George Martin

Thank... you? I think. It's a nice seal anyway.

No. I don't know what reason you could have for thinking that.

Well, sure, I think it's fine. Why exactly are you asking?

It doesn't do much cuddling. It loves when I give it a sheet of paper and a pen so it can scribble on it. I think it's supposed to be its signature but I can't really tell. It also really likes to sit on the counter when I cook. Sometimes I let it add an herb or two and it gets really excited. It's a cute little thing.

Well. Yes. I just think I should also get approached for autographs. Is that so wrong?

That's... quite a lot of me. But at least the photos you picked are somewhat attractive. So thank you for that.

Ahem. I do not want to discuss it here.

Oh yes. I've heard plenty. Ahem. I suggest you take a look around my account. People are... more than encouraging a... blossoming relationship between us.

Out of those colors, my favourite is green. Why do you ask?

Ahem. That must have been some sort of hacker. Definitely. A hacker.

We got him a gift together, that's all. I don't know why you all are reading into it.

Oh, I know. You people have not been afraid to tell me. But I appreciate it greatly.

I am not. I don't know why everyone calls me that. If anything, I'd be a bisexual.

Well. I don't know. I guess I hadn't thought about it. I don't dislike anyone's eyes for the record. There's just a pair or two that I could... stare into all day.