Cursebearing Hips [indefinite hiatus]

JUPITER: Well you see--

GANYMEDE: Allow ME to explain! We mythics are legendary pokemon that have undergone a mythic quest, absorbing energy from other legendaries, mythics and passively through the universe in order to have enough power to fulfill our alignments! Every mythic has an alignment, a task that has us influencing the whole universe & ensuring its continued prosperity. But having such immense power can lead to the wrong ilk seeking to use it for personal gain. There has been an extreme instance of this happening, a very, very long time ago. Thus, there are mythics such as I to keep everything in order~ My alignment is "justice", so it's my job to keep new mythics in line.

IO: i do dreams... night dreams... daydreams... hopes and wishes... its pretty chill

ASK: Lol, I bet Orchid's gonna be sooo pissed when the effects of that paralysis wears off!

ORCHID: You're damn right I am. Where the hell even is this? And where's that bigheaded jackass who attacked me??

JUPITER: Dears, why exactly do you have this... angry mew with you?

GANYMEDE: We have conf--

EUROPA: I think this pokemon's what's been causing all the rifts that've been poppin up lately!

IO: it's true... we totally saw it... whatever they are, they're somehow connected all of it... so we kidnapped them...

JUPITER: KIDNAP? Honestly, that hardly seems necessary. You three can be too impulsive, sometimes. I am so very sorry for the enthusiasm of my children.

ORCHID: Yeah, you all can get fucked.

JUPITER: Oh tut-tut now, let me take a good look at you.

[JUPITER casts Quantum Unravel. Orchid's Special Attack has gone down.]

JUPITER: My word... how utterly strange.

ORCHID: Guh... w... what the h-hell... did you just do to me...?

JUPITER: I've heard that origin mews carried great power, but never would I have thought I'd come across one with such a damaged soul like this! Dear, if what they say is true, it is my responsibility as a mythic to investigate such claims.