Maybe a percussion instrument...”

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Dimentio: “Hello again, friend! Just doing ‘the usual’! It’s going pretty well and I’m doing pretty well by extension!”

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Dimentio: I only purchase from the best, my friend!

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Dimentio: “Adorable? Brave? Oh please, you’re too kind! I’m doing rather well! I hope you are too!

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Dimentio: “I’m not the biggest fan of sprite. I prefer Fanta.”

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Dimentio: “My secret? I was born this way! (I also robbed a beauty parlor)”

*Dimentio is awaiting your asks*