Nathanee

[James just holds the umbrella in his hands]

* Well at least I don’t have the ‘honor’ of having the weirdest meeting with you… but if you think your life is weird enough, mine is weirder. I’m friends with 3 different versions of myself, not multiple personalities, actual different versions of me.

“Rude.”

* I don’t think there’s anything to be concerned or worried about. A lot of muns like to jump on bandwagons like this. And this isn’t even the weirdest way I’ve met someone. I’m James, nice to meet ya.

“Well /we/ did bump our heads but… As harshly put as it is, we guess hivemind we is actually… Accurate.”

“Although nowadays, we’ve seen others who aren’t literally two dead people stuffed into a single body use it. Gender-Neutral is what they call it~?”

“And don’t give us that look~ We haven’t even gotten to the pun-ch line yet.”