#ask kris

"No! Go around the other side!"

"Hngh??" you mumbled as you fought your way out of sleep. Who was whispering? What was going on?

"No! We gotta surround them and then attack!"

You continued to gain awareness as a heavy weight that draped over you shifted, bristly hair and lips brushing your shoulder. Lloyd. Lloyd was lying half on top of you. "I'll surround and attack you if you don't shut the fuck up," he mumbled.

"Oh shit," the first voice whispered again.

"Jaaaake," you finally were able to speak up, your voice thick with sleep. "What have we said about gaming in bed?!"

"Uh, sorry guys," Jake said, and you knew without opening your eyes that he was speaking into his headset. "I gotta go." There was some rustling and fumbling, and then Jake spoke again, directed at you and Lloyd now. "Sorry. I couldn't sleep, but I didn't want to get up up, because you know, I just like being in bed with you so much, so I thought if I was just really quiet–"

"Jake," you whined into your pillow, "that's so fucking cute and annoying, but I should be asleep right now!"

"Yeah, you're right. I'm so sorry. I'll play without the headset this time, and I'll turn the brightness on the screen dow–"

"Go to sleep, before I knock you out with that keyboard," Lloyd growled, barely lifting his head off your back.

"Or I'll go to sleep, yeah!" Jake quickly agreed.

It took a few minutes for him to get all of his gaming gear off the bed, but then Jake finally layed down next to you. As soon as his back hit the bed, you and Lloyd both rearranged yourselves so that you were spooning Jake and Lloyd was spooning you with one arm slung over you to rest on Jake.

"Oh, this is nice," Jake said, too loud, as he shifted himself back into you.

Uhhhh..

Ummm..

Hydrogen,

Helium,

Lithium,

Beryllium,

Boron,

Carbon,

Nitrogen,

Oxygen,

Fluorine,

Neon,

Sodium,

Magnesium,

Aluminum,

Silicon,

Phosphorus,

Sulfur,

Chlorine,

Argon,

Potassium!

Calcium,

Scandium,

Titanium,

Vanadium,

Chromium,

Manganese,

Iron,

Cobalt,

Nickel,

Copper,

Zinc,

Gallium,

Germanium,

Arsenic (yummy),

Selenium,

Bromine,

Krypton,

Rubidium,

Strontium,

Yttrium,

Zirconium,

Niobium,

Molybdenum,

Technetium,

Ruthenium,

Rhodium,

Palladium,

Silver,

Cadmium,

Indium,

Tin,

Antimony,

Tellurium,

Iodine,

Xenon,

Cesium,

Barium,

Lanthanum,

Cerium,

Praseodymium,

Neodymium,

Promethium,

Samarium,

Europium,

Gadolinium,

Terbium,

Dysprosium,

Holmium,

Erbium,

Thulium,

Ytterbium,

Lutetium,

Hafnium,

Tantalum,

Tungsten,

Rhenium,

Osmium,

Iridium,

Platinum,

Gold,

Mercury,

Thallium,

Lead,

Bismuth,

Polonium,

Astatine,

Radon,

Francium,

Radium,

Actinium,

Thorium,

Protactinium,

Uranium,

Neptunium,

Plutonium,

Americium,

Curium,

Berkelium,

Californium,

Einsteinium,

Fermium,

Mendelevium,

Nobelium,

Lawrencium,

Rutherfordium,

Dubnium,

Seaborgium,

Bohrium,

Hassium,

Meitnerium,

Darmstadtium,

Roentgenium,

Copernicium,

Nihonium,

Flerovium,

Moscovium,

Livermorium,

Tennessine,

And Oganesson.

Because they're always 90 degrees.