I'm what they call "Kris"

Let's be honest Kris, despite your feelings for Susie...you never deserved her.

Dawg why was one of your dads flowers rizzing him up?

So Kris how’s it feel to have your dad kidnapped and probably planned to be killed by your friend the sociopath knight

So... you actually had a thing for Susie huh?

How interesting are you now? Asking for a cervine friend of mine.

Are you a single parent? No? Well you will be soon!

I only wanted to punish you for your alliance with the knight not…Kill you

What if that Dragon from the “How to draw dragon’s” book in your drawer showed up in your home’s dark world that one time?

Kris are you a walking Corpse or something?

IN YOUR FACE MOSS BREATHE,YOU COULDN’T DESTROY THAT PAPER FAST ENOUGH!

*goofy cartoon contraption that yeets a pie at your face when you open your askbox*

awww, I've missed you! Whatcha been up to?

I can definitely see many similarities between you and pomni Kris

just so you know i am using you as a test subject to see what happens when someone is possessed twice at the same time

HERO