Living proof that FX is better than linguistics

Its been fun guys, but these newlyweds are signing off Thanks to you anons, and everyone else with second wave ask-blogs, you’ve made this better than we could have hoped. Hope you had as much fun as we did. -the other person in fx’s head.

SNOW-PITCH

Snow-Pitch.

Happy, Mr Snow-Pitch?

Not bad at all Mr Snow-Pitch

You liked the music then, Snow-Pitch?

How long had you been planning that??

Months.

Everyone thinks you’re the romantic one now

SNOW-PITCH

Snow-Pitch.

Happy, Mr Snow-Pitch?

Not bad at all Mr Snow-Pitch

You liked the music then, Snow-Pitch?

How long had you been planning that??

SNOW-PITCH

Snow-Pitch.

Happy, Mr Snow-Pitch?

Not bad at all Mr Snow-Pitch

Husband

SNOW-PITCH

Snow-Pitch.

If that means you’ll look dashing in a tux I’ll take it

Does this count as night before the wedding? Its very vague 

I think 19:40 is certainly at least evening, and it is the day before the wedding, so… Yes.

But is this seeing

No. We get to keep this.

Good. Or I’d go mad

I miss you. Isn’t that ridiculous?

Little bit. Its been…two hours, maybe

And you don’t miss me? If nothing else, this is boring. Bloody glad I brought a book.

Its nicer with you around, kind of weird knowing you’re near but not…here

Yeah, that is the most bizarre thing, isn’t it? You’re just down the hall. I don’t think we’ve ever been staying or living in the same building and not slept in the same room.

Same bed is newer

It’s still been quite a while, dear.

True, but lets never be that married couple with separate beds, even if you elbow me

Oh Crowley no. No. Never.

We’re going to be a married couple

…fuck. We are.

Snow-Pitch…

I love the sound of that.

You’ll be hearing it plenty

Good.

Dr Snow Pitch soon…start your days of people thinking you’re my wife

I’m not?? Well, damn. I thought making it official meant one of us would be a wife so my father could shut up.

Don’t think I could afford your dowry, can I get a discount?

Damaged goods, seems fair, yes.

Oh good, I’m sure you’ll be a great wife Baz

Lucky me. I do expect to be kept in the manner to which I am accustomed, of course.

Only lace and satin for my sweet

Satin?! Silk.

Demanding aren’t we?

Yes. You knew that. ;)

I did. Soon be stuck with it too

Now is the time to say no, darling, not tomorrow.

What if I wanted to be dramatic?

Don’t You Fucking Dare Snow

Oh come on. Like I would. I asked you didn’t I

True. You did. And you do not tend towards giving up once you’ve got a grip on something…

Not ever letting you go. Stubborn, you know.

Somehow I shall survive.

You think?

I may even prevail.

Optimistic 

If that means you’ll look dashing in a tux I’ll take it

Does this count as night before the wedding? Its very vague 

I think 19:40 is certainly at least evening, and it is the day before the wedding, so… Yes.

But is this seeing

No. We get to keep this.

Good. Or I’d go mad

I miss you. Isn’t that ridiculous?

Little bit. Its been…two hours, maybe

And you don’t miss me? If nothing else, this is boring. Bloody glad I brought a book.

Its nicer with you around, kind of weird knowing you’re near but not…here

Yeah, that is the most bizarre thing, isn’t it? You’re just down the hall. I don’t think we’ve ever been staying or living in the same building and not slept in the same room.

Same bed is newer

It’s still been quite a while, dear.

True, but lets never be that married couple with separate beds, even if you elbow me

Oh Crowley no. No. Never.

We’re going to be a married couple

…fuck. We are.

Snow-Pitch…

I love the sound of that.

You’ll be hearing it plenty

Good.

Dr Snow Pitch soon…start your days of people thinking you’re my wife

I’m not?? Well, damn. I thought making it official meant one of us would be a wife so my father could shut up.

Don’t think I could afford your dowry, can I get a discount?

Damaged goods, seems fair, yes.

Oh good, I’m sure you’ll be a great wife Baz

Lucky me. I do expect to be kept in the manner to which I am accustomed, of course.

Only lace and satin for my sweet

Satin?! Silk.

Demanding aren’t we?

Yes. You knew that. ;)

I did. Soon be stuck with it too

Now is the time to say no, darling, not tomorrow.

What if I wanted to be dramatic?

