W-Who are you?

((Asks are closed in preparation for pre-vacation deadlines and projects.))

"I can see why Vanellope likes them, what with her being a racer, but wow..."

"That whole eat-kill-multiply-thing is not for me..."

"She still scares me sometimes..."

"Well, it's not in the arcade or else at least Vanellope would know more about it... So no real opinion here."

Vanellope: No offense to any good players, of course. 

"Becoming something else entirely would be so confusing and complicated!"

"Vanellope says he's a guy that smells even worse than Ralph. Now that's something that's almost impossible to believe..."

"I think if I've ever had something like a "mother", it's probably shot to pieces or fried by the beacon by now..."

"I've heard about Niceland and the people there seem nice... except for this guy called Gene, according to Ralph..."

"Vanellope says I am ready..."

"Those books are handy. I wouldn't know what to do with a giant gummi dinosaur..."

"As a self-respecting Cy-bug, eager to learn about humans, it is an absolute must!"

"Heheh, comics are nice but there's usually just pictures in them..."