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How do you feel about the items you bought at the auction today?

Oh Hi leaf thanks for the question I guess.. but the items I got have made me happy with how silly some of them are or like how I obtianed siris mother which is now my future wife I will treat with the upmost respect

ask-leaf-anything

That’s wonderful! I’m glad you’re satisfied with the products. Did you know you are now in possession of illegal contraband? Siri’s Mom is actually a strand of weed, so I’ll be prosecuting you in court later today. See you there.

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<< not an ask i just thought this was funny

#not an ask #dmsmp #c!leaf

Have you made your bed today?

double leaf feature

#anon #dmsmp #deus ex machina smp #c!leaf #ask #yes the gremlin sleeps on the ground #“its comfy” they say

ask-leaf-anything

Thoughts on Odysseus?

Odysseus. I believe the people in the bone phones are referring to him as "Baby Girl" nowadays? He seems popular, but I have no strong opinion on him.

mnemonic-mnemosyne

Excuse me Leaf, but do you know what a “baby girl” is? I would like this concept explained to me. If you do not know, I will ask Mara. Thank you for your help regardless.

ask-leaf-anything

Yes, allow me to share the definition I discovered.

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Leaf 1! What do you miss most about… being alive?

#anon #dmsmp #deus ex machina smp #c!leaf #ask #lying #LYING lying lying lying #news flash: the liar is lying #maybe eventually theyll open up #or perhaps poke them and ask more questions ;)

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leaf numero uno!! what are you doing right now?

<< i. accidentally lost the original ask when i was about to hit post but then deleted it because i saw a spelling mistake. oops. i hope i remembered the message correctly lol

#anon #dmsmp #deus ex machina smp #c!leaf #ask #i have now learned to never delete a post when trying to reply to an ask

mnemonic-mnemosyne

Meet up for tea at Celesteal????

Yes. Should I send a letter regarding the details? I have missed our weekly chats, but in your absence, I have been enjoying the hibiscus tea you sent me. I look forward to seeing you again soon.

ask-leaf-anything

You are literally communicating through instant messaging right now. Why on Earth would you need to send a letter?

mnemonic-mnemosyne

I enjoy writing letters. I find peace in it. Telling someone my feelings on paper is much easier than face to face. Perhaps I would like to tell Siri something privately in my letter that I do not wish to say publicly, such as how I had sex with your mother last night.

@livelaughchaosworld Is this correct? Is this how to make a “your mother” joke?

ask-leaf-anything

DMs exist for a reason. Hope this helps.

Anyways, what is a "mother"? You say strange things sometimes. Perhaps consider how to better communicate with the youth of today.

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I have received an honestly concerning amount of questions about the bush people. Just how prolific are they becoming?? After their two halfhearted attempts to kill me as well as other people, I can see little reason I should like them. Besides, I'm good friends with the trees. I could never side against them. I probably will not be going anywhere near Celestalis for the time being.

#anon #kunimno #dmsmp #deus ex machina smp #c!leaf #ask

ask-reincarnate-kronos

Letter: Along with this I'm sending you a VCR and some Hallmark movies to learn the magic of love and happiness to warm your cold dead heart. Hopefully the old man can figure out how to use a VCR

The old man watches as another letter floats through the crack. He goes to pick it up as somehow the crack momentarily stretches wider to spit out a clunky cardboard box. It crashes to the ground in a large thump and cracking sounds that make Kronos wince.

"What the fuck??" He exclaims quietly. He moves closer and looks in the box to find some metal contraption snapped in half and other smaller boxes underneath it with writing. Upon further investigation he puzzles over the plastic contraptions inside of the cases.

Finally, he picks up the letter and gives it a read. Kronos' brow furrows and he tosses the letter aside in frustration. He picks up the smaller cases, discarding the contents of them into the box. He hides the empty cases behind his barrel where the warden won't find them. Then he takes the box and carefully throws each item back into the void below, making sure nothing gets left on the short landing between his bars and the emptiness below.

Finally he takes out his pen and gets to the letter.

"While I don't know how you are sending these, I think it might be wise not to send larger objects through... for now. If i get caught by the warden I'd have way too much explaining to do.

By the nature of your tone I'm guessing you know who I am, but of what nature I'm not sure. I'll read what I can on the boxes. Shame whatever contraption you sent broke, but I don't think I'd have a place to hide it anyway."

Kronos folds up the letter and floats it out into the void. He's got some reading to do.

ask-leaf-anything

Ungrateful old man throws away gifts given to him. He doesn't deserve anything nice. Don't even bother. >_>

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mnemonic-mnemosyne

Meet up for tea at Celesteal????

Yes. Should I send a letter regarding the details? I have missed our weekly chats, but in your absence, I have been enjoying the hibiscus tea you sent me. I look forward to seeing you again soon.

ask-leaf-anything

You are literally communicating through instant messaging right now. Why on Earth would you need to send a letter?

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hello? whys this camera up so high?? oh. i think i took a picture. oopsy doopsy. well, i guess this is mine now. a little crime never hurt anyone if they didnt know it happened. this is my camera and i name youuuuuu... Clicky. how are you doing Clicky?

<< A new challenger approaches!!!

You can now ask Leaf #1 questions as well! Not too sure why you would want to do that imo but!! Its an option now :) !!!!!!!!! If you have a question for Leaf #1 or want both of the Leafs to answer, make sure you specify somewhere in the message otherwise I'll probably default to Leaf #2 responding to asks

#not an ask

Would you eat your menu item at Celesteal?

I don't think I am able to consume it; my apologies if this is disappointing to you. Maybe if you added a sunlight option I would be able to better digest it?? I gave it my best effort, but my teeth began to hurt after twenty minutes so I thought it best to stop and perhaps try again another time.

#sirirah #dmsmp #deus ex machina smp #c!leaf #ask #remember that this is supposed to be the smarter c!leaf #...hes just never paid attention to what is edible since he usually photosynthesizes #he'll figure it out one day

Thoughts on Odysseus?

Odysseus. I believe the people in the bone phones are referring to him as "Baby Girl" nowadays? He seems popular, but I have no strong opinion on him.

#anon #dmsmp #deus ex machina smp #c!leaf #ask

bruntalism

swankyangles

I can't wait till speed runners get a hold of this.

king-zeus

what would you do if you were given a death note

ask-leaf-anything

What did Lazago ever do to you??

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So how is Box land going?

Splendid! I've been meaning to begin work on constructing the Boxland castle, however my aversion to the manual labor required in order to acquire the necessary amount of materials has proven to be a significant obstacle.

In other news, if you or anyone else would like to create a home in Boxland, there is still ample room for more residents. No need for it to be your main residency, summer vacation homes are quite alright as well.

#dmsmp #deus ex machina smp #c!leaf #ask #anon

do you remember?

#dmsmp #deus ex machina smp #c!leaf #ask #anon

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