Don’t You Fucking Dare Snow

Oh come on. Like I would. I asked you didn’t I

True. You did. And you do not tend towards giving up once you’ve got a grip on something…

Not ever letting you go. Stubborn, you know.

Somehow I shall survive.

You think?

If that means you’ll look dashing in a tux I’ll take it

Does this count as night before the wedding? Its very vague 

I think 19:40 is certainly at least evening, and it is the day before the wedding, so… Yes.

But is this seeing

No. We get to keep this.

Good. Or I’d go mad

I miss you. Isn’t that ridiculous?

Little bit. Its been…two hours, maybe

And you don’t miss me? If nothing else, this is boring. Bloody glad I brought a book.

Its nicer with you around, kind of weird knowing you’re near but not…here

Yeah, that is the most bizarre thing, isn’t it? You’re just down the hall. I don’t think we’ve ever been staying or living in the same building and not slept in the same room.

Same bed is newer

It’s still been quite a while, dear.

True, but lets never be that married couple with separate beds, even if you elbow me

Oh Crowley no. No. Never.

We’re going to be a married couple

…fuck. We are.

Snow-Pitch…

I love the sound of that.

You’ll be hearing it plenty

Good.

Dr Snow Pitch soon…start your days of people thinking you’re my wife

I’m not?? Well, damn. I thought making it official meant one of us would be a wife so my father could shut up.

Don’t think I could afford your dowry, can I get a discount?

Damaged goods, seems fair, yes.

Oh good, I’m sure you’ll be a great wife Baz

Lucky me. I do expect to be kept in the manner to which I am accustomed, of course.

Only lace and satin for my sweet

Satin?! Silk.

Demanding aren’t we?

Yes. You knew that. ;)

I did. Soon be stuck with it too

Now is the time to say no, darling, not tomorrow.

What if I wanted to be dramatic?

Don’t You Fucking Dare Snow

Oh come on. Like I would. I asked you didn’t I

True. You did. And you do not tend towards giving up once you’ve got a grip on something…

Not ever letting you go. Stubborn, you know.

If that means you’ll look dashing in a tux I’ll take it

Does this count as night before the wedding? Its very vague 

I think 19:40 is certainly at least evening, and it is the day before the wedding, so… Yes.

But is this seeing

No. We get to keep this.

Good. Or I’d go mad

I miss you. Isn’t that ridiculous?

Little bit. Its been…two hours, maybe

And you don’t miss me? If nothing else, this is boring. Bloody glad I brought a book.

Its nicer with you around, kind of weird knowing you’re near but not…here

Yeah, that is the most bizarre thing, isn’t it? You’re just down the hall. I don’t think we’ve ever been staying or living in the same building and not slept in the same room.

Same bed is newer

It’s still been quite a while, dear.

True, but lets never be that married couple with separate beds, even if you elbow me

Oh Crowley no. No. Never.

We’re going to be a married couple

…fuck. We are.

Snow-Pitch…

I love the sound of that.

You’ll be hearing it plenty

Good.

Dr Snow Pitch soon…start your days of people thinking you’re my wife

I’m not?? Well, damn. I thought making it official meant one of us would be a wife so my father could shut up.

Don’t think I could afford your dowry, can I get a discount?

Damaged goods, seems fair, yes.

Oh good, I’m sure you’ll be a great wife Baz

Lucky me. I do expect to be kept in the manner to which I am accustomed, of course.

Only lace and satin for my sweet

Satin?! Silk.

Demanding aren’t we?

Yes. You knew that. ;)

I did. Soon be stuck with it too

Now is the time to say no, darling, not tomorrow.

What if I wanted to be dramatic?

Don’t You Fucking Dare Snow

Oh come on. Like I would. I asked you didn’t I

If that means you’ll look dashing in a tux I’ll take it

Does this count as night before the wedding? Its very vague 

I think 19:40 is certainly at least evening, and it is the day before the wedding, so… Yes.

But is this seeing

No. We get to keep this.

Good. Or I’d go mad

I miss you. Isn’t that ridiculous?

Little bit. Its been…two hours, maybe

And you don’t miss me? If nothing else, this is boring. Bloody glad I brought a book.

Its nicer with you around, kind of weird knowing you’re near but not…here

Yeah, that is the most bizarre thing, isn’t it? You’re just down the hall. I don’t think we’ve ever been staying or living in the same building and not slept in the same room.

