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Tell me about your body

Hair: What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?

Skin: Do you tan easily?

Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?

Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?

Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?

Tongue: What was in your last meal?

Windpipe: Do you sing?

Neck: Do you wear necklaces?

Ears: How many piercings do you have (if any)?

Cheeks: Do you blush easily?

Wrists: Have you ever broken a bone?

Hands: Are you an artist/writer?

Fingers: Do you play an instrument?

Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?

Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?

Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?

Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?

Back: Are you a virgin?

Hips: Do you like to dance?

Thighs: Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?

Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?

Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?

Feet: Favorite pair of shoes?

violet-grubs-deactivated2014052

How did Tumblr miss this joke?

xxmissmagentaxx

…………………….OH MY GOD

biodegrade

real pressure is when your mum comes in and you have like 1.3 seconds to decide on the least dodgy tab to switch to

biodegrade

dreamingofthestreet

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fidefortitude-deactivated202011

Everyone who reblogs this

EVERY SINGLE ONE

Will get a shitty 1 sentence fanfic in their inbox determined by your recent reblogs

So if you reblogged Kevin Tran and a dalek recently

YOU GET KEVIN/DALEK ROMCOM FANFIC

If you just posted some Sherlock and Hannibal

THEY HAVE A DANCE OFF MOTHAFUCKAS

Shitty fanfics, at your door, no questions asked.

Reblog away!

fidefortitude-deactivated202011

When I say shitty fanfics

I mean shitty fanfics motherfuckers

shannachka

I need

riprestinpiecesfuckkkshitplease

tHINGS U SHOULD NOT POINT OUT WHEN U SEE PERSON

aCNE

HOW TIRED THEY LOOK

CIRCLES UNDER THEIR EYES

SMALL H OLES IN THEIR CLOTHES N LIKE STAINS AND STUFF BC WHY

wHY

wh Y?????

donT dO it

ONLY S AY NICE THINGS FRIEND

reichenfeels

“We’re your family, we’re allowed to make fun of you”

“Come on, it’s just a joke”

“toughen up and stop being a baby”

“We’re just teasing”

BULLYING IS BULLYING NO MATTER WHO IT COMES FROM.

IT JUST HURTS A FUCKLOAD A LOT MORE WHEN ITS COMING FROM PEOPLE YOU TRUST

FUCK OFF.

reichenfeels

this post will often go weeks without a note

and then there’ll be a holiday

and it resurfaces

and that makes me sad

bikinipowerbottom

"you’ve been in your room on that computer all day, come down stairs and spen-"

rhydonmyhardon

how it feels to think about your life and decisions after high school and college

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(AFTER MONTHS AND MONTHS OF WAITING. ITS FINALLY HERE. .0. NOW IM OFF TO WATCH IT AND LOVE IT FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE OR UNTIL THE NEXT II EP COMES OUT)

fairlyevenparents

Hi, I’m Timmy Turner and i STOLE FROM MY MOM’S PURSE

Microphone: *listens to dubstep* WHO? WHAT? WHY WOULD PEOPLE LISTEN TO THIS?!?!?!?!

Trophy: *shrugs*

(I have never listen to dubstep so Idk if I'll like it or not....so yeah. .3.)

YOOOOOOOOOO

Some random gif (First try)

http://imgur.com/IFbb5ku

(Admin- It's beautiful~! :'D )

#Microphone #fanart #submission

(AND ONCE AGAIN I LIVVVVEEEEEEE... .3. I REALLY NEED TO STOP DYING.)

Trophy: KNIFE LOVES MICROPHONE~!

Knife: Shut up Trophy.

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