Ask Phoenix Wright & Miles Edgeworth

Hi, thank you so much!

I hate what Tumblr is doing to be honest, so I haven’t been in the mood to make new posts lately. I feel bad for nsfw artists and for people who had random posts flagged, even when they’re not porn.

However, personally I’m lucky. My blog has always been sfw, I checked all my 320+ posts and none of them has been flagged. So I guess I’ll be back here soon, since I don’t even know where I could run a similar blog and get asks/followers.

I’m sad I can’t find my asks tagged “Dick Gumshoe” and “Mia Fey” anymore using the search bar, though. :(

Dear 2somethingelseyoumightknow2,

I’m great, thanks!

Hmph. I’m rather fine as well, thank you.

Dear Anonymous,

…

I’m not very interested in spirit mediums’ channeling, especially if they involve my father. That one time someone channeled him… it wasn’t pleasant.

Also, he has already met Wright when we were children.

Perhaps you meant introducing him as my romantic partner?

Well, I had no idea what my father would think… That could be a rather troublesome situation.

Dear Anon,

Hm, definitely on the neck… at least for now.

…Can those really be considered “kisses”?

Er, Miles, you know everyone is going to get more curious now, right?

Hmph…! Don’t they have anything else to ask? Why would I want to answer something so personal?!

Haha, Edgeworth likes kissing me on the lips, by the way…

Wright!

Keep your mouth shut!

Oh?

Make me.

Nngh…!

Dear Anonymous,

I’m not very interested in pictures, but I suppose Kay will insist on taking many of them once she sees us together.

Aw, that’s a good idea. I’ll ask Trucy to take a few too after her magic show next Saturday.

Dear Anon,

I’m thankful for every good moment I spent with my friends and family. This year I finally met Maya again, and she’s now the great Master of Kurain Village, always with Pearls by her side. I saw Trucy growing up and performing in bigger shows that left everyone speechless. I watched as my first subordinate decided to follow a new path in a country that needed a great defense attorney like him. Also, every day I see my other subordinate getting more experienced and confident in court, and I can’t help but be proud of her.

I’m thankful for all the clients who believed – and believe – in me.

And, of course, I’m thankful for Miles Edgeworth, because he’s always been here when I needed him, and I know he will always be.

Ngh…! I…

I’m thankful for all the prosecutors, detectives, defense attorneys and judges who pursue the truth. I’m thankful for their help to fight corruption in the law system.

I’m thankful for everyone close to me I can consider friend or family.

And I’m thankful for… well…

“Warrior of Neo Olde Tokyo - Remastered Edition”?

Nnghooh!

A-Actually…

Hmph, I was going to say I’m thakful for a certain ridiculous man, but I changed my mind. I’d rather be thankful for that remastered edition.

Yeah, whatever you say, Edgeworth…

THANK YOU! <3 I’m so glad you like my blog!

Dear Eeeeeehh,

What?! R-R-Romantically?!

Er, why would they think so? I mean, I’m glad they don’t think I’m dating Maya like someone else I know, but that’s not true either!

Can’t a man just be single?

Edgeworth and I have a very special bond, but it’s not romantic. I’m not attracted to him. I’m heterosexual.

…

I-I think…

Dear Grey,

Aww, thank you!

Actually, we’ve done a little more than holding hands!

And there’s no need to talk about that all the time, Wright.

Anyway…

We’d rather do that in private, or in places where we’re alone.

But you held my hand all the time at that Chinese restaurant…

Nngh…! W-Well… it was a quiet place, and the other clients were all strangers…

- Phoenix Wright & Miles Edgeworth

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Dear Kay,

After all these years, I think it’s finally time I introduce that man – er, Phoenix Wright – to you. Not just as a dear friend of mine, but…

…as my romantic partner.

Dear 2somethingelseyoumightknow2,

Um, no, to be honest I haven’t danced in ages, and I don’t think Edgeworth is into dance.

Actually, I can waltz.

R-Really? Wow, I guess that’s something the von Karmas approved, huh?

Indeed. However, you’re right, I’m not very interested in any kind of dance.

Now I’m really curious to see you waltzing, though.

Hmph. If you find a good partner for me, I suppose I can do it.

…!

I-I don’t have to answer such a question!

I keep checking and reading the archive because to be honest I can’t believe it. My blog is just ONE month old? Somehow it seems so much older! D:

Well, what can I say? It’s all thanks to you and all your interesting asks!

Thank you so much for following Phoenix and Miles in this odd adventure. I’m looking forward to your next embarrassing questions for them!

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Dear Anonymous,

N-No, I’m not. Wh-Why should I?

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Dear Anon,

I was thinking about porterhouse steaks, and maybe vegetables and potatoes. Those are something I can cook, at least.

We’re probably going to watch a movie after that, but I’ll let him choose which one. As for a place to sleep…

I would never let him sleep on the couch, we have two beds after all. I’ll sleep on Trucy’s room and he’ll sleep on mine. I’m going to change the sheets, of course…

…I mean, if he really wants to sleep alone, haha…

Dear Eeeeeehh,

I’ve never seriously considered the possibility of fatherhood in the past… Though I suppose Trucy is an exception.

…Well, if I had a child, I wish they were healthy and happy. That’s all I’d seriously care about.