Same bed is newer

It’s still been quite a while, dear.

True, but lets never be that married couple with separate beds, even if you elbow me

Oh Crowley no. No. Never.

We’re going to be a married couple

…fuck. We are.

Snow-Pitch…

I love the sound of that.

You’ll be hearing it plenty

Good.

Dr Snow Pitch soon…start your days of people thinking you’re my wife

I’m not?? Well, damn. I thought making it official meant one of us would be a wife so my father could shut up.

Don’t think I could afford your dowry, can I get a discount?

Damaged goods, seems fair, yes.

Oh good, I’m sure you’ll be a great wife Baz

Lucky me. I do expect to be kept in the manner to which I am accustomed, of course.

Only lace and satin for my sweet

Satin?! Silk.

Demanding aren’t we?

Yes. You knew that. ;)

I did. Soon be stuck with it too

Now is the time to say no, darling, not tomorrow.

What if I wanted to be dramatic?

If that means you’ll look dashing in a tux I’ll take it

Does this count as night before the wedding? Its very vague 

I think 19:40 is certainly at least evening, and it is the day before the wedding, so… Yes.

But is this seeing

No. We get to keep this.

Good. Or I’d go mad

I miss you. Isn’t that ridiculous?

Little bit. Its been…two hours, maybe

And you don’t miss me? If nothing else, this is boring. Bloody glad I brought a book.

Its nicer with you around, kind of weird knowing you’re near but not…here

Yeah, that is the most bizarre thing, isn’t it? You’re just down the hall. I don’t think we’ve ever been staying or living in the same building and not slept in the same room.

Same bed is newer

It’s still been quite a while, dear.

True, but lets never be that married couple with separate beds, even if you elbow me

Oh Crowley no. No. Never.

We’re going to be a married couple

…fuck. We are.

Snow-Pitch…

I love the sound of that.

You’ll be hearing it plenty

Good.

Dr Snow Pitch soon…start your days of people thinking you’re my wife

I’m not?? Well, damn. I thought making it official meant one of us would be a wife so my father could shut up.

Don’t think I could afford your dowry, can I get a discount?

Damaged goods, seems fair, yes.

Oh good, I’m sure you’ll be a great wife Baz

Lucky me. I do expect to be kept in the manner to which I am accustomed, of course.

Only lace and satin for my sweet

Satin?! Silk.

Demanding aren’t we?

Yes. You knew that. ;)

I did. Soon be stuck with it too

If that means you’ll look dashing in a tux I’ll take it

Does this count as night before the wedding? Its very vague 

I think 19:40 is certainly at least evening, and it is the day before the wedding, so… Yes.

But is this seeing

No. We get to keep this.

Good. Or I’d go mad

I miss you. Isn’t that ridiculous?

Little bit. Its been…two hours, maybe

And you don’t miss me? If nothing else, this is boring. Bloody glad I brought a book.

Its nicer with you around, kind of weird knowing you’re near but not…here

Yeah, that is the most bizarre thing, isn’t it? You’re just down the hall. I don’t think we’ve ever been staying or living in the same building and not slept in the same room.

Same bed is newer

It’s still been quite a while, dear.

True, but lets never be that married couple with separate beds, even if you elbow me

Oh Crowley no. No. Never.

We’re going to be a married couple

…fuck. We are.

Snow-Pitch…

I love the sound of that.

You’ll be hearing it plenty

Good.

Dr Snow Pitch soon…start your days of people thinking you’re my wife

I’m not?? Well, damn. I thought making it official meant one of us would be a wife so my father could shut up.

Don’t think I could afford your dowry, can I get a discount?

Damaged goods, seems fair, yes.

Oh good, I’m sure you’ll be a great wife Baz

Lucky me. I do expect to be kept in the manner to which I am accustomed, of course.

Only lace and satin for my sweet

Satin?! Silk.

Demanding aren’t we?

If that means you’ll look dashing in a tux I’ll take it

Does this count as night before the wedding? Its very vague 

I think 19:40 is certainly at least evening, and it is the day before the wedding, so… Yes.

But is this seeing

No. We get to keep this.

Good. Or I’d go mad

I miss you. Isn’t that ridiculous?

Little bit. Its been…two hours, maybe

And you don’t miss me? If nothing else, this is boring. Bloody glad I brought a book.

Its nicer with you around, kind of weird knowing you’re near but not…here

Yeah, that is the most bizarre thing, isn’t it? You’re just down the hall. I don’t think we’ve ever been staying or living in the same building and not slept in the same room.

Same bed is newer

It’s still been quite a while, dear.

True, but lets never be that married couple with separate beds, even if you elbow me

Oh Crowley no. No. Never.

We’re going to be a married couple

…fuck. We are.

Snow-Pitch…

I love the sound of that.

You’ll be hearing it plenty

Good.

Dr Snow Pitch soon…start your days of people thinking you’re my wife

I’m not?? Well, damn. I thought making it official meant one of us would be a wife so my father could shut up.

Don’t think I could afford your dowry, can I get a discount?

Damaged goods, seems fair, yes.

Oh good, I’m sure you’ll be a great wife Baz

Lucky me. I do expect to be kept in the manner to which I am accustomed, of course.

Only lace and satin for my sweet

If that means you’ll look dashing in a tux I’ll take it

Does this count as night before the wedding? Its very vague 

I think 19:40 is certainly at least evening, and it is the day before the wedding, so… Yes.

But is this seeing

No. We get to keep this.

Good. Or I’d go mad

I miss you. Isn’t that ridiculous?

Little bit. Its been…two hours, maybe

And you don’t miss me? If nothing else, this is boring. Bloody glad I brought a book.

Its nicer with you around, kind of weird knowing you’re near but not…here

Yeah, that is the most bizarre thing, isn’t it? You’re just down the hall. I don’t think we’ve ever been staying or living in the same building and not slept in the same room.

Same bed is newer

It’s still been quite a while, dear.

True, but lets never be that married couple with separate beds, even if you elbow me

Oh Crowley no. No. Never.

We’re going to be a married couple

…fuck. We are.

Snow-Pitch…

I love the sound of that.

You’ll be hearing it plenty

Good.

Dr Snow Pitch soon…start your days of people thinking you’re my wife

I’m not?? Well, damn. I thought making it official meant one of us would be a wife so my father could shut up.

Don’t think I could afford your dowry, can I get a discount?

Damaged goods, seems fair, yes.

Oh good, I’m sure you’ll be a great wife Baz

If that means you’ll look dashing in a tux I’ll take it

Does this count as night before the wedding? Its very vague 

I think 19:40 is certainly at least evening, and it is the day before the wedding, so… Yes.

But is this seeing

No. We get to keep this.

Good. Or I’d go mad

I miss you. Isn’t that ridiculous?

Little bit. Its been…two hours, maybe

And you don’t miss me? If nothing else, this is boring. Bloody glad I brought a book.

Its nicer with you around, kind of weird knowing you’re near but not…here

Yeah, that is the most bizarre thing, isn’t it? You’re just down the hall. I don’t think we’ve ever been staying or living in the same building and not slept in the same room.

Same bed is newer

It’s still been quite a while, dear.

True, but lets never be that married couple with separate beds, even if you elbow me

Oh Crowley no. No. Never.

We’re going to be a married couple

…fuck. We are.

Snow-Pitch…

I love the sound of that.

You’ll be hearing it plenty

Good.

Dr Snow Pitch soon…start your days of people thinking you’re my wife

I’m not?? Well, damn. I thought making it official meant one of us would be a wife so my father could shut up.

Don’t think I could afford your dowry, can I get a discount?

If that means you’ll look dashing in a tux I’ll take it

Does this count as night before the wedding? Its very vague 

I think 19:40 is certainly at least evening, and it is the day before the wedding, so… Yes.

But is this seeing

No. We get to keep this.

Good. Or I’d go mad

I miss you. Isn’t that ridiculous?

Little bit. Its been…two hours, maybe

And you don’t miss me? If nothing else, this is boring. Bloody glad I brought a book.

Its nicer with you around, kind of weird knowing you’re near but not…here

Yeah, that is the most bizarre thing, isn’t it? You’re just down the hall. I don’t think we’ve ever been staying or living in the same building and not slept in the same room.

Same bed is newer

It’s still been quite a while, dear.

True, but lets never be that married couple with separate beds, even if you elbow me

Oh Crowley no. No. Never.

We’re going to be a married couple

…fuck. We are.

Snow-Pitch…

I love the sound of that.

You’ll be hearing it plenty

Good.

Dr Snow Pitch soon...start your days of people thinking you’re my wife